202 1 These stories are amazing. They are simply the best fighters.

1, listen, I'm not fat, I want to be sexy.

2. Thank you for coming into this world and hurting your friends with me for the rest of your life.

No one is pure, but society has taught them how to do evil.

There are plenty of herbs in the sea, only my sister is too lazy to look for them.

I didn't forget everything before, I just threw them in the trash can.

6. If you make a mistake, isn't it a crime? Why all the fuss?

7. What a world! I'm a brand you can't afford to wear.

8. It is enough to have an identity when necessary.

9. What is happiness and what is pain? Only a fool like you knows.

10, you are so boring. I just looked at you a few more times and boasted that I like you.

1 1, I can afford to put it down, this is my big talk.

12, little me, see through everything with secular eyes.

13, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

14, you have your hopes and I have my persistence. Don't trade your hopes for my persistence.

15, I can spoil you or change you.

16, even if nothing is like others, but the mentality must be put right.

17, I love you hopelessly. One day one third of me will be by your side, my warm bed.

18, life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; I always wear it when I live in a play.

19 I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

20. When my brain doesn't understand, I always look for donkeys.

2 1, sorry to make you laugh.

22. It is sugar that tempts me, not that I want to eat it.

23, I am curious, why trample an ant to death, it will not bleed.

I connected all my memories into a movie, only to find it was a tragedy.

25. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

26. Baidu can't even search 360 degrees. You are really a cheeky person.

27. If no one on earth wants you, you must remember that there is still me and I don't want you.

28. I have a house and a car now. The car is a bicycle and the house is rented.

29. As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself, but you have to let me wash it for you. Are you ashamed?

30. Ugly people can get married, and beautiful people are single.

3 1. Good people just have no time to do bad things.

32, local tyrants, local tyrants, don't abandon me, are we still friends?

33. I have mastered 100 ways to hurt girls, and now I only need a girlfriend.

34. Because of this world, women have a man's heart.

When you speak, don't say that you and I have nothing in common. I'm not from the earth, and I don't have the same language as you.

36. I am not omnipotent. I can't be loved by the person you like.

37. The money is yours, no matter what I am; Your face is yours, but please don't be shameless.

38. No matter how big the official is or how much money he has, the prince is still dragging his feet.

39. Go shopping after class, go to the toilet, no one to accompany, and never go.

40. Development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable.

4 1, I don't mind giving up halfway if everything becomes boring.

42. There is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.

43, long without strength, what do you take to compete with others?

44. I can only go too far, only bully, and nothing else.

45. You are not me. Why do you feel the same way?

46. I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

47. Dear, your playboy taught me to give up.

48. My sister's silence doesn't mean I don't care, and my sister's speech doesn't mean I care.

I can learn anything as long as I work hard.

50, my heart is a grave, afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

Alternative funny terms-fighter in scum, VIP in scum

1, bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

Let some people get rich first, then eliminate those who can't get rich, and finally achieve the same prosperity.

4. Men can be romantic but not obscene, and women can be romantic but not have an abortion.

Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

6. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we must fall in love and talk about the world full of love.

7. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

8. Once a diamond was forever, but now one is bankrupt.

9. If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.

10, memory is a form of meeting, and forgetting is a form of freedom.

1 1, others start from zero, and I start from negative numbers.

12, God gave us acne while giving us youth.

13, I just want to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

14, personality determines fate, and brain determines pockets.

15, shy men and women are like eating crazy roasted wings, and their faces are always red.

16 How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

17, your majesty, do you still remember Doraemon by Daming Lake 18 years ago?

18, you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

19, I am relieved to know that your life is worse than mine.

20. I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me.

2 1. Is there true love? Of course, there are many in TV series.

22. "When will you invite me to dinner?" "I'll go out and buy you a package of crispy noodles later."

23, Taiwan Province province a day not to recover, Lao tze a day but level 4.

24. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

25. I am very happy. 1.50 yuan, that's enough. Finally, we can surf the Internet again!

26. Fighter in the slag, VIp in the slag.

Great, okay?

1, the years have changed our appearance, but what remains unchanged is the scenery we walked under.

Sometimes, suddenly, I just want to start a simple trip. It won't take long, and it won't take long. A person, a bag, a road, a journey, a mood, no bondage, no fetters.

3. Time will never go backwards. Grasp every morning that belongs to you.

4. Keep a safe, indifferent, silent love and silent love.

You can not climb mountains all your life, but you must have a mountain in your heart. It keeps you climbing high, it keeps you in a direction of struggle, and it allows you to look up at any moment and see your hope.

6. No matter how much pain you have experienced, you will eventually forget it. Because nothing can beat time.

7. Sometimes, don't look at the world too lonely. Just as you will always miss some people, there will always be some people who will always miss you.

8. It is said that time flies. In fact, time is always there, but my heart is changing and my feelings are changing. People say that they can't resist time. In fact, time can't resist our impetuousness.

9. Don't pin your happiness on others. Everyone has his own life pursuit. One second he is holding your hand, and the next he may turn and walk away: no matter how sincere others are, he has no reason to take responsibility for your life. Only you can make yourself really happy.

10, no jokes, all jokes have serious elements.

1 1. Sorrow is an artificial face that looks disgusting. Since you choose to live, you have to bear some responsibilities. How can those indifferent emotions qualify to participate in the carnival of life?

12 In fact, it is a wonderful thing to be alive, not because of the beautiful scenery, but because of who you meet and who you are warm by, and then hope that one day you will become a small sun to warm others.

13, people are often the most vulnerable when they are idle, and the most awake and strong when they struggle in the abyss.

14, don't foolishly let yourself have too many ideas, your imagination will only create a problem that doesn't exist in the first place.

15. What disappoints women is not that you have no money, but that you can't see hope. Never underestimate a girl's determination to share joys and sorrows with you.

16, not everyone has a good temper. If you happen to meet someone who can tolerate you and accommodate you, please don't polish his feelings. Don't waste your life's good luck because of your childishness and willfulness.

17. Love at first sight is romantic, but it may not last long. It is hard to love for a long time, and it is even harder to be apart. Love at first sight is always related to looks, and love over time is always related to habits. The slower you fall in love with someone, the longer you love him. Love can be short-lived, but it takes time to water the truth.

18, you are the spirit in my life, and you know all my feelings.

19, is there such a person who once occupied your life, but now he feels embarrassed to say hello?

20, you can ignore my feelings, you can also squander my enthusiasm, even ignore my depression and sadness, but you have to understand that everyone's love is limited, whether for friends or lovers, if you make me feel overwhelmed, I will leave you sooner or later, and that will never come back, forever.

2 1, one of the luckiest things in life is to meet a fun person and play with yourself.

22. May you always believe in love, be free from worldly fetters, find a person who is not "will" and have a marriage called "because of love".

23. You must understand that you can't keep the person who wants to leave, you can't wake the person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch the person who doesn't love you. If he misses you, he will find you. If he wants you, he will say; If he cares about you, he will show his true feelings. If none of this had happened, he would not have bothered you.

24. What is really awesome is not how many people you know, but how many people know you when you are in trouble.

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the boys they want to marry most.

26. There is always someone who talks to you in a different tone and feels that the world has collapsed.

27. If there is fate, time and space are not distances; If there is no chance, we can't get together all day. If you are always ignored, why make yourself mean; If you don't cherish it, why maintain it?

28. When you choose your own direction and path, don't complain. Only by taking on the storm can we finally hold the rainbow sky.

When you wonder why he is hot and cold to you, he may be going through fire and water for another person.

30. People who are overly sensitive and extremely insecure like me must have a relationship. If they can't have it, I'm absolutely difficult to get along with. It is better not to love.

3 1, without economic independence, there is a lack of self-esteem; Without ideological independence, there is a lack of autonomy; Without personality independence, there is a lack of self-confidence.

32. Is it a sincere and fragile heart or vanity that hurts when you are lovelorn? Sometimes, you don't love someone as much as you think, you just can't accept that he doesn't love you.

33. When you think she is no longer as "clever and sensible" as when you first met her, when you think she is more and more "unreasonable", it means that she loves you more and more, and it also means that you don't love her more and more.

No matter how hard you try to make yourself perfect, there will always be a group of people pointing fingers behind your back. There is no need to scold anyone, and there is no need to slap anyone. They are not necessarily bad people, they just don't understand your lifestyle.

How I miss my old friend. Although new friends are good, I don't have an inclusive heart and don't want to open my heart to people. I feel very troublesome to get along with people. Although my old friends are getting farther and farther away, I can chat with them. That kind of familiarity and intimacy will make people feel sad.

These classic quotations are simply amazing, okay?

1, the years have changed our appearance, but what remains unchanged is the scenery we walked under.

Sometimes, suddenly, I just want to start a simple trip. It won't take long, and it won't take long. A person, a bag, a road, a journey, a mood, no bondage, no fetters.

3. Time will never go backwards. Grasp every morning that belongs to you.

4. Keep a safe, indifferent, silent love and silent love.

You can not climb mountains all your life, but you must have a mountain in your heart. It keeps you climbing high, it keeps you in a direction of struggle, and it allows you to look up at any moment and see your hope.

6. No matter how much pain you have experienced, you will eventually forget it. Because nothing can beat time.

7. Sometimes, don't look at the world too lonely. Just as you will always miss some people, there will always be some people who will always miss you.

8. It is said that time flies. In fact, time is always there, but my heart is changing and my feelings are changing. People say that they can't resist time. In fact, time can't resist our impetuousness.

9. Don't pin your happiness on others. Everyone has his own life pursuit. One second he is holding your hand, and the next he may turn and walk away: no matter how sincere others are, he has no reason to take responsibility for your life. Only you can make yourself really happy.

10, no jokes, all jokes have serious elements.

1 1. Sorrow is an artificial face that looks disgusting. Since you choose to live, you have to bear some responsibilities. How can those indifferent emotions qualify to participate in the carnival of life?

12 In fact, it is a wonderful thing to be alive, not because of the beautiful scenery, but because of who you meet and who you are warm by, and then hope that one day you will become a small sun to warm others.

13, people are often the most vulnerable when they are idle, and the most awake and strong when they struggle in the abyss.

14, don't foolishly let yourself have too many ideas, your imagination will only create a problem that doesn't exist in the first place.

15. What disappoints women is not that you have no money, but that you can't see hope. Never underestimate a girl's determination to share joys and sorrows with you.

16, not everyone has a good temper. If you happen to meet someone who can tolerate you and accommodate you, please don't polish his feelings. Don't waste your life's good luck because of your childishness and willfulness.

17. Love at first sight is romantic, but it may not last long. It is hard to love for a long time, and it is even harder to be apart. Love at first sight is always related to looks, and love over time is always related to habits. The slower you fall in love with someone, the longer you love him. Love can be short-lived, but it takes time to water the truth.

18, you are the spirit in my life, and you know all my feelings.

19, is there such a person who once occupied your life, but now he feels embarrassed to say hello?

20, you can ignore my feelings, you can also squander my enthusiasm, even ignore my depression and sadness, but you have to understand that everyone's love is limited, whether for friends or lovers, if you make me feel overwhelmed, I will leave you sooner or later, and that will never come back, forever.

2 1, one of the luckiest things in life is to meet a fun person and play with yourself.

22. May you always believe in love, be free from worldly fetters, find a person who is not "will" and have a marriage called "because of love".

23. You must understand that you can't keep the person who wants to leave, you can't wake the person who pretends to sleep, and you can't touch the person who doesn't love you. If he misses you, he will find you. If he wants you, he will say; If he cares about you, he will show his true feelings. If none of this had happened, he would not have bothered you.

24. What is really awesome is not how many people you know, but how many people know you when you are in trouble.

It is said that those girls who have been single for a long time have gradually become the boys they want to marry most.

26. There is always someone who talks to you in a different tone and feels that the world has collapsed.

27. If there is fate, time and space are not distances; If there is no chance, we can't get together all day. If you are always ignored, why make yourself mean; If you don't cherish it, why maintain it?

28. When you choose your own direction and path, don't complain. Only by taking on the storm can we finally hold the rainbow sky.

When you wonder why he is hot and cold to you, he may be going through fire and water for another person.

30. People who are overly sensitive and extremely insecure like me must have a relationship. If they can't have it, I'm absolutely difficult to get along with. It is better not to love.

3 1, without economic independence, there is a lack of self-esteem; Without ideological independence, there is a lack of autonomy; Without personality independence, there is a lack of self-confidence.

32. Is it a sincere and fragile heart or vanity that hurts when you are lovelorn? Sometimes, you don't love someone as much as you think, you just can't accept that he doesn't love you.

33. When you think she is no longer as "clever and sensible" as when you first met her, when you think she is more and more "unreasonable", it means that she loves you more and more, and it also means that you don't love her more and more.

No matter how hard you try to make yourself perfect, there will always be a group of people pointing fingers behind your back. There is no need to scold anyone, and there is no need to slap anyone. They are not necessarily bad people, they just don't understand your lifestyle.

How I miss my old friend. Although new friends are good, I don't have an inclusive heart and don't want to open my heart to people. I feel very troublesome to get along with people. Although my old friends are getting farther and farther away, I can chat with them. That kind of familiarity and intimacy will make people feel sad.