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Translate the following Chaozhou dialect into Mandarin and offer a reward of 30 points! ! !

When I was 5 years old, I told you that I loved you. You tilt your head to one side and ask me, "What are you talking about? /kloc-When I was 0/5 years old, I told you I loved you. Your face is as red as a braised pig's head, your head is low, and your hand is pulling your collar. When I was 20, I told you I loved you. Your head rests on my shoulder, and your hand holds my waist tightly, lest I leave. When I was 25, I told you I loved you. You get up early to cook porridge, come over and hold my nose and say, "get up and eat, the porridge is cold." "At the age of 30, I told you that I love you. You said: You really love me, come back early from work, and then go to the market to buy food. When I was 40, I told you I loved you. You are clearing the table and washing the dishes, and you say with a gloomy face, "OK, dear, go and help the children check their homework." "At the age of 50, I told you that I love you. You looked at me while knitting a sweater and said, "Oh, really? I think you want me to die early. "And have been laughing. At the age of 60, I told you that I love you. You smiled and punched me in the chest: "Old tumbler! Grandson is so old that he is still talking nonsense. "At the age of 70, I told you that I love you. You didn't say anything, but you kept crying. At the last moment of your life, you said this: I love you too. ...