Talk about men's interest in buying food.

First, who is whose husband! All TM are temporary workers!

Second, remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

Third, if you scold your mother in the street, the rate of turning back is definitely higher than that of scolding beautiful women!

Fourth, I was interested in marriage at first, but later I was blinded by divorce.

The stupidest thing I have ever done is to keep saying I love you around you.

6. Now, all this has never happened again, as if it were a dream. In my dream, I sang, laughed and rejoiced. An invisible hand killed everything between us, leaving only a fragment of falling in love, which made me miss, fantasize and break my heart.

Seven, women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

8. Meeting the right person at the wrong time is always beautiful and heartbreaking. Maybe you should believe that there is never perfection in the world, so why pursue it? If you once had it, you don't care about eternity.

At the end of the road, it is still a road, as long as you are willing to go.

I have returned to my busy life, but I have never forgotten you.

You can even sigh as beautiful as a smile. How can I draw you so sad?

Twelve, a very real girl is better than a group of fake women who are full of calculations.

Thirteen, I finally decided to put my likes and dislikes in my bag and carry them on my shoulders. I've come a long way.

Fourteen, once too self-righteous, really just silly and cute.

Fifteen, along the track of time, we are no longer what we used to be.

Sixteen, there is a kind of treasure that is obviously deep love, but I can't say it. There is a kind of love that obviously wants to give up, but it can't. There is a kind of love that you know is suffering, but you can't bear it. There is a kind of love that knows there is no result, but the heart can't get it back!

Seventeen, Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and men talk a little.

Don't worry about whether he didn't bring it again when it rained.

I make a decision every day: I must study hard tomorrow.

Twenty, women like ugly men, not ugly men.

Twenty-one, my heart actually has no waves, as if young and loyal, just a dream.

22. "What's it like to secretly love someone?" I feel that she has wifi. "

Twenty-three, wait for a person, with the feelings of missing, love a person, with the feelings of a lifetime. What kind of mood are you in now?

Twenty-four, we wore a mask for a long time, and when we took it off, we found that our faces looked like masks.

Twenty-five, brothers and girlfriends go together, whoever betrays is a dog.

Twenty-six, in fact, a person's life is good, and finally I have time to love myself freely.

Life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

2, both house and rot, the future is uncertain.

I love you, just as mice love rice, small fish love shrimp, and cats love goldfish. Love is precious, but life is more expensive.

4, falling in love is a waste of money, it is better to go home and plant a field!

I hope my pocket money can be networked all over the world like fragrant milk tea.

I get goose bumps when I think of the sweet words you once said.

7. The magnificence of dissolution is deposited in the shadow of prosperity and reality.

8, the ancient saints are lonely! Only people who drink will keep their names!

9. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

10, there must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

1 1. The school is a prison. I'm a prisoner. I've been locked up there for more than ten years.

12, don't cling to the pot, the pot is just fried rice.

13, every time I see a handsome guy, I always feel guilty and wonder how I can have anything to do with him. . .

14, life goals: peasant woman, mountain spring, little field.

15, even though I'm not around, I still miss you.

16, why did you break up? Because I'm tired. /Shuo Shuo/

17, finally understand that there is no turning back. People have to look at money when they are alive.

18, I eat quietly, just like I gain weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.

19, you are not Lin Daiyu, don't play sad like others.

20, the ultimate classic is the boutique! ! !

2 1, the most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there. . .

22, Tanabata Valentine's Day sale at a low price, bargain sale!

23. Men like obedient women, but when men like a woman, they will listen to her unconsciously.

24. Yes, cheating in this exam is very successful and can have a happy ending.

25. What is love in the world? Who do you want me to ask?

26, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

27. One day, Mrs. White Snake farted, and Xu Xian suddenly realized: Madam, are you a rattlesnake?

28, don't cry, don't make trouble, don't hang yourself, look on coldly and watch the donkey bark *

29. You celebrated Tanabata this year, and I drank my 7-up!

30. When farting, have you ever thought about the feeling of underwear? There is wood.

3 1, wearing slippers and a mask is three o'clock.

32. Every time I accidentally drop a melon seed, I feel that there is nothing in life that I can't let go.

Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

34. After drinking the medicine bottle, hang it on the rope, jump off the building and wave a handkerchief to see you off.

35. My sister is mixed up. Now only chopsticks can be lifted and put down.

What I hate most is the abbreviation on the reference answer.

37, the child is dead, you come to milk!

A little funny and a little sweet. Talk about super sweet girls. Tell me about daquan.

1. Is it because I am radiant that I let you talk nonsense?

I will try my best to make money and support you.

3. Use tigers to force courage and face life.

The world is a love letter, and I love you more than anyone else.

5. I have a crush on you and use a couple's name. I'm really happy.

6. You are in charge of lawlessness, and I am in charge of conniving at you.

7. Don't think that the gourd dolls in my countryside can't beat the bump men in your city.

8. If you don't fall in love in Baidu, you will be abnormal in Douban.

9. As long as your heart is free, you will travel anywhere.

10. I hope I'm the one you want to hide in your pocket.

1 1. The warmth you think is the sunshine I think.

12. Come and be my little fairy, and I will spoil you in the future.

13. I don't want to wander far, I just want to be a hooligan by your side.

14. Put all my loveliness in your eyes.

15. I wanted to sleep with you at the first sight. Sven people call this love at first sight.

16. As far as I like you, I am the best in the world.

17. I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

18. You are so sweet, living in my dream.

19. The most unforgettable ex-girlfriend.

20. To like is to be willing, give in to each other and eat you bite by bite.

2 1. Don't steal mine. To steal my heart.

22. No matter how beautiful the smile is, no matter how sweet the smile is, it is not special if it is not yours.

23. Those small shortcomings make you unique.

I want to wear the most beautiful wedding dress, and I want to marry you most in the future.

25. It's the falling clouds and snow. I can finally lead you to grow old.

26. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

There is no limit to meanness. The meaner you are, the smarter you are.

The farmer's three fists hurt a little.

Girls! Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules.

After class, the teacher said, what else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

Doesn't affect you? I will cremate you.

Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday!

It is said that sandstorms have blown to Taiwan Province province. Many old people took to the streets, spread out their hands, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, burst into tears, took a deep breath and said excitedly, 60 years, 60 years, and finally smelled the soil in their hometown.

W: I want to find a boyfriend. M: Let me help you. There is a good one in our dormitory. Woman: Aren't you distressed that I am with him? . Man: Think too much? Don't worry, I have nothing to do with him.

Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry. Recommend the funniest diary.

Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to death.

If cutting my hair is cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

How are you getting along now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

Menstruation is not only the pain of women, but also the pain of men.

When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I can play, I will. If I can't, I'll eat him.

On a crowded bus, a girl suddenly shouted, "Stop crowding!" Stop squeezing! Squeeze all the milk out! She is holding yogurt.

Did you get vomited three times after you were born, but only got caught twice?

Some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

Know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

Pleasant goat is very similar to Journey to the West. Catch every episode, but never eat it.

Looking back now, I feel that there will be a big wave of zombies coming in soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet.

I once passed a man, and he was so full of sparks that he almost moved a brick.

There is no cow dung in the end of the world, so why unrequited love for a lump of shit?

Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

Modern women are obedient and virtuous. Three obedience, never gentle, never considerate, never reasonable. Four virtues, say no, fight no, scold no, and provoke no.

I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

I have been ill for several days since you confessed to me last time. Please stop!

I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.

A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

The farmer's three punches hurt a little.

Uncle, sign my name in the spouse column for me!

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome!

Funny talk: women in the new century: get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, write code, find anomalies, kill Trojan horses, climb over the fence, drive a good car, afford a new house, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

Please tell the prince that I am still on a difficult road, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys. Tell him to go back to sleep

When I love you, I am what you say. What do you think you are when I don't love you?

To be a man, you must be a person who wanders between cow A and cow C.

My big name is God, my small name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata.

You can't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

If one day, you love someone as much as I love you. You will know how tired I am.

Self-sufficiency from beginning to end, self-contempt, self-entertainment, self-pity, self-satisfaction, self-guidance and self-destruction.

I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.

The price of graves has gone up so fast that I can't afford to die.

I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without any spark.

I'm sleepy most of the time, and occasionally I make a bitch.

Hee hee and haha are good friends, very good friends. One day, haha died. Hee hee is very sad. He went to Haha's grave and said, Haha, you are dead.

Now, please take out the tape and turn to side B to continue listening.

Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, all men, all men, really abnormal, really abnormal.