Interesting phrase

1. When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

2. Dead vines, old trees, faint crows, air-conditioned wifi watermelons, and the same Ge You sofa, which I put aside at sunset.

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You still have to dream, or you will tell others when you are drunk.

4. Senior three went to the bank to get a card, and the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I fill in is: rectangle.

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Salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

6. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

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7. When you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself that nothing is wrong. You may be dead.

8. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

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9. People say that I have a bad temper, like joking, good-looking face and good temper. It doesn't matter.

10. Looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the qq group administrator.

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1 1. The only thing I can put down now is chopsticks. I can't get out of bed when I go in.

12. Sometimes two people who are chatting happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face.

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13. Do you feel that someone who often doesn't talk to you suddenly misses you? I'm telling you, it's purely borrowing money.

14. I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

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15. Don't ask me how I'm doing. You are not without my Alipay.

16. The most affectionate eyes in my life are dedicated to the mobile phone screen.

20 humorous sentences about mood phrases, each of which makes people laugh!

17. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, with heavy dark circles and poor skin.

18. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

20 humorous sentences about mood phrases, each of which makes people laugh!

19. After getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up. These idiots came to a sentence: that's not makeup, it's transformation.

20. As long as the courier is still on the way, I think there is still a little hope in this life.