Cold talk about humor in WeChat Moments

Some humorous remarks about coldness and sentences to post on WeChat Moments:

1. I really envy those with short legs. The quilt can at least cover their feet in cold weather.

2. Cold is just one word. I only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

3. It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

4. If I don’t reply to your message, I’m not being cold, I’m being cold-hearted.

5. When the weather gets cold, you need to make more money, because winter clothes are more expensive than summer clothes.

6. It’s getting cold, Yue Lao, did you use my red thread to knit a sweater?

7. The most embarrassing thing in the whole winter was the hand that stretched out from the bed to play with the mobile phone.

8. When the weather gets cold, remember to wear less clothes and drink more cold water. Only when you catch a cold will I have a chance to care about you.

9. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. It was not until I was frozen like a dog today that I understood that the promise of beauty is too young.

10. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

11. It’s cold. If your wife hugs your wife, if your husband hugs your husband, if you don’t have a partner, wear more clothes.

12. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being so cold.

13. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

14. This winter is very cold. Some of you keep warm while I put it in my pocket.

15. On such a cold day, let alone going out to see you, even if you are willing to reach out and type a message back to you, it can be considered true love.

16. There is a kind of longing that screams, looking through the autumn water, and a kind of cold that screams, forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

17. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

18. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

19. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to "cold hands and feet" to me.

20. The weather is getting cold. The wind knows the sound of falling flowers. The heart knows the feeling of longing. The winter temperature is getting colder. You know my blessings. There are no gorgeous words. I just want to be in the cold weather. I send you warm blessings in winter.