Please give me the funniest text messages in the Year of the Tiger. (Significant answers will definitely give you points.)

Love is the road, friends are tigers. There is only one road in life, and there will be many tigers on the road. Don’t go the wrong way when you are rich, don’t sell tigers when you are short of money, don’t get lost when you are happy, and rest. When the time comes, feed the tiger. Wish my tiger happiness!

Xiaohu cried sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Xiaohu said: I feel stupid. His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you! Haha, happy new year!

A bean fell down and became discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "tiger encouragement beans". Is it funny? Happy New Year!

Cry, are you stupid, are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn’t listen. Now you should remember that tigers will be released when they reach a certain size.

Spring sleep is disturbed, and golden tigers run around the house. The mouth makes blessing sounds and the body dances. His eyes shine like a tiger, and his tail carries money around him. May you be blessed with good fortune, wealth, longevity, and good luck everywhere!

Broadcast search: The man is in tatters and has no eyesight. He has not eaten three meals and his limbs are weak. He is tone deaf and has no master. He has bleeding from seven holes and gossips. He is very much like you in his nine-death life. I want to wish him a Happy New Year!

Hey! Another year old! Don't be stubborn and refuse to admit it! The older people get, the more charming they become! So! I wish you a charming fan: May you have a great harvest and great luck in 2010. This year it’s your turn to be the most popular: Happy New Year!

It is not only days like this that I will think of you, but days like this that can harass you openly and openly, telling you, Happy New Year! Be happy every day!

Spring Festival Eve , in a dark corner, I lit a match, regardless of the suppressed emotions and tar in my chest, I am willing to smoke another cigarette for you, and miss you desperately... I kept saying one sentence in my heart: Happy New Year, my friend. !

New Year greetings arrive, I wish you: unstoppable luck in playing cards, showing off leopards and golden flowers, others staring at you with a smile, and others paying you to take money. Don’t forget me then!

The young chicks of that year will now fly in the sky with their strong wings to find the unknown horizon. But no matter how high or far they fly, they will never forget their lovely home and the nurturing grace of their parents. Happy New Year, Mom and Dad!

XX, I would like to say hello to you in the new year: your office will be smooth, your life will be better, your lottery will be mid-term, you will have good luck every day, you will win every card game, you will taste good every meal, and the more you live, the younger you will be. The more handsome you look, the more gold you get in your home, and the more money you get on your wall!

XX, the New Year is here, I wish you a harmonious family, a happy year, a happy life, a peaceful life, a hundred times of energy every day, joy every month, and abundant financial resources every year.