Stand-up comedy works with cows

The cow flew away (stand-up cross talk)

My third uncle hates the wind very much. Why? You listen to me and go on.

when my third uncle was young, he was wearing a ponytail with tofu-he couldn't get it up and did nothing. Selling sugar-coated haws, in case of sandstorm, make a sugar-coated haws look like a string of mud balls. Who do you think will buy them? Selling fried noodles with oil, a gust of wind blew away half of the noodles, but before I recovered from my distress, I was caught in a rain and poured all the fried noodles into a soup. Oh, shit.

the spring festival is coming, and my third uncle thought: it's probably easy to sell hydrogen balloons. Colorful in your hand looks good and attracts many children to watch. I don't know that naughty child set off firecrackers in the crowd. Bang, bang exploded several hydrogen balloons in my uncle's hands. When hydrogen caught fire, it set the cotton thread tied to the balloon on fire, and the hydrogen balloons were free of fetters and flew into the sky like ducks. When the wind blows, it runs so fast that it crosses several floors in an instant. My third uncle wanted to cry, but the children were so happy that he clapped his hands and watched the balloon fly.

that friend said, don't you have the same fate as Jiang Ziya! If you ask me, my third uncle can't compare with Jiang Ziya, but at least he later worshipped the Prime Minister.

after many failures, my third uncle had to learn a lesson and thought, whatever I do, the wind is against me. This time, I did something solid, so I bought a cow. I said in my heart that the wind won't run away this time.

When my third uncle is herding cattle, it's comfortable to let them eat grass and lie on the grass by themselves. A cool breeze blew, and my third uncle fell asleep unconsciously ... In my dream, my cow flew into the sky, and there seemed to be a tornado blowing in my eyes, and whoosh, it swept the cow away. My third uncle was surprised and woke up. Although it was a dream and related to following the wind, my third uncle thought, this is a bad omen, and this cow is afraid of losing it.

It's better to strike first, so we shouldn't be wise after the event and pull the cow to the market and sell it. Not to mention, it sold for 2 yuan more than when it was bought. As soon as I was happy, I went to the small restaurant to drink two glasses of wine and went home happily. Suddenly a gust of wind blew sand into my eyes and I couldn't keep my eyes open. Fortunately, there is a small river ditch ahead. Go there and have a wash.

I'm afraid of getting the money-wrapped cloth bag wet, so I put it on a piece of Grand White Rock. That's not Grand White Rock. It's obviously a rabbit sleeping by the river. My third uncle didn't see clearly. The rabbit was frightened and ran faster than anything, but it made a mistake in the busy process. The rabbit's head got into the cover of the cloth bag and dragged it away with the bag when it ran.

my third uncle didn't care to wipe his face, so he went after rabbits. Not far away, a hungry eagle swooped down from the sky and grabbed the rabbit first. My third uncle watched eagerly as the money from selling cattle flew into the sky.

I only wish my life were bad. I dreamed of Niu Fei and should be here.

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