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There is a Huangxian Temple in the village. There is a Taoist priest named Huang San in the temple. It is said that he has the body of a semi-immortal. Anyone who asks him to cast spells can save even a dying person. He said that whoever offended the gods would be in trouble.

Let’s talk about Xu Er, the owner of the pig farm in the village. His wife had difficulty giving birth and did not give birth to a child for a long time. Seeing that the two of them were about to die, Huang Sanda happened to pass by his house. He told Xu Er that he had a way to save his wife, but he had to give her the incense money for the coming year. Xu Er immediately agreed to the conditions.

Huang San found a pregnant sow and cut off the sow’s ears and nose. I asked for two pieces of underwear worn by Xu's second wife, and wrapped the sow tightly. In a cemetery, the name Xu Er had chosen for the child in advance was written on a ghost coin. After he muttered something, he buried the pregnant sow alive.

It was amazing to say that when Xu Er saw that his daughter-in-law was safe, mother and child were safe.

There is also a wealthy man named Zheng Guiren in the village, who is a contractor. He has a son named Xiaobao, who is eight years old this year. Xiaobao is not in good health and often catches colds and fevers. I recently got severe pneumonia again and my fever doesn’t go away. Zheng Guiren heard about the Huangxian Temple and also knew that many people went to the Huangxian Temple to make wishes, and their requests were granted. So he also went to Huangxian Temple with heavy gifts.

Zheng Guiren brought high-quality supplements, as well as a lot of wine and meat. Didn’t the person tell me that my family doesn’t eat meat? This Huang Sandao looks different. Not only does he eat meat, but he also requires everyone who comes to offer a live chicken! This strange request added a sense of mystery to him. Some people say that he became an immortal from a weasel, having practiced for thousands of years.

To make a long story short, Zheng Guiren paid homage to the gods in the temple, and also paid a special visit to the Zodiac Chief to ask him if there was any way to cure the child's illness.

Huang Daochang laughed: "You are confused! My son is seriously ill. If he doesn't come to me, why should he go to the doctor? If the doctor can cure the disease, what do you need from us gods?"

(Narration: It would be foolish not to go to the hospital)

Zheng Guiren nodded, and then asked: "So the chief minister can cure my son's life?"

"What are you talking about? If I don't have this ability, how can anyone call me a half-immortal?" Huang San said with a whisk in his hand, "Before your son got sick, he peed on the stone mill at the entrance of the village in broad daylight, which offended the God of Japan. So, Japan God wants to take your son into the underworld!"

"Oh! You are so accurate! I saw Xiaobao peeing on the stone mill two days ago! What should I do now? No matter what, try to find a way!"

"It's not difficult to save your son! But you have to find someone who was born on the same year and the same month as him. If you want his socks, I have to wear them. Magic! Remember! Don't tell me why you want socks!"

Zheng Guiren asked curiously: "Why can't you tell me why you want socks?"

Huang San explained : "I have to write my name on the socks and cast a spell to use that person's life to replace your son's life! Let him die for your little baby! If you tell the truth, who can give you socks?"

" Isn't this okay? Taoist priest, please think of other ways! "You don't understand, it's not that Zheng Guiren can't bear to let others die, he is afraid that this idea will not work and he will offend others.

Huang San said: "I have no other choice! If you don't do as I say, your son will die within seven days!"

Zheng Guiren went from house to house asking who his son was and who his son was. Same birthday. At first people were suspicious of his motives, but later this kid made up a lie and said: "My son lacks a brother, so he has to find someone born on the same day as him to get married." But most people still thought he was lying. , many people don’t tell their children’s real birthdays.

So Zheng Guiren went to the outer village to look for him. The next day, we actually found a family with the same surname as Zheng, named Zheng Yi. Zheng Yi's second son and Xiaobao were born on the same day, within half an hour of each other. Zheng Guiren bought a lot of gifts to show off to others, and he was so angry that he wanted to be with Zheng Yi.

Zheng Yi comes from a farming background and is very straightforward. I agreed. After dinner that night, Zheng Guiren said to Zheng Yi: "I think my brother and sister are good at craftsmanship and the socks they knit are quite beautiful.

Can you give my son a pair? ”

Zheng Yi’s wife was very happy: “I have this hobby! How old are these socks? I can’t even wash out the ground! I'll get you two pairs of newly knitted ones! "

"No! Zheng Guiren said hurriedly, "My brothers and sisters made it with great difficulty. What's going on if I want a new one?" Just get this pair on the kang! I love this color! ”

Zheng Yi and his wife gave the old socks to Zheng Guiren without thinking too much.

The next day Zheng Guiren handed the socks to Huang Daochang, and Huang San ordered the ritual He needed the application, and then told him: "You dig a seven-foot-deep hole in the backyard and spread some hell coins in it. I'll do the ritual at midnight tonight! "

At midnight, Huang San set up the incense table and wrote the name of Zheng Yi's son on the socks. He lit two white candles and two red candles. Let Zheng Guiren sit in the yard An iron basin was placed, and a lot of ghost coins were burned in the basin. The little treasure was hidden in a rice box and covered with a red cloth.

Then Huang San muttered words and waved the whisk around to wait for the candle to burn. Halfway through, he threw his socks into the pit. After the pit was filled, Huang San danced "The Great God" (similar to the dance performed by witches) for about ten minutes. At that time, the red candle flame was burning brightly, and the white candle flame went out. A strong wind blew in the dean, and all the tables, chairs and benches were blown over. Everyone suddenly heard someone screaming in the room. When they went in, they saw that Xiaobao was bleeding from all over. In the rice box.

Zheng Guiren was extremely angry and cursed: "Taoist Priest, didn't you say you could save my son? Why was it that my son was very ill before you came, and then he died as soon as you performed the spell? "

Huang San also wondered: "Isn't it possible? Is it a problem with your socks? "

"The socks are old! My son was killed by you! I'll kill you." After saying that, the relatives and friends who rushed over also heard about this, and each chased Huang San with kitchen knives and shovels.

Huang San ran out in a hurry, and the people behind him couldn't catch up. Let go. After chasing, Huang San got into a dead end. When people came around, there was only a mouse hole on the ground.

Someone felt strange and dug the mouse hole with a shovel. , there were many weasels in the cave. Some people suspected that Huang San was the weasel who had caused harm, so he killed and skinned the biggest weasel, and then used a water pump to flood the mouse hole.

Zheng Guiren watched as he died. Dabao, crying bitterly. Why did my son die so miserably?

I don’t want these socks anymore. Call him Zheng Yi!

A few days later, Zheng Guiren, who was in a bad mood, returned the pair of tattered socks to Zheng Yi and said angrily: "I don't want these tattered socks anymore." , keep wearing it for your son! "

Zheng Yi and his wife didn't know what happened to his family, but they were still polite: "Brother, I really miss you!" Why are we two so polite? Not only do we no longer want this pair of socks, but all my socks are given to your son! ”

Zheng Guiren was very puzzled after hearing this and asked: “Why do you want to put all the socks on my son?” "

Zheng Yi felt a little embarrassed and said with a smile: "Although my wife loves to knit socks, my son is naughty and has gone barefoot for such a long time. *** Socks! "

"Brother, why did you faint? "Zheng Yi's daughter-in-law shouted.

The unknown old man said: Harming others will eventually harm yourself, even if all the agencies are exhausted, evil will be punished!

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