Classic circle of friends funny copywriting

1. I decided to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

2. Actually, I wasn't fat when I was a child, until that day I realized how hard the farmer's uncle worked, and the phrase "Mow the grass every day at noon" ruined my life.

3. some people seem elegant and calm on the surface, and they have to check the express information several times a day behind their backs.

4. Some people say that I am ugly. I am very sad and feel sorry for her. I went blind at a young age.

5. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence, she threw up for months.

6. The bus is too crowded now. I tried to fart secretly, but I just burped.

7. a girl like me, can't a little weight hold down this beautiful face? What if it's beautiful?

8. The netizen said my photo was ugly, and I smiled. That's because you haven't seen me in person, and that's ugly!

9. There must be pure friendship between men and women, because every girl who knows me says that she can only be friends with me at most.

1. Life tells us that when you meet an idiot, you should stay away from him decisively, otherwise you are likely to become good friends in the future.

11. I can describe my cooking in one sentence, that is, I cook a good kitchen.

12. If you don't want to go to work and don't want to worry about eating and drinking, then you will rob a bank. No matter whether you succeed or fail, you won't have to go to work and don't have to worry about eating and drinking for at least the next ten years.

13. People who used to be recognized by turning to ashes can't be recognized by wearing makeup now.

14. Since I learned to talk back, my wife also learned to sharpen the knife.

15. After buying lottery tickets for so many years, the last time I came close to 5 million was in an afternoon, when I was stuck side by side with an armored car.

16. I have been in primary school for thirteen years and in middle school for fifteen years, and I have been rated as the most familiar face in the whole school. When new teachers come, they ask me about the inside story of the school.

17. Men have been single for too long, and everyone is beauty; The woman has been single for too long, and everyone is love rat.

18. Although I am a little fat now, I think I was only nine pounds when I was the thinnest!

19. If you are always disappointed, you should reflect on why you have so much hope.

2. How can you be friends when you are so much thinner than me? You can't even play on the seesaw.

21. I can be in good health because I keep running, and I can keep running because I borrow money and don't pay it back.

22. Every time I meet an induction faucet that doesn't work very well, I feel like I'm begging.

23. Don't tell me to grow old together. I am a professional hairdresser, and I can't look at a gray hair.

24. Teacher, I met robbers on my way to school. They took my exercise book.