Nightmare shadow: when the chicken soup for the soul meets the netizens who carve sand.

Recently, the reread text was clear and clear, and it was laughed at by the comments in Nightmare Shadow.

There is a hot search on Weibo about "What would it be like if ancient people had a circle of friends?" I think it's probably like Nightmare Shadow.

The blogger issued a chicken soup joke in a serious and quiet way, and several literary and obscene men were below, or praised "Brother, you are too awesome" and "Old Tie 666", or looked wretched.

Some publishers make it a circle of friends and sell it well. Speaking of which, my hands are a little itchy and I want to place an order.

Qing Ci, also known as Qing Ci Essay, or refined Ci, clear Ci, meaningful Ci and cold Ci, prevailed in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties.

Generally, the length is short, the sentences are antithetical, and aphorisms and antithetical sentences are commonly used.

Moreover, it has a wide range of subjects, such as family, history, literature, worldly wisdom, life, and even life interests such as flowers, birds, fish and insects, mountains and rivers.

The most important thing is that it is rich in connotation and philosophical in motto, which can make people savor and think deeply.

The more famous ones are Caigen Tan, Groans, Small Window, Night Talk Around the Furnace, Nightmare Shadow and so on.

It can be said that it is necessary to pick up girls in home travel 13, which is much better than young people looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Sleeping Shadow is one of the best films. Lin Yutang "tirelessly promoted the book Sleeping Shadow for decades". As early as the late 1930s, he translated Sleeping Shadow into English with the title of Sweet Dreams.

Nightmare shows the taste of middle-class intellectuals and the attitude towards life of traditional China literati.

The chorus of Juck Zhang and his fans is regarded as the crossing of "Weibo style", and celebrities are romantic and dominate the world. There are meanness in solemnity and vicissitudes in meanness, just like what Hong Kong films say: gentle appearance and open heart.

According to statistics, 120 scholars have written more than 500 comments for it, which is unprecedented.

These include: the author of Mei Ying 'an's Memories, Zhang Zhupo who ventured across the border, Kong who criticized Jin Ping Mei, the famous opera writer Peach Blossom Fan, Wang Shizhen, a master of painting and so on. And other elegant people who are rare in the classics.

Let's enjoy the circle of friends and literary ridicule of these ancient wretched men.

Worrying about the clouds, the moon, books, flowers, talents and beautiful women is really bodhisattva's heart.

Yu said: If you say it, you will have a good time!

Sun Songping said: The so-called "a gentleman has lifelong worries"!

Huang said, "I am worried about my life for talents and beautiful women", which really makes my eyes moist.

Zhang Zhupo said: The fourth worry is that people who live in poverty can't stand it.

Jiang Hanzheng said: Seeing this book, I can't help worrying about crabs.

Zhu Po also said that Jiang Zi always worried about his ears.

Listen to birds chirping in spring, cicadas chirping in summer, insects chirping in autumn, snow chirping in winter, chess chirping in daytime, flute chirping in moonlight, wind chirping in mountain breeze and bullying in water, and you will live in this world. It's not deaf that a villain scolds and a fierce wife scolds him.

Huang Xian said, "These sounds are very good and people can appreciate them." .

Zhu Jushan said: Old people live in urban forests, so they say so. If I live in Guangling for the rest of my life, I can ask for a bird's song, which is as good as a phoenix's song.

Zhang Yuan said: Obviously, it is not enough to deal with birds and insects in the future.

Say it again: I didn't know the wonderful Mr. Deaf until I saw this.

In shangyuan, consider friends; Dragon Boat Festival, we should consider friends; On tanabata, consider friends; Mid-Autumn Festival, consider friends; In the ninth five-year plan, we should consider our friends.

Zhu Jushan said, among all my friends, where should I belong?

Wang Wuzheng said: Your value lies between luxury and rhyme.

Wang said: Weiyang has many beautiful friends, few big friends and even fewer rhyme friends. As for light friends and easy friends, they are cut off.

Zhang Zhupo said: "Friends are easy to get, but decision makers are rare." .

Gu said: On New Year's Eve, you should consider dissatisfied friends.

Xu Yangu said: I am the only one who has never listened.

You Jinyong said: "You have been to the Lantern Festival, you can pick silk on the Dragon Boat Festival, double stars on the Qixi Festival, the moon on the Mid-Autumn Festival and chrysanthemums on the ninth day, so all my friends are ready."

People need poetry and things need painting.

Gong banqian said: what can't be drawn is a pig, something that can't be stopped, and an evil teenager.

Zhang Zhupo said: Poetry also requires visible people, and painting also requires being like a thing.

Shi Tian Wei said: People need to be able to enter the painting and things need to be able to enter the poem, which is really wonderful.

Mr. Huang Jiuyan said: "People in ancient and modern times must have their spouses. Throughout the ages, there is no pair, only Pangu! " Yu Yue said, "Pangu never had a husband and wife, but my generation was inferior." who is it? That's it. The robbery is over, and so is the last person. "

Sun Songping said: With such a vision, it is impossible to see the cow on its back!

Hong Qiushi's Day: I don't have to be two people. There are three people who are my spouses, four people who are my spouses and five, six, seven and eight people who are my spouses. It is necessary to know.

Art flowers can invite butterflies, tired stones can invite clouds, pine trees can invite wind, water storage can invite leveling, platform building can invite the moon, banana planting can invite rain, willow planting can invite cicadas.

Cao said to him, you can invite friends to collect books.

Cui Lianfeng said: You can invite me to make wine.

You Genzhai said, How did you get this sage?

You Zhu Hui said: Who cares that the sage is not a vegetarian?

Ni Yongqing said: You can invite slander when choosing poems.

Lu Yunshi said: Kidd can invite heaven and li geng can invite land, but they have no intention of inviting each other. If invited, it is very different from those who invite names and interests.

Pang Tianchi said: Being unkind can invite the rich.

The scenery is very quiet and real, misty and rainy; Those who are extremely elegant and embarrassed are poor and sick; The voice is very rhyming, and the vulgar will also sell flowers.

Xie said: If things are vulgar and lovely, they will stop things.

Zhang Zhupo said: I am fortunate to be in a very elegant state.

One hates that school bags are perishable, the other hates mosquitoes on summer nights, the third hates that platforms leak rain easily, the fourth hates that chrysanthemum leaves are too burnt, the fifth hates that ants are scattered, the sixth hates that bamboo leaves are too defoliated, the seventh hates that laurel lotus leaves are easy to wither, the eighth hates that gnats are hidden in Polygonum cuspidatum, the ninth hates that peanuts sting, and the tenth hates that puffer fish are too poisonous.

Jiang Yaoan said: Huangshan pine has no big ants, so you can not hate it.

Zhang Zhupo said, "Andrew has all kinds of hate in his life.

Shi Tianwai said: There are still two hates: one day's talent is useless and one day's beauty is unlucky.

Look at the mountains upstairs, the snow at the head of the city, the moon in front of the lights, the sunset on the boat and the beauty under the moon, which is another scene.

Jiang Yunning said: It is better to look at the clouds than the Huangshan Mountain.

Ni Yongqing said: being an official depends on scholars, and dividing money depends on literati.

Bi said: Every time I look at the willow trees after the rain, I feel refreshed.

You Jinyong said: Look at the snow on the mountain, the flowers in the snow, and the beauty in the flowers.

The people in the window are writing on enough paper. I have an excellent appearance of the window.

Jiang Hanzheng said: If the debtor draws on the paper outside the window, I hope it will go away.

For turbid wealth, not for poverty; It is better to live sadly than to die happily.

Li said: born with reason, although worried; Die against reason, although you are happy.

Wu Yeren said: I would rather be muddy and rich.

Zhang Zhupo said: I think it's too extravagant. If I want to be rich, how can I get what I want!

Those who don't carry on the family line are whistling, fencing, playing chess and playing ball games.

Huang Jiuyan said: Ancient times were absolutely superior to the present, including official prostitutes and female Taoist priests.

Zhang Zhupo said: "Today is definitely better than the ancients. They have the ability to close, and they are shameless. " .

Pang Tianchi said: Today's events must not spread to the latter, stereotyped writing is also.

Poets and monks come back from time to time. If a Taoist can become a poet, what's the point?

Bi said: it is not difficult for monks and Taoists to write poems. But if you cherish the monk and the Tao, you don't know Zen and Xuaner.

Gu said: Tao is the third of the three religions. It should be made by the most blunt person. You can learn poetry! Xuanyuan is fascinated by Ming, and Changli fables are heard.

You Jinyong said: the snobbery of monks is the first, and poetry is the second.

Ni Yongqing said: I hate people, and the method of breaking the valley is not passed down.

Nothing is disgusting to naive people, only donkeys are.

Huang Lue seems to say: the old man of things is disgusting; But pines and plums are not.

Ni Yongqing said: Only people who are addicted to donkeys will enjoy it.

Females range from 145 to 245 years old. In this decade, no matter Yan Qin and wuyue, their voices are mostly charming. At first glance, beauty and evil are judged. "Seeing is believing" is good for you.

Wu Tingweng: I want to make up for my lack of vision with my ears; After reading this today, I know that Qing Yan is better.

Jiang Hanzheng said: The curtain is a prostitute's clothes, and it is also very different.

Zhang Zhupo said, "If you have an ugly young maid, you should tell her to whisper through the screen, put out the candles and serve her in bed." . What is this?

Ni Yongqing said: What should you do if you are angry about the appearance of Guan Guan?

Eyes can't see, nose can't smell, tongue can't lick, hands can't hold, but ears can hear.

Di Sam said, "Don't you listen and don't listen?"? Dude, I'm embarrassed!

Zhang Zhupo said: The heart can be confident.

Shi Ang said: Goodcloud: Eyebrows and eyes don't know each other, just because they are too close.

It is a great pleasure to combine sentences, hand in papers, and make them in the palace and the country.

Di Liren said: Now I have merged my head and crossed my neck. Even if I want to talk a lot, I'm afraid I'm overwhelmed.

Zhou Wang said: It is not easy to be a vassal.

Sun Songping said: The old dream in Handan is melancholy.

Zhang Zhupo said: It is a pleasure to meet your head and neck; Couplets and paper are also fun. If two kinds of fun are combined into one, then two nights and one night should be combined into one. However, a moment of fun is better than a day.

Shen Qi clap your hands, I'm afraid heaven will see jealousy.

"Water Margin" Song Wu said: "Why not surnamed Li?" This language is great. Gai's surnames are good and bad, such as Hua, Liu, Yun, Su and Qiao, all of which are very attractive. If the husband is hairy, lai is also, jiao is also, and the cow is also, all of which are dust in the eye and thorns in the ear.

First, Qiu Wei said, But why don't you call Ye Li?

Zhang Zhupo said, I know nothing about today's Li, and I know nothing about today's Zhang.

Spring rain is like a book of grace, summer rain is like a book of forgiveness and autumn rain is like an elegy.

Zhang said: Our generation lives in constant hardship and hunger, and I hope that the rain in summer will be like the ears of steamed bread.

Zhang Zhupo said: It is not good to pardon too much.

Although he is not good at reading, he must be good at writing; Although not practicing medicine, prescription is indispensable; Although you don't work hard, you should be prepared.

Jiang Hanzheng said: Although it tastes bad, you should hide your blessings, so this broken fairy is also a broken fairy.

Gu said: although it is not lewd, beauty and demon can't be saved

Bi said: Although you don't practice martial arts, you should draw your bow and arrow.

You don't have to give up drinking, but you must abstain from customs; A red skirt doesn't have to be ordinary, but it must be interesting.

Zhu qigong said: in addition to not giving up drinking, if you encounter an illiterate red dress, there will be quite a lot.

Chen Dingjiu said: I can't drink well, and people who don't drink outside the party swear not to talk to them; The red dress is not well informed and doesn't like being close.

Shi Fucun said: "We can rest assured that with the layman's argument, we can have a good drink." .

Brother Dong said, It's wonderful to abstain from giving outside the party.

Tired of the failure of rent collection, eager to finish the grain as soon as possible; Talking about Zen will inevitably give alms frequently.

Shi Zhongzhou said, "The layman's truth and my monk's private hope can be written in one stroke." .

The venerable blind man said: I won't talk about Zen, and I dare not ask for charity. I just write about green hills and sell my ears.

Everything can be forgotten, and those who forget will have a heart; A thousand things fade easily, and those who don't fade have three glasses of wine.

Zhang Zhupo said: It's the smell of chicken dancing, and it's hot after drinking.

Wang said: A leopard cannot change his spots, and wine fades easily. The most unforgettable person is the famous ear.

Lu Yunshi said, I'm afraid I'm not famous. Dan Lu's words are true.

Suitable for ears, eyes, playing the piano and flute; Suitable for the ear, not for the purpose, blowing sheng also, mind also.

Li yue: for those who are suitable for eyes but not ears, the beauty of lion roar is also; Not suitable for eyes and ears, but also ugly and tasteless.

Pang Tianchi said: those who close their ears and eyes are also eloquent.

Look at Xiao's makeup, which is suitable for compound powder.

Yu said: I don't know when Xinzhai thinks it is appropriate to look at the evening makeup.

Zhou Bing said, stop it! Stop it!

Huang said: Watching me comb my hair under the crystal curtain, I wonder if I have used powder?

Pang Tianchi said: looking at residual makeup is suitable for being slightly drunk, but it is dazzling.

Flowers do not fall, the moon does not sink, and beauty does not die.

Zhu Qigong said: Your words are ridiculous! You say so, a beautiful woman sees her teeth are white and clear, and then soon!

Take pine flowers as the grain, pine nuts as the fragrance, pine branches as the tail, pine shade as the barrier and pine Tao as the advocacy. Qiao Song, who lives in the mountains, has more than 100 chapters, which are really useful.

Shi Yushan said: You don't remember ever hating "what a big ant you are"!

Jiang Hanzheng said: No matter how big the ants are scattered, you might as well be the king of ants.

Shi Tianwai said: If you sit on a pine tree, if you see thousands of waves overhead in the Crystal Palace forever, it is a fairyland.

Everything must not be engraved, but reading must be engraved; Don't be greedy in everything, but be greedy when buying books; Don't be stupid in everything, but you must be stupid when you do good.

Yu said, "reading is indispensable." Please go and give me the word "reading".

Zhang Zhupo said, I'm tired of carving books, please cancel the word "no".

Yang Shengzao said: Doing good without doing stupid things is an invitation to fame.

The beauty of a concubine is not as good as that of a wife, and wealth is not as good as wealth.

Zhang Zhupo said: The so-called "ambitious" people. However, if the wife is not virtuous, why not use the beauty of concubine? What about prosperity if there is not much money?

Zhang Yuan said: This cover means that you can't have your cake and eat it. You can choose one.

Wine can be used as tea, but tea can't be used as wine; Poetry can be literature, but literature can't be poetry; Qu can write words, but words can't be songs; The month can be a lamp, but the lamp can't be that month; A pen can be used as a mouth, but a mouth cannot be used as a pen; A handmaiden can be a handmaiden, but a handmaiden cannot be a handmaiden.

Jiang Hanzheng said that if a servant is a slave, he will be too close. I'm afraid I'll "suddenly smell lion roars"!

Zhou Xingyuan said: domestic slaves can also be maids, but it's a bit embarrassing.

Again, recently, the scholar-officials often indulge in this hobby. We ran to the stream and stole this false name, trying to achieve the same effect; The world is full of eloquent people, but Xin Zhai doesn't know why?

Zhang Zhupo said: Handmaids can be slaves, and slave owners can also be slaves. Slaves can't be servants, they have the same places as servants, and there is nothing unique to servants.

Brother Sam said: Because of my diet, I'm afraid the moon can't be a lamp.

Yu Xiangke said: A slave is a servant, and a young lady is backward in power.

The patriarchal clan system said: Only the emperor's family, it is better to use slaves as maids and cover them with castration. Every time I see someone else's slave son walk out of his mother's bedroom, I can worry.

Flies gather together and mosquitoes suck people's skin. I don't know what people are!

Chen Kangchou said: It should be the reincarnation of a monk, which means giving.

The person who put the bacteria said: I can't stand it!

Zhang Zhupo said: The essence of the south is also.

You regret that human flesh and blood only gnaws ears for flies and mosquitoes. In my opinion, people are also; What's the difference now that flies and mosquitoes have seen it?

Lu Yunshi said: Those who gather people's faces are not flies but flies; It is not mosquitoes that harm human skin, but mosquitoes. Knowing that he is a human being, he takes it and sucks it, but he doesn't know what he is!

Too many colors are not so good, but black and white are not too much.

Tu Chacun said: Don't you know that there was Li Taibai in the Tang Dynasty?

Jiang Hanzheng said: Don't you smell "mysterious and mysterious"?

You regret to say: those who know this method can only implement it! Laozi said: "Know its white, keep its black."

People are more beautiful than people, birds are more beautiful than people, and animals are indistinguishable.

Du said: It is not true that there are men who are more beautiful than women.

Xu Songzhi said: This is what the tea village said, and there is no conclusion.

There are no books in the world, and some people read them; If there is no wine, you must drink it; The nameless mountain is already there, and if you have it, you must swim; If you don't spend a month, you must enjoy it; If you have no talent and beauty, you will be loved and pitied.

Tiemushan said: It's not easy! It's my home, Huangshan Mountain. How can I get there?

People who are ugly and don't make enemies with mirrors also regard mirrors as ignorant dead ears. If you know from the mirror, you will collapse.

Jiang Hanzheng said: You can know from the mirror, but if you meet someone, you have avoided it.

Zhang Zhupo said: If you know from the mirror, you must turn it into a beauty.

If you buy a good flower, you should cherish it and pity it, so it is a flower that explains words!

Zhou Xingyuan said: the language of nature is also natural, and the world knows its reason!

Shi Tian Wei said: These hearts make me recite the Buddha several times.

Li Ruojin said: Flowers can explain words, but they fall into the hands of a rough and evil warrior or are scolded by a lion. Although they want to love them, what can they get?

Wang Sizhi bluntly said: It is a pity that this remark is a heart of right and wrong.

Idle people's inkstone, solid desire for its good, and busy people's inkstone, especially not bad; A concubine who entertains people should be beautiful, but a concubine who is widely heir must be beautiful.

Jiang Hanzheng said: the beauty of inkstone is in ink, but it can also be; My beauty begets jealousy, but what can I do?

Zhang Zhupo said: Jealousy lies in my concubine, not in beauty.

I want to build a congress without a cover, a sacrifice to talented people of all ages and a sacrifice to beautiful women of all ages. As soon as you meet a real monk, you should be one.

Gu said: If you have such a big hand, please wait until twenty or thirty years later, and then I can thank you for your kindness.

I'm a real monk, please take it as, what? When else will these two spirits be released?

Jiang Hanzheng said: Although there is rest in Cambodia, there is no regular rest, and talented people and beautiful women will complain again.

He also said: I'm afraid I'll risk being a talented person instead of a beautiful one. Although I have 108,000 mothers sudra, I can't burn incense and cook. Does the new house think so?

Shi Yuanfeng said that the monks in Zhongzhou must not take away my benefactor.