What does it mean to say a woman is a tree trunk?

First of all, let’s popularize what tree mounds are. Tree mounds are often found in dark corners of the mountains. After big trees are cut down, half of the mounds are left. The shape is short, thick and fat, which is a sign of “fat and round” women. A nickname. In terms of body shape, there are gourd-shaped tree stumps, gyro-shaped tree stumps, fat pear-shaped tree stumps, pig kidney-shaped tree stumps, short winter melon-shaped tree stumps, and some with a big net underneath. tree stump, and a tree stump with two large baskets hung on it. Tu Feiyuan at least got a rating of "honest and honest", but some tree stumps covered with dog urine moss are best described as treacherous, lazy, greedy and slippery.

In fact, Shudunzi had a clear understanding of himself at first, and knew that his appearance and body shape were at a level that would make people complain. But ever since I read various so-called "positive three views" articles on the Internet recently about bitches, as well as those women who were scolded by me and got negative marks, Shudunzi's self-confidence gradually exploded and he lost himself. It’s as if men will like them after calling them a bitch. They become bolder and bolder, gradually moving from behind the scenes to the front. Their main characteristics are:

1. Thick-skinned

I used to blush when I spoke to men, but now I have learned how to lick their faces and send them private messages to hook up; The wild model with V-shaped red lips feels deeply inferior, and now she dares to sneer and curse: "This is either a bitch or a godfather." In the past, I was very shy when leaving messages under handsome guys, but now I don't even have to show my face, and just write directly on Make an appointment below. "Wow, he's so handsome. I really want to push you down." When you push NMLGB, you feel like a bulldozer. I used to be a secretive nympho, but now I am a blatant nympho. She has also become shameless, cutting meat with a knife, as if she is just like this, if you have the ability, come and chop me, I am the only one who dominates. Since she has not been nourished by a man for a long time, she calls herself a tomboy as a fig leaf, saying that she is independent and strong and does not need a boyfriend. In fact, it’s too ugly to find, right? Drink drink drink.

2. Psychological darkness

Because their male gods have been occupied by beautiful girls for a long time, the tree trunks have suppressed their psychological shadow over time and become full of bad intentions, vicious tongues, gossips and shrews. , yin and yang, weird, jumping up and down, doing what is good and what is bad, sowing dissension, not knowing a few big words, not working hard, not distinguishing between grains, but she is more slippery than anyone else, who has stolen whose pants, who has sold whose integrity, there is nothing she does not know .

Shu Dunzi can do anything, no matter what you can’t think of, no one can do it. He can mix some urine into the goddess perfume, help others bring a bottle of soda and shake it halfway. I just complain to the people around me when I have nothing to do. I met a pervert again on the bus. If you say this is summer, it would still be credible. In the snowy days of the twelfth lunar month, perverts don’t even wear open-crotch pants in winter. If you use a tree stump as a bus, it will take up a lot of space. area! There is no room for perverts behind you. Shudunzi's opening remarks when talking to his friend were basically: "Let me tell you, that old B is actually a bitch. She said bad things about you that day..." She felt as uncomfortable if she didn't sow discord as if she brushed her teeth without spitting out toothpaste. Therefore, as long as the end of the world does not come for 365 days, she will continue to sow discord to the end. Slowly watching the relationship between people around her getting worse and worse, she revealed a hint of joy in the mirror that couldn't fit her round face. If you have a roommate with a tree trunk, you must be vigilant. She will write down your mother's phone number when she borrows your cell phone. After she becomes jealous when she sees you bringing handsome guys over for the night again and again, send a text message to your mother. It makes you unable to eat and walk around.

3. Like gossip

Some people can’t even afford a computer when they go to college. Every day, I would use a second-hand cell phone to refresh my data. By the middle of the month, I would run out of data, so I would go to the next door to use the wifi. People asked her what were you doing squatting at the door in the middle of the night without sleeping? Answer: "I'm sending a private message to my boyfriend." "Oh, then go back to the dormitory and sleep after you send it." "No. I will go to the gossip group to troll people later."

Go to post bars and groups regularly every day to post the following posts:

"Insider Story of a certain celebrity in August 18th"

The words are clear and logical, including time, place, and characters, and are vivid and vivid. , as if I was right there. When I came back, I also wrote about Chicken Soup for the Soul and my feelings about love. I didn’t expect that this kind of person would never love again. QNMB, do I need your love? The celebrity broke up and looked more anxious than his parents' divorce.

"I heard that XXX is a scumbag"

I don't know who said it, but it seems to be the case. I feel itchy in my ass, and I'm just making it up. A girl named A, despite her pretty appearance, is actually a show-off. A certain B is handsome, but he is gay. A certain C and D are so in love, why did they break up? Just make it up and make it up. Habitually leaving messages: "I'm so disappointed, why aren't they together?", "If A and B break up, I don't believe in love anymore." I am a poor household, and I worry about people who I can't touch every day.

“Complaining about your best friend’s best boyfriend”

Tell me, is this kind of person the meanest? What identity do you use to complain about your best friend’s boyfriend? Who are you to complain? Has he ever had sex with you, or have you had a threesome? You wander around alone every day, looking down on this and that, you can't even afford to drink rice porridge, and you worry about other people's chicken being unclean. Why are you so big-hearted?

Every day in class, after class, in the cafeteria, in the dormitory, I use this phone to gossip and hook up. Just like this, Tundunzi is more active at the beginning of the month because the mobile phone has no data at the end of the month.

4. Love fantasy

The tree trunks generally suffer from Erotomania, which is a mental illness in which the patient will fall into the trap of another person falling in love with her. In delusion. After leaving messages under the male god and occasionally receiving replies, the tree trunks will become extremely excited and wonder in their hearts: Does the male god like me? Why doesn't the male god confess his love to me? Why doesn't he pursue me? What kind of life will we live in the future? ...

I fantasized for a while, and saw that the male god had left messages to other girls, and I felt extremely angry: Paralyzed, men really don’t have a good thing, while they are flirting with me, they are also hooking up with others... balabala, let’s start Silently sulking, turning from love to hate, from pink to black. No one but her knew what was going on. Because basically all the love plots were made up by her own brain.

Shudunzi's heart is surging with fantasies about unrealistic love stories. The long-term self-replenishment of her brain has made her arrogant and arrogant, as if all the male gods in the world have feelings for her. , and said to her friends: "XX wants to be with me recently, but I think I still prefer XXX." In fact, these certain male idols don't even know who she is. Shudunzi was so shameful that he was a little pitiful. When he slept, he hugged the quilt and fantasized about being in the arms of a male god. Not only do you fantasize about male idols, but you also fantasize about your classmates, teachers, colleagues, and bosses. Tomorrow the classmate will have a crush on him, and the day after tomorrow the teacher will tease her. When she met a client and shook her hand, she said that the squeeze on her palm was a sexual suggestion.

Shudunzi always lived in her own world and fantasized about being in dire straits, but she didn’t know that the word loneliness made her feel ashamed to be beside her.

5. Possessive and revengeful

Shudunzi has long held the belief that it is natural for others to treat me well. Once there is any dissatisfaction, he will retaliate without mercy. Delicious food and lazy cooking are Shudunzi's specialty, and the most delicious and sinister food is Shudunzi's specialty. As a rich man, he didn't know how to work hard, so he glared at his parents with hatred and asked for money for plastic surgery. She goes out and makes a fool of herself, pretending to be cute and coquettish, and if you can't stand her, just say a few words to her. She has eight sentences waiting to spray you. Even if she can't defeat you, she still has a big move waiting for her. Either she will label you as "disrespecting women" or you will be called "insulting and discriminating against women." Shudunzi fully displayed her characteristics as a woman, and she finally found a partner. Shudunzi mentioned breaking up every now and then, and wanted to get back together after the breakup. In addition to being made to cry, she would also make all kinds of accusations against her ex-boyfriend, making her famous on the Internet. Taking nude photos of her ex-boyfriend and ordering takeout from various restaurants using her ex-boyfriend's address is extremely vulgar. In short, in Shudunzi's outlook on life, men who don't love her are all scum. Men who can't get enough of him usually have sexual impediments.

The tree trunk is like a big strange flower that God accidentally smashed into the world. It does not bite people, but no one chews it. She thinks that she wants to retain the fragrance, so she talks to everyone about it. : "I'm a good girl."

Is it scary to be ugly? If you are a well-educated, gentle and virtuous girl, a little bit ugly, but kind-hearted, thrifty and good at homemaking, there will definitely be many people chasing you. However, if you are ugly, mentally unsound, and endlessly cycle between low self-esteem and jealousy, you will be further and further away from a happy life.

Excerpted from Douban.com, I hope it can help you!