Funny has connotation, talk about hanging and blowing up the sky

1. Loneliness is a word in the dictionary of floating spring, which is called loneliness in the world of local tyrants.

2. Stars should tell you first when they get married or divorced. Hey, are you from the Civil Affairs Bureau? !

This is what diaosi does: you tell him to start a business, but he says he has no capital. You tell him your occupation, and he suspects that it is pyramid selling. You let him study, and he said it was brainwashing. You ask him to change it, and he says it's good so far. You let him try, and he said what if it doesn't work?

Dogs are actually very alert animals, and only when they are safe will they be full. If your dog can eat well, either it feels safe, or it trusts you, or it is imitating you.

It is said that life is a long-distance race, but more people's lives are actually an obstacle course.

6. Frivolity can only be washed away by two things, either a heavy disaster or an effort.

7. The speed of spending money after leaving my job made me understand that going to work is not to make money, but to let you attend classes without spending money. . .

8. Watching classmates and children grow up, the longer they grow, the uglier they get; I have nothing to say but praise silently in my circle of friends.

9. When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in my wallet. It is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.

10. Attention single diaosi: If there are male friends around you who are gay, please encourage them to tolerate them. We should break the traditional secular concept, because once they become, they can save two sisters and give you Amitabha! ! !

1 1. I will hold a banquet and wedding in Shangri-La Hotel, Beijing. Prepare the wedding banquet, waiting for your arrival! I hope you can tell each other. I'll tell you the exact year.

12. The main reason for human progress is that the next generation does not listen to the words of the previous generation.

13. I believe I am who I am. I believe that tomorrow, I believe I can reach for the money. -A beggar's dream

14. I will dog myself three times a day, once poor, once tired and once sleepy!

15. Finding someone to pay back the money is like unrequited love, and you will always feel embarrassed when you say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends!

16. The recent portrayal of life is: walk a hundred steps after dinner and have a good appetite after dinner.

17. The little ones are hidden in the city, and the big ones are hidden under the covers.

18. observation shows that most people who love to sleep late accomplish nothing, while those who can persist in getting up early are in poor spirits all day.

19. There is no hate and love for no reason in this world, only self-portraits for no reason.

20. I like going to the bank in summer. First, I went to see the air conditioner. Second, I went to see the balance. My body and mind will suddenly be much cooler.

2 1. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of MINUS 20 degrees. Until today, I have been heated into a dog, and I still don't understand that beautiful promise, because I am too young.

22. Sister, I spent more than an hour on my make-up, and I went out for a while without makeup.

23. All the people who can ask me out in summer are friends of life and death.

24. It's not innocence that beats me, it's innocence.

25. The room I rent is a monthly sauna.

26. The biggest purpose of finding a girlfriend in summer is to play with her aboveboard.

27. It is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish. What does this sentence mean? Being an old driver is better than letting an old driver lead you.

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28. Classical Chinese is much more elegant than vernacular Chinese. For example, cleaning your vagina is much more elegant than cleaning your vagina.

29. What snacks can I eat when I lose weight?

30. Boys will get extra points for cooking, which is actually a false proposition. The key is to look at their faces Even if Song Joong Ki can't even find a meal, he can't wait to get extra points, but Wu Dalang can make baked wheat cakes. Do you want to add?

3 1. Some girls don't look weak, but sometimes they are really heartless. It takes an afternoon to fill a shopping cart carefully and then empty it.

32. I have long wanted to eat barbecue hot pot, so I won't go if I say no.

33. The travel routes that have been planned with great efforts are deleted. . .

34. And these girls all have one thing in common: no boyfriend.

35. Good-looking people can forgive any mistakes they make!

36. I disagree with this. How can a good-looking person make mistakes?

After a long time, you will find that a man's appearance really doesn't matter. What is important is that he has wisdom in his head, responsibility in his heart and a lot of money. ;