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Looking for a boyfriend
I hope to find someone who is worried about losing me.
3. Do you have a plan? Do you like my plan?
In this humble world, I only like you.
5. I am really a kind person. Every time I see the second glass at half price, I especially want to take care of my boss's business and have another glass, but there is really no way. It's really inconvenient to hold a drink in both hands.
6. When do you hug each other? You are watching the fun.
7. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears.
8. Sometimes, I want to have a boyfriend.
9. I want to hear someone call me honey, and I want to hear someone talk about love with me. It is said that love is very sweet, in that case, I won't always feel that life is very bitter.
10. Today, I will teach girls online, and I will be your girlfriend.
1 1. I have a good friend, a young woman, who is a student of the Foreign Languages Institute. 2/kloc-staying in the boudoir at the age of 0/is a gentle and graceful virtue in Jiangnan, with both lively and cheerful temperament. Looking for a boyfriend, good looks, good character.
12, empty talk about love, I will continue to have a crush on you when I have no time.
13, do you want hot water as my boyfriend?
14, I went home on holiday and searched all my relatives and classmates, but none of them could go home together. I really wanted to have a boyfriend at that time.
15, I just want to talk about a simple love, which has nothing to do with others. I only meet the best you at the most beautiful time.
Please allow me to be your summer.
17. If I lend it to you, will you think about it?
18, my hero, where are you now?
19, I couldn't help unpacking a packet of spicy strips, which made me feel even worse in the middle. I looked at the name, and it turned out that Xiangtan lotus loves spicy food.
20, Valentine's Day boyfriend for rent, 20% off for beautiful women.
2 1, looking for a boyfriend, I only have one condition, I won't.
22. Pick someone to be my boyfriend.
23. When I was ordering takeout, I suddenly wanted to fall in love.
24, have a car and a house, leg disability, recruit a boyfriend to get married, and send 300,000 cash!
25, Valentine's Day boyfriend rental, for 1 yuan/time, 5 yuan/all day.
In fact, the happiest thing is that the person you like likes you more than you do.
27. I suddenly want to find a boyfriend, and then the next moment, I might as well be single.
28, I am eager to wear, I miss thousands of miles. Facing the north, I miss you, in the spring season.
29, boyfriend application card, kiss.
30. There are two conditions: first, male; Second, live.
3 1, are you still looking for a boyfriend while you are paying the Alipay bill?
32. I want to invite you to dinner in summer, not in summer, or not. Not that you're not good at it.
From now on, there is a charge for chatting with me.
34. I have been single for a long time and want to try my life together.
35. There is nothing embarrassing about wanting to fall in love. When I turn off the light, I always wonder what kind of girl I will meet.
36, Valentine's Day boyfriend rental: kissing 5 yuan/time, 20 yuan/time all day.
At this moment, I really want to hug you, but it's a pity that the mountains and rivers are too far apart in time.
38. Your baby has entered a dormant state.
I really want to find a gentle boyfriend.
40. I suddenly want to find a boyfriend. What do you suggest?
4 1, love is not the initial sweetness, but the persistence after prosperity.
42. I like it very much. I've heard enough of this song. I like it because of him, and he likes it because of her. No matter how far away we are, no matter how entangled I am and how much I miss you, I can't describe my feelings. All my pain and madness are because of you, but you can't see anything.
I hope I have the ring you are wearing on my left ring finger.
44. I want five boyfriends to give me gifts in turn.
45. I always think that I wish I had a boyfriend. You and I bite each other. If the food is different, even if it is takeaway, it is absolutely delicious.
46. When I was shopping, I saw a particularly cute couple dress and thought it would be nice to have a boyfriend. We can take photos together, walk in the street together, and then jump into his arms in case the world doesn't know that this is my boyfriend.
47. I want to fall in love and escape from the feeling of special loneliness.
To tell the truth, I also want a sweet boyfriend!
49. I listened to a favorite song, watched a favorite movie and went to a favorite restaurant. But no one can share it, only take pictures and collect it silently.
50, if you want to find someone, listen to me.
5 1, a person goes to a fast food restaurant to eat, and goes to the bathroom to have a stomachache. But when I came out, I found my plate taken away. Before I could eat my favorite chicken wings, I suddenly felt wronged and wanted to cry, and I felt ridiculous, so I had to turn around and walk out.
52. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.
53. Add some honey to make milk and double milk tea. I want to add one more you to the ordinary world.
54. Draw yourself a boyfriend.
55. In the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.
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