A satirical and arrogant poem

All the mistakes in the whole multiverse are caused by you, and how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

2, demo, look in the mirror and see how big yours is? How long is it? You have whales in your head, don't you? Come back when you grow up, son!

Those who compete with those who surpass themselves will be more arrogant in the end.

4. Don't think that you live in an era when you give milk to your mother. Thanks to Wei Zhongxian, he is not alive. If he were alive and saw countless children under his knees, wouldn't he be particularly happy?

5. Before you spit, think about what you have done. Are you qualified to talk about others? I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?

6. When he satirizes you, you give him a smile. Self-righteous people will lose me sooner or later. . . I mean, I don't want to be with anyone else. . .

7. The greatest pride and inferiority both indicate that the mind is the most fragile.

8. Modesty makes people progress, while pride makes people lag behind.

9. Only you are right in the world.

10, proud people often hide their cowardice through pride.

1 1, this extreme way makes me even more disgusted with you. Before you, I didn't judge a book by its cover!

12, there is no wood in the mountains and no wood in the trees.

13, even if you don't know the law, you are still standing beside panting, you are blind!

14, don't think that you can be an intellectual just by writing a word.

15, you have to know that there is only one earth in the universe, which may also make your arrogance explode.

16, I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

17, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you.

18, Xiaogang saw the test paper and the scores just handed out. He jumped three feet with pride. While showing off himself, he told his classmates about his achievements and asked them to praise him.

19. Kindergarten classes are enrolling students. Go, but I'm afraid your IQ won't even accept you in kindergarten.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

2 1. Proud people always destroy themselves in pride.

22. An arrogant person won't grow up, because he won't like serious advice.

23. I admit that I am ugly, nobody loves me, I am arrogant, I am not gentle, I am not arrogant, but I am a limited edition.

24. You ate chemical fertilizer this morning, how can you talk enthusiastically! ?

25. Hello: The story of the frog in the well has finally been demonstrated.

26. If you forget your own shortcomings, you will become complacent.

27. He is like a rooster pampered all day. He has never seen the world, thinks he is the best in the world, and proudly holds his neck high. As everyone knows, a few months later, when it grows fat enough, it is a bloody knife around its neck.

28. Hang a bitch on your face every day for fear that others will not know that you are a bitch. You were kicked by a donkey when you were born, and your head is like shit.

29, your language is harmless, holding five big coins, watching a wandering story of Sanmao, and living a very satisfactory life.

30, you should know very well. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are ... two piles of shit ...

3 1, none of our habits is more difficult than overcoming pride. Although I tried to hide it, overcome it and destroy it, I still unconsciously revealed it anyway.

Don't judge me lightly You only know my name, but you don't know my story

33. Pride is where all heroes get hurt.

Your old spirit of doing adult sports every day for fitness and being accused of rape is too young to learn.

35. Pride is the product of ignorance.

Only those who have firm and unshakable confidence in their outstanding talents and unique values are called pride.

37. I think you are really a leader. I am the only one. It is said that Bill Gates was even a dime in those days, and it was really condescending for you not to be the boss.

38. Arrogance is an unsupported dignity.

39. Sometimes you are so optimistic that you always think you can shake the earth.

40. The greater the risk, the stronger the pride of taking risks.

4 1, arrogance and a little "smelly".

42. I really want to put you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are.

43. You have an ugly old face. If you have nothing to do, just wave your hand and walk around with your hands in your pockets. I just know a netizen if I have nothing to do. You basically rely on shaking in winter. The only relative is the dog.

44. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul, but it turned out that your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance!

45. Pride is indispensable, and pride is indispensable. If you have no pride, you will approach a husband. If you have self-esteem, you can't be a gentleman.