An embarrassing classic personality phrase.

An embarrassing classic personality phrase.

1. You say you are my friend, but I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

2. Obama, do you remember Little Bin Laden by Daming Lake?

3. You can't let go of fart and suffocate your heart. Don't push, exercise.

4. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

Although I can't help all beings, I can hurt all people.

6. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

7. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

8. Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

9. The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.

10. The mountain is not high, there are immortals, and there is not much water. Just drink.

1 1. Don't worry about my sense of security. You think I specialize in antivirus software.

12. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but I am too lazy to cramp.

13. Clear water without fish makes the humble invincible.

14. You have no image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

15. The chance of finding true love this year is similar to the chance of being struck by lightning.

16. The most painful thing in the world is to wake up after a good sleep.

17. I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

18. Who do you think you are? You are spilled water. I don't even want a basin.

19. The fat is so thick that it is uncomfortable to move!

20. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

2 1. In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

22. Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

23. The world is cold and human feelings are warm and cold.

24. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

25. Throw it in a tiger cage for you. Even if the tiger doesn't dare to eat it, you are too jealous of your teeth.

26. My mother taught me from an early age that there is no limit to learning the sea, and it is time to turn back.

27. The cow hit the high-voltage line, which was really awesome, lightning.

28. If the garden can't be closed in spring, I will draw an almond out of the wall.

29. As long as the hoe jumps well, which corner can't be dug down?

30. In the pigsty, there is no need to pay attention to human etiquette.

3 1. At the beginning of life, nature is beautiful. You pay and I eat.

32. I went blind just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

33. The wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

34. If you can't be amazing, it will be ugly!

Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

36. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

37. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

38. Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

A very painful sentence

1, don't cry at my grave. Dirty my path of reincarnation.

2. It is better to forget the rivers and lakes, and miss each other and cry until they are worried about each other to death.

3, format yourself, just to delete you, if you can't delete, only delete yourself.

4, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

Advertisements tell people that money can be spent like this.

Aunt: Lend me your daughter for one year, and I'll pay you back one big and one small next year.

7. Men are always like this. They are better than angels when they are good, and worse than demons when they are bad.

8. Everything will be solved in the end, damn it, it's a dead end.

9, others hand in hand, I took my dog, take a walk, have a look, see who is not happy to bite.

10, stand up when you fall, change your posture and fall again.

1 1. What is hateful is actually not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

12. Actually, I'm not as tall as you. I can only look down at you.

13, happiness is not something you experience. This is what you remember.

14, I don't care, but I'll change my mind. In fact, you can't tie my heart.

15, sad, just a person slowly taste, sad, just a person to bear.

16, whenever I mention you, I get nervous, because I haven't forgotten you.

17. It is happiness for me to have a thick quilt now.

18, my love is gone, gone.

19, I've been waiting for a truth. A truth that makes me speechless.

20, love a person as long as you love him seven or eight points, leave two or three points to love yourself!

2 1, Baidu can't find you, so I'm going to sogou.

22. I paid too much and got some. Your choice is to exclude me.

23. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. So you just want to hear that familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.

Don't say love in front of me! I really don't want to hear it! I really can't afford to get hurt! I am really tired, in love, in pain and injury! I realized that all this is impossible ... We are all passers-by! Nobody belongs to anyone.

25. The man said we were getting married, and the woman agreed. They got married in different cities on the same day. Her groom is not him, and his bride is not her. They got married on the same day in order to keep their promise.

Drag and drop signatures.

1, scared the spicy strips off.

2. Who stirred up feelings in a few words?

3. Ask a woman how ugly she can be, just like an asshole.

Not everyone in love is beautiful.

As long as you live better than me, you will die early.

6. How can I dedicate my youth to people who have no emotions?

7. Love is called love because it looks like fertilization.

I dare not say to you: I miss you at the moment.

9. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

10, look in the mirror for a long time, and you will find yourself in the mirror very strange.

1 1. Play with me and you will lose. You still have to cry if you can't fix it.

12, I don't need to do unnecessary things and get unnecessary harm to unnecessary people.

13, has your family always been bred according to the principle of hybridization?

14, SAO belongs to SAO, SAO has chastity, base belongs to base, and base has dignity.

15, you should be taken out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!

16, you are also sustainable development, from this school to this school now.

17, the school is not a funeral home. Check what remains are left! What are you wearing, mourning clothes and trousers?

18, I think you are looking for someone. Why are you looking for my ex-boyfriend

19, have you seen the Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

20. Every day is a day. After all, leaving is inevitable.

2 1, shit, you look like 7/2. 7/2 inseparable, no three no four.

22. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally she finds herself the most man.

23. I can't give you much warmth, but there is a word called doing my best!

24. You made me realize what it means to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. You are dispensable to me now.

25. A girl will never forget the first boy she loved deeply.

26, the sweat on the eyebrows, the tears under the eyebrows, you have to choose the same.

27. How cruel you are to those who love you and how humble you are to those you love.

28. It's not easy to be together. Don't let go of those who have already chosen.

29. Is uselessness kindness? I bit you hard, right? I love you. Is there something wrong?

30. My mother summed up the reason why I am fat in eight words: I can't control my mouth and can't move my legs.

3 1, after time dilution, all the people I care about and those who care about me are left behind.

32, I want to thin into a lightning bolt, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

There are too many dogs in this world, and the messy grass can't be removed and restored in the spring breeze.

34. Having a dream is something to be proud of. You should defend him with actions.

35. The person who can control you is actually the person you love but don't force.

36. Everyone who knows love will meet someone who doesn't.

37. Not everything, but everything.

38. Next time, can you retire proudly and be as crazy as me?

39. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

40. Take your complaints out in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

4 1, which is stronger in China? Laiyuan Jinghua is looking for Niu Niu.

42. Why is RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is Grandpa Mao.

43. I can get used to you or change you.

44. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

45. Your left brain is water and your right brain is powder, which will turn into paste when you move.

46. Please cherish the smiling children around you, and be careful that they will die one day.

47. At the moment you want to give up, think about why you insisted on coming here in the first place.

48. The biggest fear of feelings is that when you meet the right person, you have exhausted your best self.

49. When a kite hates the sky, can it fall into the sea without hesitation?

50. If the teacher hadn't said that littering was not allowed anywhere, I would have thrown you away.

5 1. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

52. Roll for me, roll as far as your thoughts go and roll as fast as the speed of light!

53. You are the warmest sunshine in my heart.

54. Have you been thrown three times at birth and only been caught twice?

55. I don't want to talk about those who don't love me. They are free and easy but sad.

56. I want to give you the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is yourself.

Forgive me for not being with you when you miss me.

58. How can people who love each other lose to distance and time?

59. When I wake up in the morning, sunshine and you are the future I want.

If you don't love him, let go as soon as possible and don't hurt her again.

6 1, women like bad boys, not bad boys.

62. Listening to English songs is good. I haven't been bored after listening for half a year. Because I don't understand.

63. See if I am so firm in your self-esteem. .

64. You said I was getting fat again. I replied, honey, where are your eyes? I'm obviously just swollen.

65. Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, but now you are not allowed to show porn.

66. After drinking the wine in front of you, you forget that the people behind you did well in the exam, which is called an exam. If you fail in the exam, it is called youth.

67. I can only lift chopsticks now, which is very sad. There is wood, there is wood?

68. The second row of letters on the keyboard means: I cried after falling in love with each other.

69. If you believe him, he is the truth! You love him, he is a god! You don't love her, she is worse than shit!

70. Computers and I have the same language. Every time I look at it gently, it collapses subconsciously.

7 1, I think a rotten apple fell in front of Mr. Newton, otherwise he would never have the mind to think about anything else.

If one day I block your circle of friends, please don't ask me why I just can't afford what you sell.

73. What is April Fool's Day confession? Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king, because failure will be said to be a ghost.

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

75. How did your mother teach you? Some things in life are not mentioned, and every day I know that I am ashamed in front of people.

76. I like to sleep like a dead pig every day, and I will feel particularly satisfied when I wake up.

77. When I got married, my friend gave me a big red envelope. When I opened it, there was nothing in it.

78. If my hand accidentally touched yours, would you avoid it or subconsciously hold it?

79. Internationally, there will really be a person who silently values you and loves you, but will never approach you again.

80. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

8 1, why are those ungrateful people called dogs? How loyal dogs are. Said they were dogs. Ask the dog if it is happy to have such a similar kind!

82. How to refuse the person who professes to you? Tell him I have AIDS, and I won't believe that he is still chasing you.

83. How good my teeth are! Thanks to the blue sky six treatments, I used to have leg cramps, but since I used some big treasures, hey, guess what, my mother doesn't have to worry about my study anymore!

Say an embarrassing character.

1, I want to hold your hand and make you gentle all your life.

2, I am so calm, you are willing to hurt, you will hurt.

3. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I take you seriously?

4, sweet talk, I will not, romantic flirting, I will not, for you, only one heart.

5, women are used for pain, men are used to support their families!

6. Who didn't love one or two scum by mistake when he was young?

7. Sometimes, I really want to get terminally ill and see who really cares about me.

8. Say goodbye to the past and walk away without looking back.

9. I'd rather not humble the love I get.

10, I'm not picky, I just have a quality-oriented and lightweight attitude, that's all.

Please treat our love in the same way.

What is eternity and what is till death do us part. Are just excuses for icing on the cake

13. If you can't stand the pain, you can't see happiness.

14, this society is easy to make love, but difficult to fall in love.

15, we don't need to wrap ourselves in gorgeous language, because we want to be the truest ourselves.

16, I don't want to say that I am the best, but I know very well that I love you the most.

17. If you don't meet someone who can take you home, I'll take you away.

18. If you don't love me, please allow me to watch your happiness silently.

19. What do you believe a woman is when you know that she is not a fool but a lie?

20. When I smile and say I'm fine, you should also say I'm fine.

2 1, the world is spinning our lives, and we are getting closer to death day by day.

Never say goodbye, we will meet again soon.

23. Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep!

I can let you go, but don't look back after you leave.

25. I looked up and saw that without love, the whole universe was in tears.

26. This mountain is so fucking high! The sea is so fucking blue! Feelings are fucking bullshit! Life is so fucking complicated!

I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.

28. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

29. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be crazier than the sky.

30. Don't talk to me about ideals. I have been sober for many years.

3 1, bring your deception, bring your hypocrisy, and give you three seconds to get out of my sight.

32. I think it is very painful for two people to have nothing in common together.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.

Don't take my tolerance as your shameless capital.

35, playing with feelings, the sister will make you cry very rhythmically.

36. What is love? Love is either lust, caution or diamond ring.

37. I am happy without you.

38. I really love you, and it will not change for a hundred centuries.

Thank you for pushing me down from the clouds and letting me see the whole sky clearly.

40. Your arms can hug any woman, and my bed can hug any man.

4 1, big step, easy to pull eggs; Small steps, easy to squeeze eggs; Don't pull or squeeze, idle eggs hurt. Being a man is so fucking tired!

I don't like talking about love, I just like talking about money.

43. Your name will never appear again, because someone has replaced you as my world.

44. I will live better without you, and I will meet better if I miss you.

45. A person's strength is the RMB in his pocket.

I don't understand why women should kill each other for men.

47. Don't say goodbye, just say goodbye.

48. I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.

Please don't say that men are playboys. How can a man deserve the word playboy if he has no heart at all?

50. If you say I don't love you, do you think you are worth my effort?