How can traffic jams be humorous? Talking about traffic jams on the road.

1, never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. Or do you like to run by yourself?

2, traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: take a sip of water, don't drink too much at a time ~

3, and said to arrive early. I did get up early, but when the car broke down, it rained and there was a traffic jam ... I really couldn't do a lot with a little effort. ...

4. Discuss with your daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said slowly, let's take sleeping bags and snacks, fill up the gasoline, and then get stuck in traffic.

In the face of traffic jam, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.

6. I was stuck in traffic for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

7. Who are those retarded people who keep honking their horns when there is a traffic jam? Sound the horn for five minutes and one second, 1 minute for 60 times, and fly in the same place. How about that? The magical China humanoid creature!

8. Some people have become cherished family ties for a long time, and some people have concluded big business ... Traffic jams really enhance the pride between people.

9. I can't keep up with the times. Others say that the next stop is happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

10, spit out its smog and traffic jams on weekdays, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

1 1, scheming bitch I chose the most traffic jam time to go to the bank. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.

12, my lover is waiting. Think about whether it is traffic jam or getting lost on the road.

13, the most malicious abuse I have heard so far is: I scold you for going out in traffic jams all your life!

14, people in Hangzhou collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio released a message about Weibo, there was no hope of lifting the traffic jam.

15, alas, I got angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged me for the forklift, and then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.

16, reporter: Teacher Wolong, it is rumored that you have been out of Qishan six times. Is it true?/You don't say. Zhuge Liang: Hey, forget it. Every time I go there, there is a traffic jam. It seems that we can only go out for the seventh time.

17, the traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I still couldn't find the entrance after four years, and I was really worried. . .

18, the highest state of traffic jam is: you are still uncomfortable without traffic jam.

19, the high-speed traffic jam army passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!

20. My, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

2 1, morning rush hour traffic jam is always a nightmare!

22, the house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam when it is late.

23. I walked less than 8 kilometers for two and a half hours, and I haven't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …

24. Lucky-too confident-traffic jam-too confident.

25. Tell everyone a thunderbolt, want to cry without tears, and make the gods cry: the traffic jam section of Hangzhou Ring Expressway is 60 kilometers long! The traffic in the whole city is almost a circle.

26, the longest national day and the longest traffic jam in history!

27. The old driver (Mr. Mahe) told us a truth: when there is traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

28. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. I have to send my children to school for an hour in the morning.