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Can you tell me how many people around you are married and divorced? How long is the fastest divorce after marriage?
One of my cousins, about 35 years old, has twin sons, both of whom are in primary school. He is a senior chef, who is a chef in a big-star hotel with a monthly salary of more than 20,000 yuan. But my cousin always dislikes his incompetence, thinks he can't make a lot of money, and says he has no brain. Most of her monthly salary is given to her. She spends a lot of money on all kinds of cosmetics, but she can't make any money by herself. She doesn't earn enough money to spend, and she doesn't have a real job. They often live apart. Finally, my cousin discovered her infidelity and filed for divorce. After the divorce, her brother borrowed 200,000 yuan from my cousin, and each of the two sons raised one, so the two brothers were separated. I still have her WeChat, and now every day in the circle of friends, I just send out some brain-dead pastoral feminist chicken soup. I have no consciousness at all, alas!
The other cousin is even more pitiful. A son and a daughter are in primary school. It has always been my cousin who makes money to support his family. It's all hard money. He worked hard to save money to build a new house in his hometown. He bought a car of about 80 thousand the year before last, which is also a rare enjoyment. Sister-in-law, who is lazy all the year round, gets fatter every year and weighs twice as much as her cousin. However, we have always felt that their feelings are not bad, and my sister-in-law is also generous and straightforward. I have always liked my sister-in-law. However, just last year, my dad told me that she hooked up with a driving school coach she met while practicing driving, and eloped with that person, leaving the children behind. I thought it was incredible. I don't remember her like this. Then she came back once or twice and took all the money from her family. My cousin also asked her to stay at home for a long time, thinking that she had changed her mind, but she ran away. Now the child denies this mother and dies. She still refuses to agree to divorce.
At present, most of the news on the internet is about men cheating, but what happened to my relatives was that women cheated. Is online reporting biased?
Tell me about the most beautiful person around me. Liu Shan (male pseudonym) found a Mao Rong who is nine years older than him soon after graduation. They got a marriage certificate after three months together and got pregnant a month later. They quit their jobs and returned to their hometown. The woman is waiting for labor at home, and the man goes outside to be a swimming coach. Within a month, she fell in love with the little girl in the canteen in the swimming pool. The little girl often goes to their house with that man, and she urges him to play again and again. Later, the man partnered with others to open a car wash shop. Mao Rong was pregnant and wanted to wash the car. Men often take their little sisters out to play, and three people go to play together. Mao Rong can only sit in the back, and Miss Wang has to be the co-pilot. In the end, before the baby was born, Mao Rong could not bear to divorce. Even more amazing is the man's parents. Before the doll was born, they told Miss Sister's parents to reassure them that they would not let their daughter take the doll. In the end, Mao Rong took the child away when it was born. She is an abandoned child herself. She doesn't want her child to be abandoned by her mother. Everyone said that they really helped their family. This is the most wonderful thing I have ever seen.
I feel that the divorce rate after 90 s and 00 s is quite high!
My classmates, my sister's classmates and my brother's classmates are all married and divorced. My classmate's ex-husband and three children are divorced, and so are my neighbors, cousins and cousins. It feels so easy to get divorced now!
The fastest divorced couple is grandma's. They got a marriage certificate a month ago, got married a month later, and then got a divorce certificate on the morning of the wedding, but both weddings failed! On the morning of the wedding, the bride was dressing up and waiting for the groom to pick her up. As a result, the groom didn't take the agreed dowry, so he brought some people empty-handed, and there was nothing (the custom of our wedding there is to bring the unfinished dowry on the wedding day, and the bride price has been discussed for a long time). When the woman's family saw that she didn't bring anything, they asked the groom if he had forgotten it in a hurry and asked to go back and get it. The groom immediately gave it to her mother. Send it home and arrange for it to be delivered quickly. His mother said directly on the phone that the bride price at the back was all free. Today, I spent a lot of money on the wedding. I also said that the groom had a younger brother who was not married, so I kept my brother's wedding money, but the bride's family didn't say anything! When the bride heard about it, she came out to argue with the groom. She has agreed to change her mind. What do you mean, look down on people? Now that the bride price is free, you should have said it earlier. Do you think I have to marry if my guests are here?
Then both sides were unconvinced. Half an hour later, the prospective mother-in-law came, saying that she was going to be lucky and was still trying not to go out. It's not good to delay auspicious time! The woman's parents asked the man's mother what was the situation. Did she forget the bride price or what happened? The man and his mother said directly that they didn't forget, they didn't! Get married first and talk about the rest later! Then the woman quit, and it's not like the daughter can't get married. She didn't respect people before she came in. How can she live after that? After three sentences, the two sides quarreled directly! Then the woman's mother was pushed by the man's mother, and the bride threw away the bouquet directly, and the marriage was not married. When she went to get a divorce certificate, she took the man directly to get it!
The woman got the certificate and went out to work. Now she is married in other places and goes home to pay New Year's greetings in the first month of every year! Her husband is very kind to her now, and he made wine at the man's house when he got married! Marriage comes according to the rules, and bride price and gift money are given to the woman's parents early. Jewelry is bought in advance, and the woman's family will post some money to her son-in-law for a new car!
That man over there also went out to work, but brought some girlfriends back, but broke up before he got married!
The divorce rate is really high now. To tell a true story, the fastest divorce I've ever seen is just getting married for a month.
In 2009, I just went to the company for an internship, just as a leader of the company got married, and I went to eat a banquet. This good-looking leader also has a bright future in the company. Her wife is a former colleague with a low education. Everyone was curious about how they got together and joked that it might be true love.
But just one month after marriage, she divorced, which shocked the whole company. Later, I learned that my male colleague actually fell in love with another female colleague before getting married, but at that time, the wedding date was fixed and relatives and friends informed him, so I got married and planned to make do with it. However, a few days later, his wife found that he often didn't go home at night. It turned out that he lived with that female colleague, so he divorced decisively.
Just married for a month. This incident became a big joke in our company, and this male colleague was also fired from the company. The leader felt that the influence was not good.
In fact, there are not many divorced friends around me. Of course, this may also be related to my own small circle. Not much, not too long.
However, I personally don't like to be divorced. Anyway, I don't think divorce is a serious matter. If it is not good, it will be white. Aren't you happy? Do you have to force me to live? What's wrong with getting divorced again? Why are you looking up? It is not necessarily impossible to say who got married for divorce.
As for the fastest divorce, I have never seen it. It shouldn't be fast to get married for a few months, but I often see it on the Internet. I think it's because I got into a fight without even going to the marriage registration office, and I changed my divorce directly!
Basically, many divorcees around me are women with some problems, such as cheating, being lazy, or borrowing usury from the platform. Moreover, they consider themselves as symbols of women's rights. They are taught by some poisonous chicken soup on the internet every day, thinking that her life is life. I thought it was funny, too. Another one almost divorced her mother-in-law I also think that man is very good, with an annual salary of more than 2 million, and graduated from graduate school.
As far as I know, only two people around me are divorced. When my cousin's son was less than one year old, her ex-husband went out to look for a woman and was arrested by the police. My cousin divorced quickly and the boy didn't give it to her. Later, she married her husband, and now the child is over one year old. And even though my cousin and her ex-husband's primary school classmates were childhood friends, her ex-husband sent her a video of her sleeping with another woman behind her back. Finally, she was arrested for drug trafficking. My sister divorced him before the sentence, and my sister ran away from home clean as long as she had children!
There are too many divorced people around, accounting for two-thirds. Those who are not divorced are eager to try. In their own words, life is worse than death.
Actually, I just envy the freedom after divorce.
Marriage means responsibility, and responsibility means no freedom.
I know the fastest divorce is three days after marriage.
And these three days were also spent in quarrels.
Quarrel is nothing more than a trivial matter when getting married and the distribution of money.
Noisy to anyone, the last sentence, see who is easy to find, and then divorce.
I don't know what the client thinks.
Or impulsive, or thoughtful
But only they know the unspeakable feeling.
The divorce rate is so high, one is the awakening of consciousness and the other is the lack of sense of responsibility.
The seemingly contradictory reasons are actually the seeds planted before marriage. [Ross]
hello
The divorce rate around me is very small.
In this fast-paced society, falling in love is already a luxury.
If you don't fall in love crazily in college, you may never fall in love in your life.
Some people may say that I am alarmist and too one-sided. . . .
But what I want to say is that it is true in real life.
Although love is a luxury, divorce is not an easy thing.
If you don't have children,
If you have children, then divorce is really not a wise choice.
Seriously, divorce is indeed a relief for adults, but it is also an irresponsible attitude.
After marriage, you may live a decent new life. . .
But where are the children?
There are several reorganized families that can really handle the relationship between children.
There are so many negative news in the report, which is really not malicious slander. . .
Words: People are selfish.
How many people who are not their own children really care?
It is said that some parents pay little attention to their children.
How can you have time to care about other people's children?
Therefore, parents who have the idea of divorce are advised to be cautious.
Of course, I am not advocating the pursuit of a perfect marriage through injustice.
Instead, I suggest that everyone understand each other and operate together.
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