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A is performing this program now, and many of them are created by the actors themselves.

B yes!

A can write.

oh

A Go over there, artist, like cross talk. Mostly street performers.

B: Yes.

A piece of land was abandoned.

B Oh, no one is on the stage.

A has little knowledge.

Is it?

A can't write. After liberation, study culture and politics.

B: Ah.

A Not only people turn over, but art also turns over!

B yes.

Now there are writers in the field of Quyi.

B writer?

A it's not easy.

No. How can we have writers here?

A yes!

Who is this?

Me.

What about you?

A.

You are just an actor!

A is not only an actor, but also a writer.

B I didn't notice this.

A didn't notice?

b！

I was just sitting at home.

B Oh, sitting at home! Are you just sitting at home?

A is doing it at home.

You have to say it. It was written at home.

Ah, yes, yes.

B ah, writing.

A: I have this situation today.

B yes.

Which line are you going to? In the past, artists and overpasses dumped land.

B: Yes.

After a tiring day, earning these two dollars is not enough to buy two cabbages.

B's income is so small.

A that's right. Later, someone went to the theater, and the theater didn't have much money.

B that must be bad business.

A business is good. Full house! It's always full

Because we are full, our income will be more.

A doesn't earn much!

B what's wrong!

A few owners buy tickets.

B: Are there fewer car owners buying tickets?

A: Well, honest people buy tickets. But the rich and powerful don't buy tickets and shake their heads.

What do you mean by shaking your head?

A weren't tickets checked in the theater at that time?

B yes.

A will check the tickets then. "Do you have a ticket here, sir?" Look at him, rolling his eyes and shaking his head. It's over!

What does this mean?

A This shows that he has the right and won't buy a ticket.

Why didn't B even say a word?

A: He didn't say nothing, he said it was even worse for you!

B what?

Talk to him? "Sir, is this you? Do you have a ticket? " "Hum! I brought it all! "

B he brought it all.

A is good at this, so I won't buy such a big ticket!

So it's all in vain?

That's what happened back then.

B Hey, you said that in those days, there was nothing the poor could do.

A: This still concerns our generation. Worse than our older generation!

B what?

A: Just like Liu Baoquan, Bai Yunpeng and Jin Wanchang, you have caught up with the imperial system.

B there was an emperor in the imperial era.

At that time, a famous actor entered the palace as a royal servant.

B: That's right.

Sing for the emperor's family.

B yes.

One, especially the Queen Mother, sang for her. If I see you unhappy today, I will send you away in a word.

B hair?

A hair!

So what did the actor do?

What do you mean by committing any crime? Look at you. You look embarrassed.

B oh, it's going to be sent!

A: Hey, what's up? Is black, is rich!

B this thing is done!

A: If you don't talk about the emperor's family, you say it's the master of the immortal family. His family held a birthday party and invited artists to sing at home. What do you want to ask before entering the door? Don't say anything that you are not allowed to say.

B it's called taboo.

A: Oh, taboo. Ah, the owner's name is Guanbi.

Can you say that?

One can't say. Taboo. What do you mean "die, die, kill, chop"? This word is unlucky. Stop it!

B Oh, I can't say that.

A: Ah!

B You know, it's hard for a crosstalk performer!

A: It's very difficult. Crosstalk. Who are you kidding? Make fun of yourself!

B that's it!

A: "Let's have a cross talk this time. I don't know. Anyway, we are selling strength. "

B: That's right.

The phrase "whoever doesn't work hard is a puppy."

B that's right!

Master a is angry!

Why is he angry?

Master A's nickname is "dog".

B who can know this?

A said yes. It was even harder to do art in those days!

Is it?

A: Most crosstalk performers will draw a circle on the roadside. Let's start with this.

B Oh, it's on the side of the road.

A talked for a long time, and it was almost money. Here comes the official. The street watchers shouted, "The idle people are scattered, and the master is coming!" " "Snoring in the sparse"-they all ran away!

B oh, this person is all scattered!

Officer Jia is here. Who's not afraid?

So, no money?

Who can run eight miles to send you money?

B yes.

A is such a life that you can't play every day.

B what?

Emperor Jia's family has a memorial day. No entertainment is allowed on the day of fasting.

B There is no entertainment, so what?

Rest and work.

B He has his Memorial Day, so let's talk about ours and sing ours. Why do you want to stop work?

A was autocratic, that's the system.

B had to stop working.

Ah, the emperor is dying, and you are even more unlucky! The emperor is dead. He has a national costume.

B the emperor is dead. It's good to be dead!

Answer?

B is dead, right?

You are very generous. "If you die, you will die!" It was a crime to say such things in those days! Decapitate!

How is this guilty?

Ignoring the monarch's sin.

What's the matter?

Emperor Jia is dead. You can't say dead.

What did b say?

A has a good word to describe his death.

What did "Death" say?

A's death is called "death"

B is dead?

A: Ah!

How do you say the word b?

A "dead"? Probably "drive out and shoot him!"

B "Did it collapse when it went out?"

Anyway, A is a good word!

B Ah, that's a good word.

In the thirty-fourth year of Guangxu, Emperor Guangxu died and was given a hundred days' clothes.

Oh, no entertainment.

Everyone should wear mourning clothes.

B yes.

A men are not allowed to shave their heads, and women are not allowed to wear red powder.

B hang filial piety!

A You can't wear red clothes.

B that's right!

The hair rope must be changed from red to blue.

B what?

A wear mourning clothes.

B hangs filial piety.

Is that pillar in A's house red? Paint it blue.

Is this house mourning him, too

That year, A was too autocratic.

B it's amazing!

A is restricted from selling vegetables.

B: What are the restrictions on selling vegetables?

A sells eggplant, cucumber and leek. It is not good to sell carrots.

Why not B carrots?

Red things are not allowed to be seen.

B that's how it grew.

You can sell it if you want. You must make a blue sleeve to cover it.

B sleeves? I haven't seen anything on the sleeve yet.

At that time, peppers were all green.

Don't you have a red one?

A whose peppers turn red at first sight, so they are picked, dug and buried, and don't want them.

B don't bury it, sell it!

A not enough money!

B By the way, how many sets are those?

Shop A has a sign with red stripes on the bottom, red and blue.

B should be changed to blue, too?

A: Let's put it this way, even the nose of distiller's grains and the face of latosolic red are not allowed to go out.

That can't be helped! This is skin color!

A can't go out. I heard my uncle say that my uncle is a wine nose.

Is the nose red?

A went shopping. Look at the street, bang! Just give a whip. Stop at once, "Please pay attention to safety!" "What's the matter with you?"

Beat someone up and ask what's wrong?

A "Nothing, I'm shopping." "I don't know the national costume?" "yes! You see, I didn't shave my head. " "I didn't ask you this. What color is this nose? " "The nose is a little red. It grows in the sky, not just now. " "Don't let it out." "Don't let the door out! My mother is ill and no one buys anything! " "If you want to go out, you can do it. You'll dye your nose blue! "

B dyed it?

A: how do you dye it?

B that can't be dyed.

A: Yes, I painted my face blue. I dare not go out!

B what?

A has become dalton!

B: Good!

In those days, all those who ate with their mouths open stopped working.

Is everyone off duty?

Many artists and famous artists have changed careers! Do a little business to make a living.

B change careers? So, who changed careers?

Does Liu Baoquan, who sings drums, sing well?

B good.

Back then, we stopped singing!

B change careers?

A changed careers.

B why are you going?

A sells porridge.

B selling porridge?

Beijing breakfast, rice porridge, rice porridge cooked in casserole. Sesame cake, twist, pancake and chicken gizzard.

B selling porridge in the street.

Ah, just set up a stall on your mouth.

B Look, that thing must be able to shout.

A yes!

B, it's still difficult to fill out.

A: You said it was not easy to shout. How does the artist shout?

B no?

A I thought about it these days, because entertainment is forbidden and I dare not walk my throat, so I took this opportunity to walk my throat.

What is B singing?

A can make up his own words, see what he sells, and make up a few rhyming words. Shouting it out is exactly like singing a drum.

B Yes, you have to have a drum to sing a big drum.

A he doesn't have casserole.

Oh, next is a drum.

A: Ah.

B: What about the drum set?

No, there is a spoon.

What about this drum board?

Nails have no boards. Take a set of baked wheat cakes.

B Hey, he can handle it.

Add one to make this porridge. (Learn to sing) "The baked sesame seeds are flat and round, the fried dough twists are crisp and sweet, and the glutinous rice porridge is sold at a low price. You always look at the size of pancakes. Selling for three days is not to make money, but to be famous. My name is Liu.

Baoquan ... Shield ... Hua! "

What's the matter?

A casserole is broken.

B the casserole is broken!

No matter what A says, amateurs can't do anything.

He is driven by life.

A: Those who sing Peking Opera also change careers.

B who are you?

Gong Yunfu, a veteran singer.

Oh, Gong Yunfu.

Lao Dan sings best. Specialties are "After Encounter" and "Dragon Robe".

B not bad!

A backstage shouted-"Bitter!"

B that's it.

A is a wonderful color sound.

B very good.

Singing was not allowed at that time!

B changed careers, too?

A went to sell vegetables.

B did you sell vegetables? Ouch! That's not easy.

A really?

As the second leader said, you have to have such great strength.

A: In the past, vegetable vendors in Beijing always emphasized responsibility. Carrying this pair of pickaxes and two or three hundred Jin of vegetables, the spirit of this man when he walks is not only the spirit of people, but also the spirit of vegetables.

How can you be full of energy when eating B food?

Experts sell vegetables. First, he filled the well with water and the soil was washed away. With enough water, you will feel refreshed when you look at that dish. How thin that leek is, a bundle, bang! Poke there. Look at leeks.

B times the same!

Answer: Come down for two hours if you don't believe me.

B that's true. Fresh fish and vegetables.

A vegetable seller must be able to shout loudly.

B yes.

This is a vegetable seller in Beijing. He shouts like a singer. Hey, that sounds good.

B yes.

Shouted out a dozen or twenty samples in one breath.

B You learn how to shout.

A shouted out the smell. (Learn to sell) "Wow, coriander is spicy, green onions are tender, celery is coming, lentils, eggplant cucumbers, white gourd buy sea eggplant, radish, carrots, radishes, sprouted Toona sinensis, garlic is good leeks."

B good shout.

What does a layman do?

B yes.

Gong Yunfu is an artist.

B right,

Lao Dan sings well, but he can't sing this.

B layman.

A couldn't help it taking a pick, buying some vegetables and walking in the street.

Why does B still have a figure?

A is used to it! I haven't opened it for a long time.

How come no one buys B?

The family doesn't know who he sent it to.

B what is the reason?

He doesn't shout.

B Then you can't open it.

As soon as he remembers, I will yell.

B that's right!

A can also make up his own words. He looked at the dishes he sold, so he made up a few words and sang like him.

B you learned.

A (learn) "alas! Taiwan Province, Taiwan Province, Taiwan Province, Taiwan Province today ... "(Little Feng Gong nodded)

B still got that guy!

It's all weird in the aisle! How can a vegetable seller play!

Is it?

One shout out and listen!

B how do you shout?

A (singing the second spring) "Who wants coriander, celery, hot pepper, eggplant, lentils and tender garlic seedlings, and a big cucumber? Take two from one copper! "

B really didn't shout like that.

A really has a buyer.

Oh, it's open.

An old lady came out to buy cucumbers. "Come and buy two cucumbers." How much can he earn by selling two cucumbers?

B that has to be sold to others!

A finally opened the card!

B: That's right!

An old lady in Beijing has difficulty in buying cucumbers. She won't take the money and leave. She must taste it and put a piece in her mouth.

Why did she try?

If A is not sweet, she doesn't want it. "Come and buy two!" Pick up the pick and put it here. He felt pain when he held his shoulder.

B pressure.

He remembers the challenge,

Which sentence?

A loud "alas! Bitter! " The old lady misunderstood!

B what?

A cucumber is bitter? Don't!

B hi! Finally there is a buyer, and now it's over!

Another singer has changed careers.

B who are you?

Shaoshan, A Jin.

B-ho, what a beautiful face!

A sing well! Good mouthpiece, good shelf!

B yes.

I stopped singing that year and changed careers!

What did he do?

A selling watermelons.

B sell the whole book?

Set up a stall at the door of the house.

B file is sold at zero yuan.

A: Ah. People who do small business all the year round have this set of furniture: a trolley walks here, with a board on it, a blue cloth on it, and soaked in cold water.

B it looks so clean.

A put the watermelon in the straw circle, and it looks cold. Watermelon cutter, more than a foot long and more than two inches wide. Cut this watermelon and see: crisp sand pulp. Sell half first and put half on it for advertising. Let you walk here and have a look: wow, watermelon is good! Chiliang

Stop. Cut this watermelon and have a look: raw? It's blocking the side.

B then don't?

A sell that after dark!

Oh, where's the fool?

A always blows flies with a fan. (Learn to sell) "Noisy food, sweet mouth, two big boys, noisy food."

Oh, that's it.

This is an expert. The singer is a layman.

Is that Mr. Jin Shaoshan?

A can't do small business. Buy eight watermelons at the door and move the ceiling out of the house to set up a stall.

Where's knife B?

A is a kitchen knife used at home.

B kitchen knife to cut watermelon?

There are big and small wounds.

B he can't cut it.

A We should cut another one after we sell one.

B yes.

He killed eight of them together!

He has a short temper.

A sang with an unhappy face, stood there with a kitchen knife and looked at the watermelon, like this! People who walk dare not cross!

B it's horrible.

A was startled when he walked in front of him.

B, this one is stunned!

A what's wrong? Who will the watermelon seller play with? Stare straight with a knife and walk around!

B why are you walking around?

A: Everyone who is fine is watching him from a distance. What's going on here? Who is he with?

B I don't know.

There is no one in front of him.

B yes.

A is probably the opposite.

B, this is still under consideration.

He stood here and looked at it this way: dozens of people are far away, why not come to dinner?

B, come and eat?

Who dares go there like that?

What's B talking about?

He wants to go. They like my singing. I sang them a few words and they ate!

B sing?

A is a word for selling watermelons. That's the challenge. "Hum! "

B challenging.

First, back off!

B, step aside

A (learning Beijing Opera Shake Board) "My watermelon is better than sugar! It's really dry seedling crisp mortar. Don't cheat every penny. If you don't believe me, please try! (White) You eat! "

B eat!

A was scared away!

B then don't run!