Send 82 humorous sentences in a circle of friends

I will marry you if you are willful again.

3, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!

4, I don't know what to do, falling in love will die.

I want to stay with you and infect you with stupidity.

6. Give you two choices: eat shit or be like me.

7. If you are obedient, I will give you a meme.

8. I am just unreasonable unless my husband hugs me.

9. The so-called natural awakening is actually being awakened by urine.

10, it is polite to give you face, and it is reasonable not to give you face.

1 1. Life is a play, and being angry with dogs is meaningless.

12, what do you mean? I'm shameless at all.

13, maybe I ate too much salt, and I always miss you when I am free.

14, I can't bear the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.

15, sincerely like a child; As warm as the sunset.

16, I want to be your heart, at least if I don't jump, you will die.

17, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

18, the dream was eaten by a dog and then lived like a dog.

19, if you don't care, how can you have so many emotions?

20. I'm not a customer service person, so you have no right to let my sister answer this and that.

2 1, I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

22. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

23. Every wonderful life has a 2B youth.

24. The three most important things in life are that you want to sleep and you want to sleep.

Don't you know, he is my favorite pig.

26. How to transfer the money in my brain to the bank card online? Urgent!

27. I only have eyes for you, and your big face keeps me from seeing others.

28. Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't even talk to me in class.

29. I really envy someone else on your list. Why is my list only pigs?

30. Teacher, I wish you as many years as you give me.

3 1, it is cold. Hug the pillow if you have a date.

32. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

Ghosts are very afraid of death, because when they die, they will become people.

34. There is no lack of happiness in the world, but a lack of eyes to find happiness.

35. Dear aunt, pay me back. How many packs of sanitary napkins have you used?

36. What you can't put down is chopsticks, but what you can't get out is the bed.

37. Later, I finally realized that the most precious feelings were never held in the palm of my hand.

I found what I said very valuable when I paid the phone bill.

39. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

40. You know that urban routines are deep, but you don't know that rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are more complicated.

4 1, well, it's really a very gentle word, like touching your little head.

42. If you can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.

43. Ruthless, I licked my fingers and cried.

44. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

45. This summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, and going out feels like death.

46. My mother asked me why I didn't tidy my room. I am joking, but I am a beautiful woman in a messy room.

47. I found that myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see money when I open my wallet.

48. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are many things in my heart, and it is not good to lose weight.

49. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

50. Be my boyfriend, and I will protect you from my other boyfriends.

5 1. After the sports meeting, some people won the rankings, while others became expression packs.

You like me very much, but you don't know me. If you know me, you must love me to death.

53. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

55. I took part in a pigeon racing yesterday. As a result, I went alone during the game.

56. If the heart is like the sea, what else in life will make you lose your smile?

57. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

58. This sunshine is really unrestrained. When you see me go out, jump on me and put your arm around me. Let go.

59. The two main reasons why I can't finish my homework are sitting beside me with my mobile phone in my hand.

60. I know very well that you are going to be mentally retarded and get out of hand, but I really want to see it.

6 1, the girl who marries you in the future, I must touch her wedding dress and say something really embarrassing.

62. If you study, you will learn something. Why do you want to take the exam? How can there be no trust between people?

My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much and spending too much.

64. Come and tell me if you like me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

65. Young people should never lose heart because of a math class. You are not alone in this issue.

66. I want to fall in love recently, but there is nothing good about it. No, no, I want to give up this idea.

67. I'm the kind of person who lets bygones be bygones if others treat me better.

68. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

69. I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold and my nose was running with laughter.

70. God is fair. When giving happiness to others, it will also make you blind and afraid that you will feel uncomfortable.

7 1, in the journey of life, we must learn to save ourselves, so that we can move forward bravely in adversity.

72. I may not be able to carry a hundred Jin of stones, but if it's a hundred Jin of money, I promise to pick it up and run.

Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

Homework is a loyal "fox" sent by the teacher, which takes away our time.

75. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that this page is not written and that page is not written.

76. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

77. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself. Are you cute, charming and perfect to make others jealous?

When I finally saw all the seas, I found that all the seas looked the same without you.

As a junior high school student, my family often suspects that I am in love. I just want to say seven words to them about this matter: you overestimate me.

80. Actually, I don't have procrastination. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

No one will make us better and better, time is just a foil. What supports us to become better and better is our own advanced talent, cultivation, conduct, and constant reflection and revision.

82. I have thought about all the difficulties and obstacles in the future. I thought about it for many days, thinking that the whole person was sneaking around. At this moment, I still can't help but tell you impulsively: I just want to spend my life with you.