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Talking about Modal Phrases in Cantonese qq
Cantonese, also known as Cantonese and Cantonese, is called vernacular by local people. This paper collects mood phrases in Cantonese qq for everyone. I hope you like it!
Cantonese qq speaking modal phrases. The fat woman was covered with fat, and the shit suddenly jumped to half.
Congratulations on getting rich. Estimate the name of a country-Belgium (Billy is).
There are not many women in the ditch, and the most important thing is * *
Dogs can bark and cats can meow and goo? -Yang Guo (called "Auntie" every day)
Donggua produced in Guangdong, pumpkin produced in Guangnan, watermelon produced in Guangxi and Guang Bei? -Voice (no talking loudly)
Aaron Kwok sings baa songs? Sing "This Song"; Singing in China? -"Singing" RMB
After a day on the left, it became baa again? -Banana (dispelling blood stasis on the left side)
Flower shops sell flowers, electrical stores sell electrical appliances, and Gan Churches sell them? -Oh, my God
Marriage is the grave of love, but the love of marriage has no good end.
See crab roe and want to talk to him? -"You don't play the role of drying crabs."
Coffee cups play with glass and step on tightrope. Will the coffee cup fall from side to side? -The coffee cup is unstable (twins-fall off the shelf)
Conan is ill. Is there a doctor who can see him? Detective? (Detective? Exploring? Conan)
What does bin Laden want to blow up most? Potato? Sweet potato? French fries? -George Bush (Potato)
Can you learn anything from the wild? -Library (dictionary)
What does Di Yun fear most? -Meiyuan Facai (no drama)
It is better to drink tea than to dance cha-cha.
Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei go to the cinema to see a movie. Later Zhao Yun came, but the tickets were sold out.
When is six minus two equal to zero? -When doing the six karma gestures.
Mung beans hit ghosts and turn left to do baa? -Green beans (he turns blue with fear)
Do mung beans hit the column and turn left? -Red beans (they bleed until they turn red)
In the past, left Q and right Q lived together and were buried together, but later right Q moved to the left. What was the result? (guess four words)-block (left) q and live in the sun.
Minna no tabo painted red lipstick and estimated a new English word-direction (big red lips).
Daming raises Xiaoming, and Gansu raises Daming? -Dogs (I've heard a lot about Daming)
Daxiong did something wrong and made her kneel for three hours.
Pride, shake your head and bury the wall
Deng Lixin loves each other very much and is full of energy? -Smurfs (Smurfs are very eager to play and laugh. It's killing me)
Will NDS be better than PSP? -Because NDS can bend machines.
Can PSP be better than NDS? -Because PSP can bend machines.
Kiss a hundred honey rabbits with a big white rabbit. Is it a boy? -not even a d.
Solve Superman's 3 Narrows? -Because "S" is written in paragraph 3.
Do you hate Africans? -Black people hate it
Explain that there are Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world, but Xijing? -Because the Western Classics is better than Tang Sanzang.
Explain that both Ma Xiao and Xiao Ya believe in Xiao He? -Yama Shinho.
Explain that Xiaoming was beaten by others. Why didn't his grandmother save him? -I don't even know when I hit my grandmother.
Can you classify the breasts of pigs? -"Unspeakable Secrets (Read in Mandarin)"
Are the computer keyboard edge buttons the most handsome? F4
When you order a pot and a lid, you have to have sex at leisure.
Dumping two dads in winter is one side? -Doraemon (theme song of Doraemon in Japanese)
Come on, a, dreams can catch a cold before the next one? -Nobita (Nobita)
Hair stickers take the essence, which is redder than Andy Lau.
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