Irony, hypocrisy, classic irony, gnawing at the old.

1, I am drunk, too. Every night when I wake up, I have nothing to say.

2. The newspaper office has a hard time! I can't draw a picture of the adjustment effect, and I don't understand the theoretical knowledge. The first draft of 2000 words is due next Thursday. The dormitory is not alone, and I was woken up twice when I went to bed at noon! In a word, I feel restless.

The most angry thing is that I was woken up just after a sleep. I am very angry. I want to poke your navel with chopsticks.

4. I can finally sleep and wake up naturally. Please don't disturb my sleep tomorrow, because if you wake up after three nights, you will be very angry, hahaha! Good night ~.

On rainy days, the mobile phone alarm clock keeps ringing. I'll talk about you first and my dad will talk about you first. Nobody wants to move. Finally, I was awakened by the bear and sat up at once. I didn't get angry or laugh when I got up. I walked away to take a bath, and the bear shouted behind me, "Mom, why don't you want your teddy bear?" Then I'll let him sleep in.

6. At night, the little guy kept tossing and turning when he slept, gnashing his teeth, and began to sleep after waking up. Baidu looked at the cause of grinding teeth and was ready to see the baby around him. I can't sleep when I wake up. I think about my present road, thinking about myself, and I can't sleep. Try to do something.

7. There are a group of grandfathers and grandmothers downstairs, who start to dance square dance before 6 o'clock every day. The radio is so loud that everyone on my 12 floor is drunk that I can wake up without setting an alarm clock. Ah, these people are too lazy to care whether others sleep or not.

8. Good is really poisonous. When she woke up, she told her that I had gone to bed at 940. As a result, I sent another message after two o'clock. If I didn't sleep well for two nights and didn't wake up last night, I really want to! One day.

9. It's hard to turn off your cell phone after going to bed. I was awakened by going to bed early, and my heart has been full all day.

10, the wind outside the window is blowing hard, which sounds a little scary. For this 8 o'clock sleep, I spent the old age of my life, and I really woke up.

1 1. I am the one who wakes up every morning when there is noise. I am a person who needs a nap very much to catch up on sleep. I am the kind of person who has a nap and finds it difficult to fall asleep early at night.

12, I thought I was going to get up. I was so angry. Later, I found out that I am a truly tolerant person. When I wake up, I can help others set the time.

Satire, hypocrisy, talk about pictures

13, I woke up from my sleep and went out alone. This feeling of loneliness is good.

14, okay, that's it. Go to sleep. I hope to defeat my demon tonight. Get some sleep. I was woken up last night, but I couldn't move Mr Xu. Then I fell asleep holding him.

15, I am the one who wakes up every morning when there is a noise. I am a person who needs a nap very much to catch up on sleep. I am the kind of person who has a nap and finds it difficult to fall asleep early at night.

16. After going to bed, it's hard to turn off your cell phone. I was awakened by going to bed early, and my heart has been full all day.

17, I thought I was going to get up, and I was so angry. Later, I found out that I am a truly tolerant person. When I wake up, I can help others set the time.

18 I should go to bed. I want to ask questions tomorrow. Oh, by the way, someone asked me, but I haven't memorized it yet.

19, I didn't close the curtain last night, and I was stung by the moonlight and woke up in the middle of the night. I want to lose my temper when I wake up When I wake up, I want to quietly close the curtains and fall asleep with anger.

I didn't close the curtains last night, but I was stung by the moonlight and woke up in the middle of the night. I want to lose my temper when I wake up When I wake up, I want to quietly close the curtains and fall asleep with anger.

2 1, woke up from a nightmare last night. I'm fine, but Wang Er heard my crying and jumped out of bed and ran to the end of the bed. The cat was awakened, too, and kept meowing. So only when the owner of the nightmare told me to lie down and sleep did I feel their hatred for me.

22. The people above don't know who it is. Super evil. I don't know if the iron plate is loose or dropped. The wind is so strong that he can't sleep at night. Every time he falls asleep, he wakes up with a start. His selfish and evil man is dead.

23. I was drunk, too. Every night when I wake up, I have nothing to say.

24. The wind outside the window is blowing hard, which sounds a little scary. For this 8 o'clock sleep, I spent the old age of my life, and I really woke up.

Satire, hypocrisy, talk about pictures

I feel very uncomfortable when I wake up every morning. Now the construction sounds like thunder. I was angry in bed for half an hour before I remembered.

26. have a good sleep I hope I didn't have strange dreams. I hope I didn't wake you. I hope you do the same.

27. Go to bed at 4 am. I woke up at 8: 45. Get up at 9: 30, wash, go downstairs for breakfast, go to Dangyang to do business, come back at 5 pm, and arrive in Yichang around 6 pm. The leader asked me to work overtime. Now I don't even eat dinner or work overtime. I haven't run for a long time. Whenever I am busy, I will go running by the river. No matter how busy you are, there is no reason not to exercise.

28. Have you ever seen such a guy? I was sleeping in my room, and an idiot shouted all the way from the outside. You slept in, went to bed, asked if you slept, woke up in a daze, asked what you wanted, and then began to give me how to put my science security card ... I did it! Angry, I jumped up and went out to sleep in someone else's house. My mother has a headache now, and she is anxious about getting dark all the way.

29. Sleeping is toxic, my throat is too dry, I wake up when I am too hot, I wake up when I am too cold, my legs are numb, I wake up when I am hungry, I wake up when I pee, I wake up when I have a dream, I wake up when I am very happy and excited, I wake up when I have a nightmare, I wake up when I shake my mobile phone, my head is swollen when I wake up, my eyes hurt when I sleep, I don't know why I wake up when I sleep, and I generally can't sleep all night. The world is peaceful and comfortable.

Nothing is more painful than being woken up. Control your temper.

3 1, the most angry thing is that I woke up just after a sleep. I am very angry. I want to poke your navel with chopsticks.

32. Newspapers are having a hard time! I can't draw a picture of the adjustment effect, and I don't understand the theoretical knowledge. The first draft of 2000 words is due next Thursday. The dormitory is not alone, and I was woken up twice when I went to bed at noon! In a word, I feel restless.

33. I can finally sleep and wake up naturally. Please don't disturb my sleep tomorrow, because if you wake up after three nights, you will be very angry, hahaha! Good night ~.

34. Your encephalitis is accompanied by a cough, and it is a terrible thing to suddenly lose your breath in the middle of the night. I never turn off the bell when I sleep, so half of the people who sleep are still complaining about themselves silently. I have troubles, too. I don't know how to mention them. Who should I give them to in advance? Because I'm lonely.

Damn it, I didn't go to bed until 6 o'clock in the morning. Now I have been woken up five times. I don't want anyone to sleep.

36.have a good sleep. I hope I didn't have strange dreams. I hope I didn't wake you. I hope you do the same.

A silent sarcastic conversation.

37. All right, that's it. Go to sleep. I hope to defeat my demon tonight. Get some sleep. I was woken up last night, but I couldn't move Mr Xu. Then I fell asleep holding him.

This is a very suitable day for sleeping, but I was awakened early in the morning, and I was completely awake.

I think I'm going to have a nervous breakdown Our neighbors must change. The basic movements are not the same as before. Come back at midnight every day for the last month. I slept very lightly and was woken up every time. Sometimes I'm afraid to wake up. If you are late, you can come back gently and pay attention to quality.

I didn't sleep well at home during the summer vacation, so I have no family status. I didn't even think about whether I would be woken up if I wanted to do something. I am very upset and want to go out to sleep.

4 1, the public light next to the elevator is on to give an alarm. I don't know why, but I'm going to bed. Don't be awakened.

42. The public light next to the elevator is on the alarm. I don't know why, but I'm going to bed. Don't be awakened.

I wonder if I can sleep in another way next time. Getting up early makes me work so hard.

I wonder if I can sleep in another way next time. Getting up early makes me work so hard.

45. The fire in the building, lightning and the loud bang across the street really scared the baby to death. I lay down and slept, woke up, and quickly took my clothes bag and prepared to go downstairs. My poor heart can hardly stand it, sobbing and sobbing. I almost cried when I saw the big scene for the first time. I think I live all the time and miss my parents.

46. Time is running out ... Don't just think, dwarf ... I slept strangely after drinking, but I woke up at 6 o'clock ... I woke up in bed and thought it was payday. I'm in a bad mood. Or I didn't do anything last month. I don't feel anything … lazy cancer can't be cured … there is really no hope without treatment.

I have a strong feeling that my sleep will be awakened now. The goddess didn't finish. Ann hasn't told me since her date.

48. Before 7 o'clock every morning, I am awakened by the sound of going upstairs. However, my breathing is destroyed by "waking up" day after day. I have to get up, wash my face and make breakfast. At night, the sound of walking reminds me to go to bed. Helpless life should also be surrounded by smiles.