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Collection of Humorous Short Sentences when Brothers Drink (59 articles)

Brothers drink funny humorous phrases 1. The sound comes to pillow the Millennium crane, and the shadow falls to the five old peaks in the cup.

2. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.

I've had a stomachache for a long time, so I'll drink some wine and it won't hurt.

4. People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

If floating life is a dream, what fun is there?

6. Half a catty of wine is not suitable. A catty helps the wall. I won't go if I walk a catty and a half.

7. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

8. I don't float if snowflakes don't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

9. Drunk and awake, different mentality!

10. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

1 1. Too much affection and not enough drinking.

12. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

13. lead the whole process and lead the future.

14. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

15. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink like this know a lot, but they hardly do it.

16. I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

17. Two cups a day, and if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

18. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

19. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

20. I was never your name when you were drunk. I'm just the woman who stood at the forefront of the years and grew up with you.

Brothers drink funny humorous short sentences 2 2 1. People can't walk in the rivers and lakes without drinking, and people can't float in the rivers and lakes without drinking too much.

22. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

23. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

24. You are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

25. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

26. The guest gets drunk, otherwise the host will feel ashamed.

27. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

28. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

29. Go back to Jialing River and drink it as soup.

30. In life, drinking is everywhere.

3 1. I'll do it first. Please feel free.

32. Wine gives courage, but it makes people sentimental.

33. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

35. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

36. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

It is said that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

38. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

39. People who can't drink well mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

40. Whoever is not drunk sleeps on the side of the road!

Brothers drink funny short sentences 3 4 1. Run away as soon as you drink. It's still early for promotion.

42. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

43. Wine is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

44. Bold words and spirits are heroic. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

45. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

46. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

47. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

48. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

49. I'll let you have a few drinks, and my drunken brother will carry them.

50. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last for a long time. Nothing can be done without wine.

5 1. You're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

52. When you are away from home, the wine field is unbearable.

53. Today's wine makes you drunk today, so you can drink cold water.

54. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

55. The key is the right atmosphere.

56. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

57. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

58. Grass-roots cadres don't drink alcohol and have no expectations at all.

59. Drinking is a sign of friendliness. This man is a brother.

A collection of humorous short sentences after disco dancing drinking.

A collection of humorous short sentences after disco dancing drinking 1. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

3. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without drinking, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without drinking too much.

4. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

If you don't cry, you won't get drunk.

6. Two cups a day, if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

7. Intentionally, everyone is tired, unintentionally, life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

8. One wine wins, two wines lose, three wines are two dead's wife, four wines are flowing, five wines are four rooms are empty, and six wines are enlightened as temples.

9. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

10. Come when you are called, and drink when you come. You can't get drunk, if you are drunk, you won't be confused, if you fall down, you can't sleep.

1 1. To make guests drink well, drink well first;

12. I once had a drink with a leader and others and drank too much. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

13. The key is the right atmosphere.

14. Men live like dogs without drinking, men live like eunuchs without smoking, women live without makeup, and women live without smoking.

15. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cups are handed down.

16. Wine is a magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.

17. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

18. Bold words and strong spirits.

19. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

20. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

A collection of humorous short sentences after disco dancing drinking 2 1. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

22. Standing on two legs, drinking doesn't count.

23. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.

24. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

25. How about two bites?

26. The guest gets drunk, otherwise the host will feel ashamed.

27. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

28. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

29. Spicy wine washes teeth, and beer is used as tea.

30. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

3 1. The people who died in the war died, and the living will continue to live and drink. Remember when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

32. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.

33. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

34. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

36. Feelings are iron and you can't help drinking.

37. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

39. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.

40. If you don't get drunk, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

Bunny Bunny's Humorous Short Sentence 3 4 1. Bold words, wine can make you brave. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

42. People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.

43. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

44. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

45. You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

46. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

47. Wine songs will accompany me tonight until the morning light reflects the jade cup. Propertius

48. Drinking shows friendliness. This man is a brother.

49. Generally, women don't drink, and women who drink are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.

50. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine. Where should I put it?

5 1. Years of acacia, add two or two white wines, and you can tell this acacia.

52. People can't walk around without wine.

53. Feelings are shallow, take a lick.

54. A small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband;

55. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

56. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

57. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

58. I can't drink, I have no future, I only drink, and my promotion is unpredictable.

59. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

60. Sing a song about wine, life geometry.

Brothers and sisters drink humorous sentences. Friends circle (60 articles)

Friends circle (Chapter 1) 1. I have stories and wine. Would you like to go with me?

2. I don't float if snowflakes don't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

I would rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a rift in my feelings.

The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

6. You can get around without drinking. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

7. It's great to drink for a while, and it's great to drink all the time.

8. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;

9. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

10. Emotional iron is endless.

1 1. Wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.

12. gulp it down, focusing on self-cultivation.

13. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

14. All rivers belong to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

15. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

16. Half a catty of wine is not suitable. A catty helps the wall, a catty helps the wall. I'm not going.

17. I had a stomachache for a long time. If I drink some wine, it won't hurt.

18. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

19. All rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

20. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

Friends circle (Chapter 2) 2 1. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

22. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and lead in the future.

23. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

24. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

25. Feel shallow, lick it.

26. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

27. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

28. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

29. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

30. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

3 1. If others don't know, unless you drink.

32. Pre-emptive strike can win by surprise, while post-emptive strike can take care of the overall situation.

33. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.

34. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

35. When you are away from home, the wine field is unbearable.

36. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

37. All anti-drinkers are tigresses!

38. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

39. Women who drink alcohol pour wine, drinking affection, and being drunk is love.

40. Such a good wine will make you live forever!

Friends circle (Chapter 3) 4 1. Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

42. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

43. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

44. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

45. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

46. Middle-level cadres do not drink alcohol and have no information at all.

47. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

48. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did they take care of you when you were drunk?

49. I have plenty of drinks. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

50. Market economy competition, hurry to have a glass of wine.

5 1. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "The bottom is lifted, and it starts again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".

52. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. One short step makes a long regret. Look for water at night and get up early to regret it.

53. Too sentimental to drink.

54. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

55. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

56. Without drinking, there is no future.

57. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

58. I said I was drunk until I was eight, and my wife loved me until I was eight, but you vomited and broke up.

59. If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.

60. Men and women have no chance not to drink.

Humorous sentences about eating and drinking with good brothers

Humorous sentences 1 about having supper and drinking with good brothers. If others don't know, unless you drink.

As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

If you don't cry, you won't get drunk.

4. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

Reminds me of you, but you forget me.

6. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, and good things last for a long time. Nothing can be done without wine.

7. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

8. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

9. I'll get you some drinks, and you can carry them when I'm drunk.

10. Wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

1 1. If you can drink or not, lead the secretary.

12. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.

13. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

14. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

15. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

16. I will drink half a catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

17. If you can drink one or two, drink two. Such a friend is generous enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;

18. From now on, throw away the wine.

19. Women are crazy about drinking, while men are worried about drinking.

20. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

Humorous sentence 2 1 eating supper and drinking with good brother II. Two or three games a day, four or five taels per meal. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.

22. deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

23. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up.

24. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. What do I want?

25. Friends should drink, whether it is good or bad.

26. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

27. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, and I have to wait on them.

28. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.

29. It's better to doze off than not to get drunk.

30. One hundred cups to drink and one pillow to pack spring dumplings.

3 1. You know there are already 1000 glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.

32. You don't drink enough.

33. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

Be careful when drinking, and don't get drunk after drinking.

35. Bold words and spirits are heroic. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

36. If you don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.

37. Back to Jialing River, drinking is soup.

38. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

39. I once drank too much with leaders and others. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

40. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

Humorous sentence 3 4 1 about having supper and drinking with good brothers. How bitter life is, the wine is choking, and nine times out of ten the wine is not satisfactory.

42. Drink only drinks, but leaders don't want them.

43. Do you drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

44. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

45. If you can't reach the food, stand up.

46. There was a new cup in an old cellar. Two people drank until dark, three points were sober and blowing wildly, and seven points were drunk and went home.

47. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

48. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

49. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

50. Seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.

5 1. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

52. Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.

53. Market economy competition, have a drink.

54. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

55. Brother, you drink this wine first, and I'll take care of it.

56. People in Jianghu can't do without drinking.

57. Promotion is too early.

58. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

59. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

60. Worry is all in wine and hidden in your heart.

Talking about the humorous mood of drinking with brothers.

Humorous mood of drinking with brothers (I) 1. How bitter life is, the wine will choke, and nine times out of ten, the wine will be uncomfortable.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cups are handed down.

3. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking now? One for you and one for me. Who's afraid of drinking now?

4. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than my feelings.

5. Love and drink enough.

6. Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, so don't drink too much.

7. Friends should drink, whether it is good or bad.

8. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

9. Would you like to be an old friend? You can also go drinking together if you are white.

10. Show your talents in times of crisis. My sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother;

1 1. No drinking, no future, only drinking, and promotion is unpredictable.

12. If you can't get drunk, you can't solve the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

13. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up. How many times can you laugh at the age of 100?

14. How about two bites?

15. I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

16. Drinking is fun. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

17. Half a catty is idle.

18. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

19. Come as soon as you call, drink as soon as you come, don't get drunk and don't return, get drunk and don't mess, mess and don't fall, but don't sleep.

20. People who are not good at drinking mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

Humor in drinking with brothers (2)1. The biggest pain-you can't get drunk after drinking, you can only pay the bill.

22. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

23. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

24. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

25. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

26. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

27. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

28. People in Jianghu can't live without wine.

29. Sing a song about wine, life geometry.

Today is Monday, let's go for a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.

3 1. You know there are thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

32. I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

33. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.

34. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

35. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

36. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

37. If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.

38. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

39. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

40. The key is the right atmosphere.

Humorous mood of drinking with brothers (3) 4 1. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary. I am a woman who drinks.

42. Intentionally, everyone is tired, unintentionally, life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

43. How much sorrow you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

44. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

45. Middle-level cadres don't drink alcohol and have no information at all.

46. swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.

47. I want to cry, and my eyes are full of tears. I want to laugh to the corners of my mouth. I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

48. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

49. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.

50. Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

5 1. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

52. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

53. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

54. All anti-alcoholic factions are tigresses!

55. I have been lovesick for many years, and it takes two or two liquors to finish the story.

56. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

57. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

58. Bold words and spirits are heroic.

59. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.

60. Drinking shows friendliness. This man is a brother.