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Wechat wallet has no money and humor.

1, dreaming that you are poor, and waking up to find that it is not a dream at all.

2. Will staying up late reduce your eyesight? You can't even see the money in WeChat and Alipay.

When I was a child, I thought I would be rich when I grew up. Now I'm halfway through, and I've grown up.

Please be careful when you pass the lawn, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month. Thank you.

5, my current economic situation, looking for a note with preferential cash back in the courier box.

6. Looking at the gap between the rich and the poor from sleeping: I slept, I went back to my room to sleep, I went upstairs to sleep, and I found a place to sleep.

7. Today, my neighbor complained that I was too poor, so I disturbed the people.

8. Hello, I'm a crab. My pliers are missing! I have no pliers!

9. How can I transfer the money from my head to my card? Wait online, hurry up!

10, I just slapped my wallet, but it's nothing, I just hope it swells up!

1 1, growing up, my best trick was to make money disappear.

12. At present, my biggest worry is that my economic ability can't keep up with my aesthetic ability.

13, I don't want to talk because I'm thirsty and have no money to buy water.

14, you can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be poor and single.

15, this society is too realistic, I am so ugly, people's first impression of me is still poor.