The magician's quip of history

1, make rope life happier, make years more swaying, and make life more surmised. The world is forging ahead in Emei, and we, Gong Tong, charge you to touch the best and everything ... Emma, be gentle! 2, life is very simple, vegetables, potatoes, eggplant, peppers, the simpler the better. My little apprentice asked me an international question. Master, you see that Putin has been elected as a senior official. Why are you still crying? I told him that, in short, it was cold wind, which was complicated and difficult to understand. An old man's tears are hardly complicated. Now you can see bright tears on her cheeks, but not the man she loves deeply. 4, life is alive, the road is in a hurry, passing by, you will always meet. Meeting is fate, knowing each other is fate, knowing each other is fate. But fate comes like a dream, and fate goes like the wind. What can be put down is a good fate, and what can't be put down becomes a disaster. I was afraid of monkeys, but I still came to make trouble and forgot my words. 5, life is a dull accumulation, but also a kind of thinking after sadness, how many injuries are enough, how many injuries are enough, the troubles of life are like pressing the gourd, in fact, there is nothing, just like this faint Zen river, endless.

6. My little apprentice asked me, who do you burn paper for in Tomb-Sweeping Day? I told him I burned it for myself and I wanted to see it with my own eyes. All my fantasies are reduced to ashes. 7. A young man sent me a message telling me his troubles. The young man told me that his major was veterinary. After graduation, I talked about the object, which was yellow and very distressing. I told him that veterinarians are also doctors, so there is no need to feel inferior. Go out on a blind date in the future and introduce yourself strategically. I can say that I am the relevant department of a medical institution. Good luck. 8. A young apprentice who was studying in a foreign Buddhist college called back and asked if the tea in the temple should be collected. How about the construction of the Thousand Buddha Pavilion in the temple? Are the other monks in the temple in good health? A bunch of old dogs in the temple. Are you okay? I told him everything was fine. You can ask your Chinese teacher later. When there are two subjects in a sentence, can you say them separately? Although all beings are equal, we should fully respect dogs and put me aside. 9. The little apprentice suddenly asked me a topic. What do middle-aged and elderly people like you fear most? I told him that I was most afraid of death. When I die, you don't like studying even more. I'll stare at you until I die. The little apprentice asked, what is your greatest legacy? I told him it was you, you were alive, I wasn't dead. 10, one hundred years have passed, but the dark clouds have dispersed, leaving only a pile of bones. When two people quarrel, it's nothing more than a skeleton pestering a skeleton, arguing about something, arguing about something, saving energy and eating vegetarian buns. 1 1. My apprentice suddenly asked a question, Master, what do you think of my future achievements? Will it be different to study hard? I told him that even if you can go to heaven and land, you will still be a vegetarian steamed stuffed bun in the end. What difference can it make? 12, life is not easy, don't treat your troubles like vegetables. Your happiness is the whole world. My little disciple asked me, Master, what did you realize? I told him that after many years, I was not allowed to come to my grave empty-handed, and I had to bring at least a few apples. 13, life can have no height, but life must have an attitude. The attitude of life is open-minded, tolerant, calm, happy and happy. A little apprentice told me that there were mountains outside the mountain and people outside, and I finally squeezed into Yao Ming's side, showing almost only my forehead. Tall, really tall. 14, life needs that kind of strength and responsibility in loss, and also needs that kind of generosity in sharing weal and woe with friends. If you are entangled in troubles all your life, suffering in entanglement and struggling in pain, it is really a misunderstanding of life. 15, life is just a series of experiences, which eventually turn into clouds, including ourselves, and finally into a wisp of smoke. Don't bury hatred deep in your heart, don't drift away in the cold wind, all your troubles can be put down, all your sorrows and joys can be forgotten, all your love and hate can be let go, and every limited sunrise and sunset in your life can't be let down at will. 16, some netizens came to ask questions. What kind of footsteps are the most swaying? I'm surprised. What's the problem? I tried my best to answer that life is short and long, and Naiheqiao's pace is the most swaying, followed by the drunk pace. An old farmer passing by told me that drunken village cadres walk the most vacillating. 17 Although I'm afraid of death, it's the first time I've heard of people with fear of death. I remember when the Wenchuan earthquake struck, I went to Beichuan, and I was not afraid of jokes. I can hardly walk normally. Many rugged places have little apprentices or other staff to help, but my heart is already very strong and I will die sooner or later, so I am not afraid and try to live. Work hard. 18, an online friend gave me a suggestion. The holidays are long and there are too many tourists. I want to read books at home and surf the Internet, hoping to learn some Buddhism during this holiday. I hope to write more about monasteries and the truth about dealing with troubles in life. I think this idea is very good and practical, at least not bad. We can study together. If you have questions or ask them alone, try not to mix them in the comments, which is difficult to answer. 19 once, a living Buddha who was going back to Tibet asked me to raise two puppies, which were very popular and everyone named them. The male dog's name is Shuai Shuai and the female dog's name is Meimei. Unexpectedly, the longer you grow, the greater your appetite, and you need to eat a pot for a meal. The temple really can't afford them. I said find them a good family, preferably a rich family. The little apprentice cried and said, life is so beautiful. The photos are really beautiful. 20. The little apprentice asked me to give a dharma number to all the puppies in the temple. I said ok, this is Vivian and that is Meng Meng. The one with big temper is strong, and the one with small temper is huahua, right now. The little disciple asked me to give our pigeon a name, too. I told him that more than 200 pigeons are called Hengfei, which is a long way and safe to fly. The little apprentice is very happy. That's a good name. My name is Hengfei, too. 2 1. My little disciple asked me, Master, how should I treat others equally? I told him to look back at the door behind me. It is not a government office, a giant, an arc de Triomphe, or a ruined gate. This is a folk gate in Qian Qian for many years. It is not without a name. It has a name. It's called Chai Men. If someone gets rich and forgets this door, ask him to look up at the sky and see how big his eyes are staring at it. This is also our home forever. 22, people live for a lifetime, the plants are all autumn, like a dream, and the years are falling. Being alive is a kind of mood. No matter success or failure, love and hate are just passing away. Instead of worrying about this life, let yourself really laugh once, cherish what you have now, cherish what you once had, laugh happily, laugh with devotion, and laugh with devotion once. Now laugh. 23. My little apprentice asked me, Master, please tell me something about life. I told him, well, life is like a pillar, everything will pass, and no one can draw immortal marks in the years. Whether you are high-spirited or dull and lonely, you will be collected in the dust of history. Qian Shan is a dream, as long as it is not covered by the troubles of life, living is a smile. 24. The past is more than a thousand years, and life is a snap. Some people may struggle hard all their lives, but they can't achieve their imagined perfection, but the meaning of life is not how much they get. Life returns empty-handed, walks cleanly, and everything once owned is finally given away, which is nothing more than loneliness and loneliness. If one day, we fall like a meteor, we don't have to complain about life, because we have lived; Even if the leaves of life fall, there is no regret. 25. Perhaps the parting in the past life was too hasty, and the reunion in this life need not be too enthusiastic. Meeting in such a landscape will make the world neither stormy nor sunny. Maybe we can go back and look at the plum blossoms on earth, the world is still that world, and look quietly. In the reincarnation, there is a faint Zen river, which is endless. Emma, be gentle. 26. The little apprentice asked me, Master, you don't stutter very much. Why do you still forget the words? I told him that I usually don't forget words, but I get nervous when I see the camera. Besides, hundreds of wild monkeys are flying around in front of me, and I don't know which paw will scratch your face. It's weird not to be nervous. Besides, those onlookers don't care about your safety at the critical moment. They're just curious. Oh, hey, why don't monkeys catch people? 27. Take on more responsibilities in life. It doesn't matter whether your temper is big or small. Don't be too stingy. Have fun with happy things, and forget unhappy things quickly. Peace of mind is the true meaning of life. How embarrassing it is to pander and how ugly it is to provoke a group of monkeys to watch. Apologize to everyone. 28. Some netizens came to ask why they didn't receive my reply. I apologize to everyone here. The netizen asked more than 30 thousand questions, but I really couldn't reply. Here I tell you a story, thank you. A poor god sat under a durian tree and sighed. The world is so snobbish that he never treats me like a fairy. The poor and the poor are afraid. At this time, a big durian fell from the tree and killed him. 29. Life needs to be experienced, the true meaning of life. Live with a smile and a happy mood. See more sunshine, health, happiness and warmth, not because the world is warm, but because your heart is warm. Live a simple life. Life is about reading years and books. 30. My little apprentice complained to me that your poor Mandarin led people into a ditch. Renren. com Com, in the end of the world, so many people are studying, life is so beautiful and life is so wonderful. Everyone * * * bless all this ~ write more articles and talk less in the future. I told him that online and offline, inside and outside the society, there are blessings. How nice! Isn't this a new skill they need to learn? When they face each other, I really make you happy and safe. 3 1. Life is a kind of fate. Cherish those who pass by, and there will be no trace after passing. Maybe you will hope to meet again in that corner of fate, and that is just a distant hope. Today is very good, you are very good. Look at the vastness of heaven and earth. 32. A netizen sent a private letter saying that he liked the voice of the mage very much, and he was very nice, just like one of his country cousins. He wanted to cry when he heard the local accent. I told him, thank you for your concern, thank you for understanding our country people, and give my regards to my uncle. If you have time, please invite his old man to dinner, so there is no need to shed tears, right? The netizen replied that my uncle was still very good, but unfortunately he died too early and didn't have to eat together. Thank you. 33. My little apprentice told me one thing. Master, I stole your accent at school, which surprised the teacher and said that the child was probably very ill. I told him, Mandarin is not good, what can you learn from me? I didn't lead the new language trend. My poor Mandarin is my biggest regret. A netizen translated a speech I made on Google. As a result, the voice was unrecognizable and the service was refused. My heart hurts.

Master Shen Yan said that young people must not be house slaves, because houses will become cheaper and cheaper, because national security policies will be implemented. He also suggested that everyone should not rush to work, arm themselves and study hard.

35. Walking in Mochou Lake is more spring.