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Tell me your last name and Ren Ziqi's composition.

My name is Yan Shunsheng, and I am a boy. This "Yan" was handed down by my ancestors. My grandfather's surname is Yan, my father's surname is Yan, and of course my surname is Yan. These two words "Shun" and "Sheng", I asked my grandmother if there was any history.

When I was born, my grandmother delivered my baby. When my mother and grandmother saw that I was a boy, my mother named me "Yan Shun". Shun used to be the name of an emperor, and my mother meant to make me look like an emperor in the future. Grandma thinks that people are vying to be an official now, and the emperor has long been out of date, so grandma gave me such a name "Shunsheng", which means a smooth life, while the word "Sheng" means a victorious life. Mom said that there are too many strokes in the names, which are easy to be confused, but grandma said that there are not many strokes in the names of officials now. Grandma means that the more strokes, the bigger the official. This is the origin of my name.

I go to school because I am fat for nothing, so many students call me "piggy" and say that I look like "piggy". Maybe I'm a "little pig" who likes sleeping and doesn't work now, but I believe that one day, I will definitely become a "big cow" who loves working and contributes to farmers.

There are also many adults who jokingly call me "eyes" (Cantonese). Speaking of this name, it's not very promising. It must be stupid when you grow up. My mother told me that Yan Shunsheng didn't even have to work, so he just became the "chairman". I understand what my mother said. From now on, I will study hard and be a useful person to society when I grow up.