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Looking for a boyfriend

1, I really want to talk and never break up.

I hope to find someone who is worried about losing me.

3. Do you have a plan? Do you like my plan?

In this humble world, I only like you.

5. I am really a kind person. Every time I see the second glass at half price, I especially want to take care of my boss's business and have another glass, but there is really no way. It's really inconvenient to hold a drink in both hands.

6. When do you hug each other? You are watching the fun.

7. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears.

8. Sometimes, I want to have a boyfriend.

9. I want to hear someone call me honey, and I want to hear someone talk about love with me. It is said that love is very sweet, in that case, I won't always feel that life is very bitter.

10. Today, I will teach girls online, and I will be your girlfriend.

1 1. I have a good friend, a young woman, who is a student of the Foreign Languages Institute. 2/kloc-staying in the boudoir at the age of 0/is a gentle and graceful virtue in Jiangnan, with both lively and cheerful temperament. Looking for a boyfriend, good looks, good character.

12, empty talk about love, I will continue to have a crush on you when I have no time.

13, do you want hot water as my boyfriend?

14, I went home on holiday and searched all my relatives and classmates, but none of them could go home together. I really wanted to have a boyfriend at that time.

15, I just want to talk about a simple love, which has nothing to do with others. I only meet the best you at the most beautiful time.

Please allow me to be your summer.

17. If I lend it to you, will you think about it?

18, my hero, where are you now?

19, I couldn't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips, which made me feel even worse in the middle. I looked at the name, and it turned out that Xiangtan lotus loves spicy food.

20, Valentine's Day boyfriend for rent, 20% off for beautiful women.

2 1, looking for a boyfriend, I only have one condition, I won't.

22. Pick someone to be my boyfriend.

23. When I was ordering takeout, I suddenly wanted to fall in love.

24, have a car and a house, leg disability, recruit a boyfriend to get married, and send 300,000 cash!

25, Valentine's Day boyfriend rental, for 1 yuan/time, 5 yuan/all day.

In fact, the happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.

27. I suddenly want to find a boyfriend, and then the next moment, I might as well be single.

28, I am eager to wear, I miss thousands of miles. Facing the north, I miss you, in the spring season.

29, boyfriend application card, kiss.

30. There are two conditions: first, male; Second, live.

3 1, are you still looking for a boyfriend while you are paying the Alipay bill?

32. I want to invite you to dinner in summer, not in summer, or not. Not that you're not good at it.

From now on, there is a charge for chatting with me.

34. I have been single for a long time and want to try my life together.

35. There is nothing embarrassing about wanting to fall in love. When I turn off the light, I always wonder what kind of girl I will meet.

36, Valentine's Day boyfriend rental: kissing 5 yuan/time, 20 yuan/time all day.

At this moment, I really want to hug you, but it's a pity that the mountains and rivers are too far apart in time.

38. Your baby has entered a dormant state.

I really want to find a gentle boyfriend.

40. I suddenly want to find a boyfriend. What do you suggest?

4 1, love is not the initial sweetness, but the persistence after prosperity.

42. I like it very much. I've heard enough of this song. I like it because of him, and he likes it because of her. No matter how far away we are, no matter how entangled I am and how much I miss you, I can't describe my feelings. All my pain and madness are because of you, but you can't see anything.

I hope I have the ring you are wearing on my left ring finger.

44. I want five boyfriends to give me gifts in turn.

45. I always think that I wish I had a boyfriend. You and I bite each other. If the food is different, even if it is takeaway, it is absolutely delicious.

46. When I was shopping, I saw a particularly cute couple dress and thought it would be nice to have a boyfriend. We can take photos together, walk in the street together, and then jump into his arms in case the world doesn't know that this is my boyfriend.

47. I want to fall in love and escape from the feeling of special loneliness.

To tell the truth, I also want a sweet boyfriend!

49. I listened to a favorite song, watched a favorite movie and went to a favorite restaurant. But no one can share it, only take pictures and collect it silently.

50, if you want to find someone, listen to me.

5 1, a person goes to a fast food restaurant to eat, and goes to the bathroom to have a stomachache. But when I came out, I found my plate taken away. Before I could eat my favorite chicken wings, I suddenly felt wronged and wanted to cry, and I felt ridiculous, so I had to turn around and walk out.

52. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

53. Add some honey to make milk and double milk tea. I want to add one more you to the ordinary world.

54. Draw yourself a boyfriend.

55. In the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.