English short jokes

1. teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

teacher: whoever can return to my next question can go home.

One boy throws his bag out of the window.

A little boy throws his schoolbag out of the window.

Teacher: who just threw that? !

teacher: who just threw the schoolbag out?

Boy: Me! I'm going home now.

Boy: Me! I'm going home now.

2、What dog can jump higher than a building?

what dog jumps higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

any dog, the building can't jump.

3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?

what has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin!

coins.

4、What has one eye but cannot see?

what has an eye but can't see?

A needle.

needle.

5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"

wife: how would you describe me?

Hubband: "abcdefghijk."

p>Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

wife: what does that mean?

huband: "adorable, beautiful, cute, charming, elegant, fashionable, Gorgeous, and hot."

Husband: charming, charming, lovely, pleasant, elegant, fashionable, beautiful and hot.

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

wife: wow, thanks, but what does "IJK" mean?

Husband: "I'm just kidding! "

Husband: Just kidding!

6、Boy: Is this seat empty?

boy: is this seat empty?

girl: yes and this one will be if you sit down.

girl: yes, if you sit down, my seat will be empty, too.

7. My little dog can't read

My dog can't read?

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I lost my precious puppy!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my dog can't read.

8. My Wife Will Exchange Them

Anyway, my wife will change them tomorrow.

A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.

A gentleman walked into a shop to buy a pair of gloves.

"cloth or leather" asked the salesman.

"Do you want cloth or leather?" Asked the salesman.

"makes no difference" replicated customer.

"There is no difference." The customer replied.

"p>″What color﹖″ asked the clerk. "What color do you want?" The salesman asked again.

"any" he responded.

"Any color will do." He replied.

"size"

"What's the number?"

"give me anything you prefer" the gentleman said brightly tested. "My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them."

"Just bring me a pair casually," the customer was a little impatient. "Anyway, my wife will change it tomorrow."