Talk about a selection of 78 sentences that are rustic and funny.

1, I just want to be a little devil, fearless, and just want to be surrendered by you.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes, and my mother says Russia can't walk.

I made a girlfriend recently, but I didn't expect her family to disagree, especially her husband. What a difficult start!

5. You can't get many things just by saying you like them, such as me.

6, growth is when you are sad, oil and salt don't enter, tea and rice don't think, now you can go to the kitchen to make noodles for yourself while crying, don't forget to add two poached eggs.

7. I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

8, familiar with 300 love poems, invincible all over the world.

9. I don't have as many firecrackers as you think at night.

10, for the rest of your life, you wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

1 1. Be my boyfriend and I will protect you from my other boyfriends.

12, don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

13 Unlike you morning runners, I tried my best just sitting in bed.

14, I was born in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

15, a simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

16. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

17, do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman.

18, you always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

19, chopsticks can't be lifted, but sheets can't get out.

20. Write your name on the cigarette, breathe it into your lungs, and keep you closest to my heart.

2 1, what time is it? (12) No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

22. Guess where my heart is? To the left. Wrong, on your side.

23, you have the face to lie, how dare I not believe it?

24, the boy you like, coquetry is really cute.

25. Besides you, I am nine years old and you are three years old.

26. I want to buy something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.

27. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

28. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

29. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

30. I hope you can smash a bag of snacks in my face for such a simple and rude friendship.

3 1. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

I want to plant strawberries all over your neck and declare to the world that you are mine.

33. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

34, study and study, why do you want to take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

35. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

Don't argue with a fool, or others will not know who is a fool.

37. Falling in love is not so easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

38. Hello: Lend me your daughter for one year, and I'll pay you back one big and one small next year.

39. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you've been running around in my head all day!"

40. I can cook various instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

4 1, "I don't think you are suitable for dating" "Why?" "Suitable for marriage."

42. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

43. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cakes, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

44. I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

45. I may not be able to carry a hundred Jin of stones, but if it's a hundred Jin of money, I promise to pick it up and run.

46. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

47. From now on, I can only call you you, because you are in my heart.

48, my love for you, like a tractor up the hill, vigorous. ...

49. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"

50. They are all babies. Why should I let you go?

5 1, when you meet unreasonable people, you can respond with white eyes and try not to talk.

52. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set."

53. Do you smell anything? Don't! Why is the air sweet when it comes out?

54. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"

55. Did you ask about the smell of burning? That's my heart burning.

56. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

As long as I eat fast enough, fat can't catch up with me.

58. The little match girl finished the last match, but she didn't light the cigarette in her mouth at last.

59. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

60. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

6 1. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

62. Are you nearsighted? (Not nearsighted) Then why can't you see that I like you?

63. I only allow you to be in my heart in my life. Deer always bump into you, which is good.

64. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

65. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

67. My outlook on life: Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.

68. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

69. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.

70. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep.

7 1, I am so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me a pair of skillful hands, I could have made myself so beautiful.

72. "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"

73. How can we have the ability to take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my mood.

74. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.

75. Don't go, I can't bear to part with it. Can you give me money for a small pudding?

76. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

77. I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

78. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it!