There was a sketch before~~~~Help me think about it~~~

The name of the sketch is "Huang Shiren and Yang Bailao"

The lines are as follows:

Director: Let me introduce myself to everyone. I am a Director, in order to promote patriotic education, our theater has re-rehearsed "The White-Haired Girl", but it is really difficult to rehearse now. The rehearsal funds are all borrowed, and the actors have all gone into business, so what else can they think about? Rehearsal, no, I, the director, have been here for a long time, and the actors are still not there.

Yang appears

Yang: Director, director, I (burp)...I'm here.

Director: Why did you just arrive?

Yang: I just arrived at the door and had a meal.

Director: Are the roles clear?

Yang: It’s clear. I play Yang Bailao.

Director: Then... where is Huang Shiren?

Yang: Huang Shiren, you are paying for me later.

Director: You...

Yang: Uh, don't worry, I'll call him right away, Huang Shiren, Huang Shiren, oh, Huang Shiren

Huang appears

Huang: Hey, it’s coming, it’s coming. Manager Li, were you satisfied with the meal just now?

Yang: Not bad.

Huang: Oh, look, when will the hundreds of thousands that your company owes our company be paid back?

Yang: Just paying back the money doesn’t mean anything else.

Huang: I'll give you a 5% rebate.

Yang: I don’t have money now. I’ll talk about it when I have money. I’ve been nagging about this all day long. Humph

Huang: Have you noticed that the world is reversed now? The uncle is the one who owes the debt, and I, the one who owes the debt, have become my grandson.

Director: Oh, you two are here.

Yang Huang: Here we come.

Director: I have to say a few words before rehearsing the play.

Yang Huang: You say

Director: I don’t care what you two are doing outside. We have to be serious when rehearsing. Come, change your clothes.

Huang: I have changed everything, director.

Director: We still rehearse this scene today. On New Year's Eve, Huang Shiren forced Yang Bailao to take Xi'er to pay off his debt.

Yang: Did you hear that? The debt issue is a legacy of history.

Huang: Oh, Manager Li, those are two different things. If these hundreds of thousands are not returned to our company, our company will go bankrupt. For the sake of my brothers who have been here for many years, I I bow to you.

Manager Li...

Director: Hey...Why is Huang Shiren bowing to Yang Bailao?

Huang: Ah... uh, let me tell him about the drama.

Director: Uh, let’s talk about the show, come on, come on, take a good position.

Huang: Ah, director, I'm over here.

Director: Huang Shiren, you are over here. Hey, get ready.

Guide: Preparation.. Begin!

Huang: Yang Bailao, have you thought about it? Today is New Year's Eve, and our debts can't be delayed any longer.

Guide: Stop! I said Huang Shiren, why are you looking so sad?

Huang: He deserves my money, can I not worry about it?

Guide: You are a landlord, and when you press for debt, you must highlight the word "ruthless".

Huang: Highlight the word ruthless!

Director: Hey.

Huang:, I, yes, highlight the word ruthless.

Director: Get ready, start

Huang: Yang Bailao, have you thought about it? It’s New Year’s Eve today, and our debts can’t be delayed any longer.

Yang: Oh, quite cruel. The young master's house was closed for more than ten days due to heavy snowfall. There was no rice or materials at home, and he couldn't open the pot for several days.

Huang: Oh, Yang Bailao, what is there to say about repaying debts? I beg you, I beg you.

Guide: Stop! I see why this play is a bit awkward.

Huang: Oh, director, I was so excited that I knelt down.

Director: Well, let me tell you, it should be Yang Bailao who knelt down for Huang Shiren.

Yang: What, I knelt down for him, why?

Director: You owe him money, so you have to kneel down to him.

Yang: I owe him money, so I have to kneel down to him? There is no such company.

Guide: If I ask you to kneel, just kneel.

Huang: Kneel!

Yang: The young master’s house has been closed due to heavy snowfall for more than ten days. The house has no rice or materials, and has been unable to open the pot for several days (burping).

Huang: Director, do you smell it? A full belly of fresh seafood. The meal I treated him to cost me more than 4,000 yuan, and he bought me two bottles of XO alone

Director: Huh? !

Yang: Huang Shiren, don’t eat your meal and keep talking about it.

Huang: I won’t talk about it, and you won’t pay back the money!

Director: Oh, rehearse.

Yang: The young master's house has been closed due to heavy snow for more than ten days. There is no rice or materials at home, and we can't open the pot for several days.

Huang: Yang Bailao, what's the point of paying back debts? What you said

Yang: Young Master, I really don’t have any money.

Huang: You’re just crying out of poverty. You deceived me, caused great harm to others, and even planned to take kickbacks from me. I wish I could kick you to death.

Yang: Director, he added the lyrics.

Huang: Hey, director, this is the subtext of Huang Shiren’s heart.

Director: But subtext and kickbacks are too incompatible.

Huang: You don’t understand, this Yang Bailao just wants to get kickbacks.

Director: OK. Huang Shiren's feeling was found. At this moment, Huang Shiren wanted to press for debts and then seize his daughter.

Huang: How dare I take over his daughter? If he could pay me back the money, I would rather give him my daughter.

Director: What a mess, rehearsal.

Yang: Hey, Young Master, I really don’t have any money.

Director: If you don’t have money, you can use my daughter to pay off the debt.

Yang: Hahaha

Yang: Director, I won’t arrange it anymore. Me

Director: Let me tell you about the play, this New Year’s Eve.

Huang: This is New Year’s Eve.

Guide: You go to Yang Bailao’s house to collect debts.

Huang: I went to Yang Bailao’s house to collect debts.

Director: Yes, I found his young and beautiful daughter.

Huang: I found his young and beautiful woman..., director, she was his personal secretary.

Director: What a mess, after you discovered his daughter, you then wanted to occupy her.

Huang: She is also dominating, she looks straight at me with her eyes. This Yang Bailao, in order not to pay back the money, set up a beauty trap for me

Yang: Huang Turen, don’t insult our company’s public relations image

Huang: Ah, bah, give up the public relations image , your publicist keeps the young man at home and lets the women out to work

Director: Oops, rehearsing a play.

Yang: Young Master, I really have no money.

Huang: If you have no money, you can use Xi'er to pay off the debt.

Yang: Xi'er is my lifeblood, just show mercy

Huang: I pointed out the Yangguan Road for you, but if you don't leave, come on, come on, as long as you are here Put your fingerprint on this document, and our account will be checked... Oh, I'm stupid, director,

Director: What's wrong with you

Huang: If you want to If I ask him to sign a letter for me, this guy won’t dare to pretend to be a grandson to me.

Director: What’s going on between you two?

Huang: Their company owed our company hundreds of thousands. We treated him to guests and gave him gifts, but he refused to pay back the money.

Yang: Huang Shiren, don’t talk about us. Now that company doesn’t owe money, that company is not owed money.

Director: Yes, it is indeed a social problem. He owes you. , what I owe him is this spiral account

Huang: Then, our family can’t suffer a loss

Yang: Director, are you still filming

Director: Okay, let’s rehearse the show

Yang: My young master, I really don’t have any money

Huang: If you continue to cry about how poor you are, I will slap Yang today

Yang: You hit me?

Huang: No, no, this is not me beating you, this is Huang Shiren beating you

Yang: No one can beat you, your hundreds of thousands are gone.

Huang: Director, this slap is worth hundreds of thousands, director

Director: This is rehearsing a play

Yang: You can’t hit people during rehearsing.

Director: I am the director

Yang: I am the manager

Director: Fight!

Yang: Dare!

Huang: (Singing) Snowstorm

Director: Yang Bailao, look, you forced Huang Shiren. Okay, didn't you say that whoever owes money is the grandfather? Today I am also addicted to the grandfather.

Huang: Director, you also have a debt relationship with him.

Director: Ask him

Yang: Oops, I forgot, forgot, director, you are my grandpa, oh no, you are my grandma, (singing) you She's my own grandma

Director: Yang Bailao, let me tell you, the hundreds of thousands our theater borrowed from your company were just to film this play. If this play can't be performed, I won't have any money. I'll give it back to you

Huang: Director, I won't shoot this scene any more

Yang: Ouch, Huang Shiren, Mr. Huang Shiren, you can do whatever you want.

Huang: What about hundreds of thousands?

Yang: Not bad at all

Huang: Kickback?

Yang: Ouch, I don’t want any of it, that’s all.

Huang: I have to give him a written certificate secretly.

Director: OK, eliminate all distractions and continue rehearsing. Prepare, start

Huang: Yang Bailao, have you thought about it? It's New Year's Eve today, and our debt can't be delayed any longer.

Yang: The young master’s house has been closed due to heavy snow for more than ten days, and the family can’t even open the fire.

Huang: Yang Bailao, what is there to say about repaying debts?

Yang: Young Master, I really have no money.

Huang: If you don’t have money, you can use Xi’er to pay off the debt.

Yang: Xi'er is my lifeblood, just show mercy

Huang: I pointed out the Yangguan Road for you, if you don't leave, come, come, come, as long as you Put your fingerprint on this document, and our account will be wiped out

Yang: I have no choice but this

Huang: I will go to court and sue him.