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If I hadn't remembered that you were going to cook, I would have been calling you. How should I reply?

1. I don't want to cook as soon as I get into winter. 2. I wake up naturally after the night shift and don't want to cook. I ordered a takeaway and ate a burger king. When I don't want to cook, I'd better order a takeaway. After a short rest, I stayed in bed. Now tell Erhammer that I'm hungry and don't want to order takeout, order takeout or cook. Although I don't have enough money to order takeout in the morning and don't want to cook by myself, I think I may starve to death today. 6. I'm a little hungry and don't want to cook. Ordering takeout makes me nauseous. Hey, what do you want to do? 7. I don't want to cook or order takeout after eating snacks at home. 8. I don't want to go to work, open a shop or cook. I just want to lie in bed and order takeout. 9. I don't want to cook and order takeout every day. My heart is so tired. I don't want to cook or order takeout. I'm so hungry. I never order takeout because I don't believe it. I would rather eat instant noodles when I don't want to cook. 12, I didn't cook yesterday, and I don't want to order takeout at noon today. I feel empty. 13, I don't want to go downstairs to buy rice, I don't want to cook, I want to order takeout, I'm hungry. 14, I cooked two meals today, and the fried vegetarian dishes were super delicious! I don't want to order takeout. I want to cook for myself every day 15. I don't want to order takeout, I don't know what to eat, so I can only sleep 16. The students are busy learning to eat and order takeout. The party doesn't want to cook, so it depends on takeout 17. I have a holiday and don't want to go to cook. It rained on the day of ordering takeout 18. Actually, I don't want to order takeout. Recently, I was extremely hungry, but I didn't want to go downstairs to buy food and cook, so I continued to be hungry. 19, I'm too lazy to go abroad recently, and I don't want to cook or order takeout. I ate snacks for three days, from morning till night, and it was thundering outside, so I couldn't bear to order takeout or cook. My mother is getting more and more arrogant and doesn't want to cook. 23. Every time you don't want to cook and order takeout, it's a slap in the face. It tastes terrible. Everything tastes terrible. 24, I want to eat, I don't want to order takeout, I don't want to cook, I just don't want to cook, I intend to continue to order takeout ... but it will be much more convenient to pack the refrigerator and come back from work tomorrow ~ I don't want to go out and order takeout.

In this weather, you should be wrapped in a quilt, play with pesticides while playing movies on the computer, and eat chicken to kill chicken and order takeout when eating, instead of running to the laboratory to catch up on the paper. If you don't want to go out and order takeout, I wish all the best to the senior students who will take the postgraduate entrance examination tomorrow. I'll leave the library to you, and you won't rob the canteen. We will order takeout when we go out for dinner. It's cold, wear warm clothes, keep a good mood and come on. Second, why can't you eat takeout happily? You must do it yourself. I'm so tired, I have to cook it myself. Do you have to make it yourself without ingredients? The dishes cooked in a bad mood are not delicious at all. You can get what you want by ordering takeout for a little money. Why not? Every time I order takeout, it seems like I made a big mistake. Brother K is in a bad mood today. Mm-hmm. . I stayed with him silently all afternoon. Get better at night and order takeout together ~ 4. Just because my colleague ordered takeout and ate roast pig's trotters, I couldn't help but want to eat meat after work. Why meat is so delicious! ! ! Dad let me have breakfast alone, took out a handful of change and thought about how much he wanted to give me. I don't even want to take it all away. Then walk for dozens of meters, there is nothing delicious here at all, so let's order takeout. 6. When the rain stops, order something to eat quickly. It rained too hard just now. I'm really embarrassed to order takeout. Will the takeaway brother have a complicated and contradictory mood when he encounters bad weather? Seven, ah ah ah ah ah! There is takeout downstairs in Nanlaishun! ! ! I really want to go home and order takeout! Eat oil cake, fried cake, sesame seed cake, bean curd and pickles. I am in a bad mood recently. I have ordered takeout for five consecutive nights. Eating a bunch before going to bed is actually very uncomfortable. 9. I was going to the bookstore for coffee, but I started cleaning the house while working. I was arguing with someone, but someone replied. I'm a little busy. I finally ordered takeout in the afternoon and found a steel ball inside! It didn't bounce back until it exploded. Did you feed the dog in the good mood of eating self-help yesterday? God damn it, the people in the company asked me for takeout and didn't give me my money back right away. Every time I ask, if I wasn't poor, I would have bought a refrigerator to cook for myself. Eleven. The first thing I do in the morning is to order takeout and then open Prince aqypick. I'm addicted to meatballs. When I accused my classmates of this week's crimes, I suddenly reacted. This should be bulimia. I was tortured by deadline before. Go crazy every day and order takeout food until you throw up. When I vomited, I collapsed and felt guilty. After sitting back, continue to eat snacks crazily and order takeout. I ate three-digit ordinary takeout and snacks a day. Before, I only felt hopeless to lose weight, but now I feel that life seems hopeless, and the whole person is on the dividing line of madness. Thirteen, the most terrible fish has been fried, and there is no mood to cook at all. Just order takeout. Fourteen, broke through the historical record of reading a book in one day, which is completely beneficial to the days without the Internet. I still can't finish breakfast in the morning. With more than 80 pages left, I was so hungry that I decided to go out and order takeout and change my mood. 15. Make a thousand layers happily, in order to save time and effort. As a result, all fairy tales are deceptive. Let's order takeout next time. After sleeping all afternoon, my family was hungry in the hospital and ordered takeout, but they didn't want to go out and starve me. Suddenly I had an idea: I want to open my own shop and accept new things every day. I tidy up my shop and goods every day. Then there are my favorite daisies in the shop, and I want to cycle my favorite songs many times. In your spare time, you can take selfies to bask in your mood, order takeout, eat delicious food and travel occasionally. I can do it myself. So every day, I can do it myself for many years. 17. I don't want to cook. This period of time is basically eating out and ordering takeout. Not uninterested, but not in the mood. I'm so anxious, I'm not in the mood. 18. Candy 520 is ready. I'm going to order takeout tonight. I want to eat a big meal today. After all, today is Friday! Nineteen, he and I will eat fruit tonight! Too lazy to cut, just order takeout! 20. After I finished writing, I found that I didn't seem to eat at night and I didn't seem to eat at home. Is it a little guilty to order takeout at this time? I'm so hungry, I can't go out to eat in rainy days, and I don't know how to write the address of takeaway. I treat these fruits as snacks and live a healthy life every day. The studio has a small kitchen. Generally, Lintian cooks by herself when she is in a good mood. When you are in a bad mood, you naturally order takeout. Lin An doesn't expect to find any fresh food either. Her goal is dry food such as bread that may appear in the kitchen. Although Ye Lin usually doesn't look like a person who can take care of himself, the western food of this product is very good! Lin An endured the peristalsis of intestines and found some pieces of toast in the kitchen. Twenty-three, the weather is good, I am in a good mood, I have no money to order takeout, so I have to cook it myself! Today in early winter, I have a fever and want to eat canned yellow peaches. I ordered takeout at midnight. The delivery man slipped and smashed on the road. I took another picture later. I called to apologize and explained the reason for the delay in delivery. I feel guilty. Take-out in this weather is something to regret, so I don't want to ask for prescription ~ In fact, time is coming, and I want to take the initiative to contact the takeaway brother to deliver it in advance, but I am afraid that it is not safe to answer the phone on the road. When the little brother came, he was wet all over, and his face was anxious. He kept explaining and almost cried. Hey, in this weather, can you not order takeout? If so, don't rush it. Give people red envelopes ~ be considerate of each other ~ 26. After ordering takeout on the train, you should keep doing it. As soon as you get out of the station, I will be greeted with delicious food. I am in a good mood. Twenty-seven, Xiao Deng lost 2.8 Jin in seven days, and he was very happy. He orders takeout every day, haha, friends don't have to worry about not being able to cooperate. I was in a bad mood and drank a lot. It's good to grow up. In a bad mood, you can eat two marshmallows, drink a big bottle of red wine and order takeout. Twenty-nine, the first take-out at two o'clock in the middle of the night, so excited. The dormitory door is locked, and the takeaway brother handed over outside the window is praised! Thirty, I went out in my pajamas without eating, washing my face and washing my hair for a day. I froze to death. I met an acquaintance who was embarrassed to get off the bus and forced me to stop across the street and order takeout in the car to burp. When I was 3 1 year old, I felt a little depressed when I thought of Xiao Pang. The solution is that I want to eat. Eating can really ease my mood and order takeout immediately. Thirty-two, I'm hungry, I'm starving! But I can't bear to order takeout for my little brother, so let me starve to death on this rainy and snowy night! 33. Today, an uncle I know delivered food in Shanghai. At noon, he had a car accident and suffered massive intracranial hemorrhage. I don't know if he will wake up. We order takeout every day, which makes me feel guilty. Go out to eat by yourself in the future, and never order takeout again. I am in a bad mood. I hope my uncle will get better soon. Please don't rush to place an order when it rains, and give them a convenience. 34. Today's mood is as beautiful as the weather. It took me three hours from preparation to serving when I got home. I'd better order takeout later, otherwise the time cost is too high. Thirty-five, you can't go out to eat without your home key, so you can only order takeout every day to make a living. Thirty-six, start living in the dormitory for three days. I haven't cooked for a long time. I'm going to sleep until noon, then order takeout, then cook a play, and then order takeout. Ha ha ha ha. Thirty-seven, I'm fine now. I don't need to think about you getting up every day. Did you order takeout? Have you eaten? Are you asleep yet? Will you miss me? It is too cold today. It rains during the day and snows at night, so I'm not in the mood to work overtime. I opened the window to feel the temperature, and then decided to quit my job and go home without saying anything. I'm not even in the mood to go out for dinner, and I don't want to ask someone to sell it to me. I decided to go home and cook a bowl of Lamian Noodles. There was no refrigerator with good ingredients, so I tried my best to make a tomato and egg Lamian Noodles. Paired with yogurt to promote absorption. Watch a Japanese drama first, and then watch a big reward later. I seem to understand why I can't let go, not because I'm afraid of loneliness, but because I miss it unconsciously. Accustomed to being sick and someone sending messages; I'm used to being hungry and I'm in a bad mood. Some people order takeout. Accustomed to sharing sadness and happiness together. Forty years old, I can't help but want to order takeout, even if I go to the cafeteria to eat. Forty-one, eat instant noodles again, I also know that eating too much is bad for your health. But what can I do? After a hard day, how can you have the mood and physical strength to enjoy the fun of self-reliance cooking? Order takeout? Open the take-away App, and most of them are delivered from15 to 25 yuan. Even if there is a red envelope, including the delivery fee, a takeaway will be around 20 yuan, while two packs of instant noodles will be 5 yuan. Go to a fast food restaurant? After a day's work, I want to sit quietly at home and watch TV while eating. Forty-two, no matter how strong and fragile a woman is, she wants to have a shoulder to lean on. She was taken care of when she was ill and was in a bad mood. Someone tricked me into saying that she was ill and didn't need to take food to see a doctor. She had to lose a fluid alone. I dare not fall asleep. The iron wall of this world may I be treated gently. Forty-three, the mood is particularly bad, very bad, very bad, very bad! ! I want to order takeout, and I want to be angry! ! Anger! ! ! ! ! Forty-four, all at home. Why should I run? As soon as I ran, the cup fell out of my schoolbag and broke into pieces. Traffic jam all the way, at least here. Ready to order takeout. Forty-five, in fact, I really enjoy my life at home alone. I hope I can earn enough money to cook or order takeout when I grow up. On weekends, I lie alone in bed and don't get up. I clean up when I'm in a good mood and let him mess around when I'm in a bad mood. Anyway, I'm alone at home. 46. I always thought that I would get up at sunny noon, catch up with due in warm afternoon, order takeout at sunset, play with my mobile phone and have a good day. As a result, the reality is that I arrived at Lib in sub-zero weather and heavy snow. Under the attack of sleet and hail that lasted for half a month in the past, only tomorrow will the looming sun be displayed on the mobile phone. As a result, the dramatic scene came, the deadline for handing in papers tomorrow, and then it continued to rain and hail the day after tomorrow. What else can I say? I can only say, thank God for his mercy, so that I don't have to be wet, just shivering to hand in my homework. 47. I really didn't want to eat that when my colleague ordered takeout, but I don't think I asked her to join me in a bad mood. I am a little embarrassed and embarrassed because I have been complaining and whispering. 48. Thank you for paying so much attention to me. Everything in my life, big or small, has been arranged for me. You from a different place, when I miss you most and need you most, come back immediately and give me a real hug. I'm hungry in the middle of the night, not ordering takeout, but what do you want to eat? I will buy it for you. When I am in a bad mood, show off my strong chest, tell me that you are unhappy, just lose your temper and hit me. Thank you for loving me so much! Forty-nine, I didn't eat supper today, and I was in a bad mood. I should live in the city and order takeout every night. Fifty, cold, what is a feeling! I got off work at four o'clock in the afternoon. It was too cold to go out and go home. I have been sitting in my office, the air conditioner has been turned on to 26 degrees heating mode, and the doors and windows are closed. But, you have to eat something. If you want to get it at the school gate, you have to drink hot water and endure it. In the end, you can't bear it. Holding the tragic mood that a strong man will never return, you eat a bowl of fried rice at the school gate! ! ! Fifty-one, I am so angry! Every time I cook with great interest, I end up in failure! It's either delicious or diarrhea after eating! I'm not in the mood to order takeout. God help me lose weight! I cried with anger! Talk about people who don't want to do housework.

I know I'm an animal myself. I admit that I only talked to you to forget her. You can come and let me do the housework and wash the dishes at any time. It's just that I don't want to stay alone in an empty room, which reminds me of her. It's not that I don't promise you, but that I don't want to hurt you, because I know I have always loved her, and I can't promise you anything. Second, he said before that it doesn't matter if I can't do housework. I married a wife, not a nanny. Later he said, you can't do anything. Why did I marry you and go home? Before, he said, if you don't want to go to work, stay at home and I will support you. Later, he said, you eat what I eat and you drink what I drink, so why bother me? Some people say that love is like fishing. When you are hooked, there is no need to waste the bait. Girls are most afraid. Third, doing housework has become a substitute for being lazy and not wanting to exercise. I told Mr. Wang yesterday that I didn't want to go to work either, and I did housework at home. He said, no, the reason is: you don't go to work and don't do housework. Sleep until 10, then lie down and play with your mobile phone until 12, get up and eat yesterday's leftovers in the hot air, lie down and play games, and accidentally send me a message at 5 pm. Brother Ze, are you going to get off work? If you say eight o'clock, don't rush to continue playing games. Accidentally, it was half past six, and then I hurried to buy food and cook. Hehe, if I am really ill, who will find out? No one should find out. Dad thinks I'm lazy and don't do housework. My brother thinks I am too strict. But who doesn't want to live a heartless life? Watching the group chat every day is so happy. I can't get a word in. Look how happy they are. I really envy them. They share happiness. 6. The man who doesn't do housework is a pig. When the father doesn't know how to be grateful and share, the child will naturally learn from the husband who doesn't want to be a pig. Act quickly and set a small example for your children. Seven, it seems that I have met many people who are very yearning for music. I still remember a classmate saying that he saw a Steinway in his dream. I still remember an aunt who taught herself the piano when she went back to her hometown to practice in a piano shop during the summer vacation. She said that she didn't want to do housework every day, and she was preoccupied with how to practice the next piece of music quickly. I play this piano so badly that some people still feel envious. I really should cherish what I have now. Eight, um, I don't want to go to school every day recently. It's pathetic to want to cry at the door in the morning and endure it. I am very upset! I'm doing housework. Even though I made breakfast for him in the morning, he kept crying and said that he would stay with him. So he cries many times every day and every little thing. He really feels very tired, and thinks that he is so clingy because he ignores his feelings! It was not easy to be sent to Jianghu when I was a child. Nine, do housework and write things, I don't want to sleep, so I lit a incense, picked a cup and made a pot of mountain competition. Longing for your beauty. Ten, a woman and a man blind date, the woman said: I have a bad personality, I can't do housework, I don't want to work, I like playing mahjong and eating snacks, I like to lose my temper and spend money lavishly. Can you accept it? The man held back for a long time and asked, just say you can't carry it. XI。 After working in Japan for 25 years, you can get an annuity. At this time, even housewives who have never worked can continue to receive annuities after divorcing their husbands. The husband spends little time at home at work, but after retirement, he stays at home every day and still can't do housework. Women who don't want to endure it any longer will choose divorce. I don't like this lifestyle, but I can understand it. Twelve, the next life must be a boy! If I were a girl ~ I must bite my tongue! Why are girls born to do housework? If one day you are tired and don't want to do it, you will be blamed! Boys never do it, and suddenly one day they do housework! The whole world will be greeted with smiles ~ like! Being a man is the same ~ always be a good person and think of others. Suddenly one day you didn't expect it, and if you didn't do it well, everyone would think that you had gone bad. Thirteen, I am a full-time housewife, and I won't feel guilty if my partner lets me spend money casually, because I deserve it. If I don't want to do housework, I will call my aunt, because I have the right to rest. Children have more time when they go to school. He asked me to sign up to study English with him. I think it's good. No anxiety, no waiting. Why demonize housewives! Respect for housewives means respect for your mother! You got it? Fourteen, single cycle, a person doing housework crazily, feeling that there is only himself left in the world, full and comfortable, and don't want to leave more time for himself after stopping. Fifteen, at school, the teacher said that as a student, the main thing is to study and don't think about anything else. At home, parents say that as children, we should do housework. However, at work, why do they always compare us with some people? It is not that they are smarter than us, but that we don't want to learn. Sixteen, family and friends say that your husband works so hard, doesn't like to go out to socialize, doesn't smoke or drink. You should be nice to him, don't let him keep washing dishes and mopping the floor. I really sympathize with his hard work, but he sat there all day, motionless, not allowed to talk to him, and not allowed to kisses and hugs him all the time. And I don't want to do housework every day, so I have to go to work. I buy food, cook, wash clothes, collect clothes, fetch water and take out the garbage, pay rent, utilities, design and decorate, buy furniture, and do all the things at home. What to eat and what to do are all my suggestions, and he depends on whether the mood should be implemented. Well, work and life are not two choices, there is only one. Can you be a normal person and live a normal life after work? 17. My husband comes back every night and never does housework. Today, my mother called and said that she couldn't go back to her parents' house, and I didn't want to go back. We came back from her parents' home as soon as she was diagnosed with brain damage in children's hospital, and then she lived in her parents' home for a year. She didn't come back until last month. Obviously, this couple has many advantages. It's hard to get over it now. If she goes back and waits for the pace of divorce, she will be tired. Eighteen, I said I was unruly and willful, you said you were coquetry, I said I couldn't do housework, you said it didn't matter, I said I didn't want to get married, you said you were waiting for me to get married with your hukou every day, and I suddenly cried. If you love someone and want to marry her home, you don't need any excuses. If I don't love them, it's all an excuse. Nineteen, today is a situation where I don't want to do anything! In the morning, I sent my baby home from school and took a nap. I didn't get up until 9 o'clock. After playing enough games, I began to clean and do housework. I opened the multi-room desk, wiped the skirting line on the floor, and stopped doing other housework. At noon, I destroyed the remaining red bean rice cakes, then went to buy yogurt, cheese and many black forest cakes, and brought a cup of Macchiato. Twenty, trotting with pig teammates on blind date. The girl said: I have a bad personality, I can't do housework, I don't want to work, I like playing mahjong, I like eating snacks, I like losing my temper, I spend money indiscriminately and I am willful. Can you accept it? The pig teammate held back for more than half an hour and asked: You, just say you can't carry it. Twenty-one, don't want to bring children, don't want to do housework, don't want to read code words. I just want to buy a lot of junk food and eat it while sitting on the sofa watching the extreme challenge. From that moment on, I understood that even if I miss you again, even if I cook and do housework, you can't pay for me. My time is precious and I don't want to waste it at all. How many times have I told myself that if you don't show up at that moment, you don't have to show up again. I hope I have made up my mind this time. I'm sorry, it's really hard for a person to stick to love! Recently, my friend quarreled with my mother because she can't do housework. I had a big fight with my sister because of my temper. In the final analysis, my work is not smooth! "If you want to live like a princess, no one can see that you are older than you, so you should work hard if you don't want to be nagged." Twenty-four, take the civil service exam today, and truly realize that you should be absolutely confident in the naked exam. This sentence is great! I don't think much about the result. I passed all the exams, but I really didn't read that book! Go to work every day and do housework when you go home. I'm exhausted and don't want to read. In this way, today, I went to the naked exam. Who cares! What if it is really a ghost! Twenty-five, at seven o'clock in the morning, I started watching plays, washing clothes and doing housework. I just don't want to read books until now. The weather is really nice. Twenty-six, I'm at the lovers' office. Housework is something that anyone who has time and mood should do. Regardless of gender. It is not advisable to be proud of not doing housework and throw it to each other blindly. If both parties don't want to do it, they can call a housekeeping company and hire a nanny. However, parents are treated as if they should cook, wash clothes and clean the house for themselves. Your parents have helped you with housework all your life, so you can't help? Twenty-seven, my mother said that I can live at home whether I am married or not, but my father didn't say that, but according to the degree of doting on me, there is no problem. I don't want to give him my house now, because the rubbish at home is so useless. I'm not happy to do housework, but I'm responsible for all the things bought online by buy buy's family. I remember my family's birthdays best. I thought about gifts months in advance. Filial piety does not mean simple housework. My mother is very happy every time she sees me receiving express delivery. Twenty-eight, my parents are willing, but they don't want me to do it. It is unfilial not to do housework every day. Then you don't love your wife if you don't help her with housework every day. Twenty-nine, working hard every day, busy in the store during the day, mentally tortured by all kinds of wonderful things of Taobao all day, and doing housework when I go home. I was told that I ignored him and didn't return his message. Sometimes I'm really tired and don't want to go back, sometimes I forget. Every day when I get home, I want to lie in bed and have a good rest. If you don't comfort me well, just say you have a good rest and don't be too tired. But that's why you care about me. what can I say? In my thirties, my parents spoil me and do little housework. I show off because my parents are injured. What happened? My parents didn't say it was bad. Who doesn't want to be spoiled by parents and have to do housework? Of course, it does not include some girls with princess disease, but Po defines a person only by a few words of blind date, which is too fragmented. Now there are several girls in Mi Chong who need a man to support them, but their children's parents will get married. Thirty-one, sometimes I don't want to say it if I make too many mistakes. Today, I found that when I was in a bad mood, I used housework to vent. It's terrible. Who learned this skill from me? I like my mother, I love my mother, and I want to eat your fried shredded potatoes. I mainly don't want to do housework, wash clothes and cook, so I miss you very much at this time. Doing housework is definitely more useful than meditation. At least when I wash clothes, my whole heart is in a daze and I don't know what washing means. Sitting in a chair, thinking about Ang, the sense of accomplishment after washing, yeah. Ah, I don't want to wash clothes. Let's do housework when you are unhappy. Playing games is still a loss. Tell me if you don't want to be a woman.

1. There are so many difficult days every month. . Then the first day is always painful. I really don't want to be a woman in my next life. Anyway, women are not much worse than men now, and men have to suffer. Today is just the physiological period, and now I dare not move in bed. It is no exaggeration to say that it really hurts. I really don't want to be a woman in my next life. I think this aunt must have had a hard time, otherwise she wouldn't be so stingy. I hardly sleep when I work the night shift, and I simply don't want to be a woman. Thank someone for coming back from special leave to do everything for me. 4. I don't want to be a woman in my next life, and I don't want to live an embarrassing life of being an outsider in my husband's family and returning to my family as a guest. I want to try tampons for the first time, but I dare not try to sleep every night for a long time. Dare not turn over, wake up in the morning is uncomfortable. I don't want to be a woman in my next life. 6. Being a woman is too tired to even roll. I don't want to eat, I dare not take painkillers on an empty stomach, and I can't get out of bed to find medicine. 7. Meixi, when you grow up, your mother won't force you to get married and have children. My mother has experienced the hardships of being a woman. I don't want you to go through the hardships. 8. I don't want to be a woman anymore! Fortunately, there is such a thing as painless delivery, and the process of opening three fingers is killing me. After playing painlessly, I went to heaven in an instant, and even the baby was born soon. Thanks to today's midwives and anesthesiologists, it's really great. 9. Every time I put on my braces again, I don't want to open my mouth for a week, and I start all over again every month, which is comparable to menstruation. Being a woman is really hard. 10. Persisting while collapsing, living and being a mother all have a painful price. No wonder nobody wants to be a woman. It's really hard. 1 1. Low back pain and headache is not a disease, but it hurts like hell. I don't want to be a woman in my next life, and I don't want to suffer like this anymore. 12. If you don't want to be a woman in the next life, it's not doomed that we can't be together in the next life, because I don't want to be a woman either. If you don't mind, you can have sex with me. 13. I really don't want to learn embryonic development anymore. What are these things? Being a woman is too much trouble, having children is too much trouble, and I am too miserable. 14. Pregnancy is really an extremely hard thing. I don't want to be a woman in my next life. I want to be a gust of wind and a tree. 15. This time, the menstrual period is fierce and the blood is like a river. Her body is still working, but she has died thousands of times in her heart ... It hurts so much that she can't breathe. I really don't want to be a woman in my next life! 16. Dysmenorrhea is really a feeling that you have spent half your life. I don't want to be a woman at this time. 17. I see that men's temperament will change greatly because of money and women. Being a woman is really helpless, just because I can't meet the kind of person who gives you a sense of security, so I don't want to walk into the swamp again, which makes people unable to breathe. Marriage can only be a mother's dream, not love. 18. I'm too tired to exercise. It's good to be a woman. A man can't say he can't, but a woman can. 19. I don't want to be a woman only when I have dysmenorrhea, but I feel very happy at this time, because no matter how cold or how late it is, my husband will get up and cook ginger juice for you. 20. I sometimes feel that I am on the verge of depression. Many people say that it is not easy to be a man. Actually, being a woman is more difficult. Those who don't want to lose their financial independence but also want to take care of their families and children feel tied in place, close their eyes and become even disgusted with themselves. 2 1. Laozi with dysmenorrhea is dying, and I don't want to be a woman in my next life. 22. How can there be such delicious food in the world? My stomach hurts so much that I wonder if I will forget to eat chestnuts in my life. I don't want to be a woman in my next life. Tomorrow's exam. In a hurry. No, no! But women have to have many children, and independence is impossible! If you don't want to be a woman, it's different. 24. Insert a knife of10cm into your abdomen, and the deeper it goes. The blood keeps flowing, and the small intestine inside is mixed together. Wait for the wound to solidify quickly and the knife is inside, then turn the broadsword. Make the wound bigger and bleed faster. Finally, hooking your stomach makes you feel sick. Without other senses, I don't want to be a woman in my next life.