Classic funny and hurtful words

1, uncle, you look great, like a wooden stick.

2. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive! Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

6. Look at your child's length. I'm really sorry for the head shape, the head shape is sorry for the face shape, the face shape is sorry for the neck shape, and the neck shape is sorry for the body shape. You are a freak!

7. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.