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Personality signature of weight loss

1, the key to losing weight is hunger, exercise is the most useless, and at most it is assistance. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

Please remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind he is, he is just a good fat man.

It's not that easy to lose weight, everyone has his size.

4, it is said that the standard of a good girlfriend: 40 pounds lighter than a boyfriend, have you reached it?

5, I want to lose weight, brave rose, no food, no water, no way out.

6, obesity is the pain of breathing, it flows back and forth in the blood, regret not losing weight will hurt, hate not dieting will hurt, want to be thin can not be thin the most painful.

7, fat people are always ignored by people who care about them, it will be very sad, and even more sad is that you have to pretend not to care.

8. Beautiful clothes in the mall. Don't you want to wear it?

9. How can people who can't even control their own weight control their own lives?

10, youth is only once, and we can't waste it! We should have gorgeous youth!

1 1, love makes people numb, marriage makes people numb. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate Even if you don't have to spend money on chocolate, losing weight still costs money.

12, a person can't even control his appetite. What's the difference with animals?

13 in fact, at the moment when you want to give up, tell yourself to persist, persist, and it will pass.

14, when it comes to wanting to invest, the word "losing weight" is quite distracting.

15, if you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

16, no more hair before losing weight!

17. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

18, no matter how thin, as long as the rebound is not controlled, it is absolutely successful!

19, it has been painful for some days, don't let those efforts be in vain!

20. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? Do you have the face to eat? Don't you feel sick? Do you want to save face? Do you still want to surprise those who look down on you?

2 1, dare not show your teeth when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!

Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.

23. In spring, honey is the most ideal healthy drink. Drinking a cup every morning and evening can not only relax the bowels, but also prevent colds and eliminate toxins in the body. People who lose weight should not eat more.

24. When you want to let go, tell yourself to hold on for a while, hold on for a while, and it will pass.

25, even if you die, the coffin is bigger than others, but also customized, or lose weight, to lose weight in the end!

26. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

27. Losing weight is something that everyone can do. As long as I firmly believe that I can become more beautiful, I will definitely lose weight.

28. Beauty is a must regardless of age. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in their twenties. You should know how picky this society is about women. Be thin and don't think too much.

29. Is it like watching a boy you like be taken away by a girl you hate?

30. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

3 1, do you know why those thin people are thinner than you! Because when she advised you to eat something to take care of your health, she made an excuse to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic!

32. The saddest thing is that the figure is very thin, the face is full, and there is wood.

If you say you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

34, women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women!

35. I am thinner than you! Work harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly

Being single doesn't mean you can't love. Most of the reason is that you are too fat. Now start fighting fat, get rid of all the fat, and stick to losing weight!

37. Women who weigh three figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself!

38, a fat man with a boyfriend! Your boyfriend won't want you if you are fat again! Think of him calling you fat and cute! Your figure is just real! You have no brain or anything! Your boyfriend wants170 cm 200 j. Don't you look cute?

39. Growth is a painful period, and reckless period is called youth! People lose weight, waist and ass, why do they have to start with brain cells?

40, love to eat more, eat less, what can I do, can I die?

4 1, a woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die?

42. Since impotence and lung cancer are both labeled on cigarette cases, why not label diabetes and fat paper on chocolate?

43. I told them that I want to lose weight, and they all said, you are so thin, what do you want to lose?

Please keep this mark and control it. What can you do if you eat less? Will you die? They have the capital to eat! And you fat bastard, when you don't lose weight, you have to starve! If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!

45. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you are afraid of too much pain, don't start.

46. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.

47, a fat man without a boyfriend! Why don't you have a boyfriend? Who wants you like this? Men from the Appearance Association are everywhere now! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a clam? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?

48. What is impossible for a person who can control his weight?

49. Eat? Are you qualified to eat?

50. If you regret eating it, don't eat it or make a decision that you regret.

5 1. Prove your potential: Can you lose weight? What can't you do?

52. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

53. Since all cigarette cases are marked with lung cancer, why not use dead fat paper to mark chocolate?

54. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

55. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?

56. If you are fatter, your boyfriend won't want you!

57, you are already a fat man who fell through the dirt of the air suit!

58. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

If a woman can't control her weight, how can she control her life?

60. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you are afraid of too much pain, don't start.

6 1, whose hometown, said there was a timid puppy barking, whose moon, said there was the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon when losing weight, whose color, said there was something unique that others could not see, dear, thank you for giving me the truest you.

62. Seeing that beautiful women are alive and well, why?

63. I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.

64. You should refuel yourself. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.

65. Every time I am full and have nothing to do, I think of the serious matter of losing weight.

66. Happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

67. If you feel beautiful, share it with your friends and let them see it. Your sharing is our source power.

68. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

69. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

70. Beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? Listen to others, wow, you are so beautiful! It's so beautiful.

7 1, if you want to be thin, you must pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.

People have gained more meat these days. At the age of 20, Gan Kun was covered in meat. With the sky and thick soil in Huang Chengcheng as evidence, I am willing to exchange my 20 Jin of meat for the good weather in China this year!

73. Why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat, or what?

It's not that I don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong.

75. I like to stuff my thick legs into my fat pants every day.

76. Happiness is to find someone who makes you desperately want to lose weight for him, but that person always pats your head and says, eat more and don't be hungry.

77. When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

78. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

79. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a delicious mouth.

80. People who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.

8 1, impossible! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

82. Not eating is physical torture, and eating is mental torture.

83. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. If you don't hesitate, you will die

85. If you want to be a good woman, you must first starve yourself, starve yourself, starve yourself, starve yourself, starve yourself, starve yourself, starve yourself, starve yourself, starve yourself, starve yourself.

86. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

87. Your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, and you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

88. I have a negative attitude towards losing weight. Can obesity be disqualified?

89. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

90. Why do I get fat when I want to lose weight? My wallet is very thin when I want to gain weight.

9 1, sisters! Stop eating, all of you, I beg you!

92. Be thin or die.

93, appetite control, eat less, what can I do, can I die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!

94. The word "losing weight" only means scaring those people.

95. If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. If you have less ink, you will die decisively.

96. I have a learning heart, but I have a failed life? I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

97. If a fat man is not cruel to himself, others will be cruel to you.

98. Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight!

99. If you don't lose weight in winter, you will feel sad in spring, summer and autumn.

100, envy others for life if you don't restrain yourself!