Love to laugh at the management of conference rooms. Who has the lines for this? This is urgently needed.

Boss: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Is everyone ready?

B: That's all,

Boss: Everyone is ready.

Ok,

Boss: A meeting.

Boss: OK, welcome our new colleague, Fei Long.

Feilong: Less shit, less shit,

Boss: Are there fewer stools? I used to be nine people with eight stools, but now you're here. We are ten people with only nine stools.

Fei Long: So, why?

Boss: Hehehe, the boss tells you that although our company is small now, all our concepts, business methods and corporate culture are in line with internationalization, and we are cultivating employees' sense of competition and the law of the jungle.

Fei Long: I don't know the boss. I'm new here. I don't know.

Boss: Listen to what the boss said to you. Don't worry. Well, whether it's IQ or physique, we should strengthen ourselves. Only strong people can survive in my company.

Fei Long: Then you didn't tell me on my first day at work.

Boss: I'm giving you a chance. Do you think you can do it?

Fei Long: Yes.

Boss: Come on, let's all give Fei Long another chance. It's just a simple meeting to grab seats.

(1): Why didn't you give me a chance when I came?

Group: That is.

Boss: Come on, give him a chance, new guy. Give him a chance. Everybody out. Go, go, go.

Fei Long: I'm in the first one.

Boss: Gee, Fei Long, you learn so fast, and you are ready.

Fei Long: OK.

Boss: Well, it's up to you whether you can grab it or not. Ok, we are going to have a meeting.

Feilong: Boss.

Boss: Dragon, it's still too simple.

Fei Long: Still taking a taxi.

Boss: Yes, the world is so cruel. It's not as beautiful as you think. This is your first day here. The boss likes you more for the new employees, and I take care of you. Never mind, never mind, colleagues, we are very busy at work today. We're here for a meeting. It's time for lunch. It's time for lunch, Fei Long.

Boss, come on,

I see you are fast on the road, fast on the road, Fei long, I like you, come on, Fei long, are you ready?

Feilong: OK,

Boss: Come on, you can grab a meal on the first day. You are already better than others, you know? Look, it's coming, it's coming, okay, let's go, let's go, now let's put the rice, let's eat, (to Xiao Xu) let's go, let's go, let's put our bowls.

Boss (to dragonfly): Oh, not bad.

Fei Long: I have nothing, have I?

Boss: You didn't eat fat dragon. Your brain is still simple, or simple, you know. They can hurt you and I can hurt you.

Fei Long: So you didn't help bully your new colleague?

Xiao Xu: Who bullied you?

Everyone: That's right.

Boss: I'm trying to remind you, okay? Social environment, you are in this world, this world is evil. You got it?

You must exercise yourself and make yourself stronger, see?

Fei Long: Why?

Xiao Xu: Play it by ear.

Chloe Wang: You can't do it yourself and you can't blame us.

Boss: All right, employees. that . Everyone has finished eating, too. This is what we have to do. Once a month is the happiest time for everyone.

(The whole audience is boiling with blood)

Boss: We will send money today. As we all know, we all signed the contract when we came. Everyone knows the money of our company. This monthly salary is very high, 200 thousand a month, but everyone knows it accordingly. You know, we only have one copy. (Turning to Feilong) So getting money every month is the cruelest time. Fei long is the most cruel. Do you have this kind of consciousness? Now put it in your head in advance, right?

Feilong: This month is mine.

Boss: Fei Long, you dare to say that in your first month here.

Fei Long: Yes.

Boss: Don't you dare say that,

Fei Long: I am a person who wants to get paid.

(Everyone boos)

Boss: Fei Long, let me tell you in advance that the concept of his salary is the cruelest scene you can imagine in your life, the cruelest scene, which is very terrible. I'll tell all employees like you first, and I'll lend money now. Are you ready?

Everybody: OK, get ready.

Boss: Is everything ready?

Everyone: All right.

(Xiao Xu goes on stage) (No.1 security guard)

One grass: You do this, you do this. You see, I'm thin, and I can't do it either. Otherwise, we can't. Let's be partners. If we get the money, we will get 37 points. How about you seven and me three?

Xiao Xu: No problem.

A grass: Thank you. I like you best.

Xiao Xu: Nothing, nothing (after that, he turned around and knocked him out, dragging him out).

Guzheng goes on stage, blinking and piercing armor.

Xiao Xu: Nothing is more poisonous than a woman's heart. Listen, Scorpio, it's over, it's over.

Wang Lei: Oh, wow, Zheng, aren't you sharp enough to do this?

Guzheng: Of course.

Chloe Wang: Don't be hostile. Besides, I took all 200 thousand last month. Can I argue with you this month? We are all sisters.

Guzheng (smirking): Nothing.

Chloe Wang cut his face and revealed the murder weapon.

Boss: Is everyone ready?

Everyone: I'm ready.

Boss: Oh, this month is another good show, hahahaha. Uh ... The staff is not very neat.

Feilong came onto the stage with weapons.

Xiao Xu: Playing the piano.

Chloe Wang: You can't conquer everyone by playing the piano.

Fei long opened the bag and took out his gun. Everyone screamed.

The boss clapped his hands: Boss Longfei is so happy. I really admire you. I have typed out your inner desire, Fei Long, so handsome! That's it, fat dragon. It should be like this, remember.

Xiao Xu: There is no need to work so hard.

Guzheng: As for it. All colleagues

Boss: Fei Long is very good, very good. Come on, let's pull this front back, pull it back, for the sake of fairness, are you ready, Fei Long? Come on, if you can get the money in the first month, you are unprecedented in our company. Newcomers can get the monthly salary of the month.

Fei Long: I am a person who wants to get paid.

Guzheng: Impossible.

Boss: Come on, are you ready?

Everyone: I'm ready.

Boss: Are you ready, Fei Long?

Dragonfly shouted: Come on!

Boss: Come on, are you ready?

Everyone: All right.

Boss fake action: go!

Boss: Oh, that's the spirit. Fei long is smart, get ready! advance

DEBAI: I got the money.

Money is poisonous.

The boss took out his gloves: Can I let you take this 200,000 so easily? Chloe Wang took it by chance last month.