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A routine confessional conversation
Send my name to your account book. How many days will it arrive?
3. Guess where my heart is? It must be on the left. Wrong, on your side.
The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.
Spring water is born, spring forest is in full bloom, and the spring breeze is ten miles, which is not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you.
6. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.
7. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
8. I always want to sneak a look at you when I am hungry, probably because I am delicious.
9. Brother, did you drop this brick?
10. Let me tell you a story. It's a long story. I'll make it short. I miss you.
1 1. Give you a life advice. What advice? I suggest you stay with me.
12. Cute is not a long-term solution, but cute me is a long-term solution.
13. The tiger doesn't show the mountain dew, so be my girlfriend.
14. Nice to meet you soon. Where is it? In my dream.
15. Sister, do me a favor, my parents want a daughter-in-law!
16. Guess what uniform I like. I'm subdued by you.
17. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.
18. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, so you should stay with me.
19. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.
20. You are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in my heart when you are fat.
2 1. What are you? You belong to me.
22. What season do you like? I like the season with you.
23. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again?
24. why are you so short Because I have always been a mini!
25. You are so cute that I won't return the wind to my arms.
26. That's very kind of you. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you.
27. Do you know what is the best wine? Forever.
28. Do you know why I am so tall? Why do I support you? Because the sky is falling.
29. Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.
30. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.
3 1. I'm really sorry if it's your turn. I did it on purpose.
32. I have scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.
33. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What's the problem? Your phone number is not in it.
34. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.
35. I am actually a very dutiful bad person. For example, about loving you, I have only calculated you in my life.
36. I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
I always do things for three minutes, but I love you for a long time.
39. I didn't think life was short and sweet until I met you.
When I met you, God only said four words in my ear.
4 1. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
42. This is your palm, this is Bi Xin, and you are my sweetheart.
43. This is the school uniform, this is the camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness.
44. This is a dumbbell, this is a barbell, and you are an elf who fell to the earth.
45. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.
Tik Tok's dialogue on confession routine
1, ah! I really, really like it ... I hope I can grow old with you! Confession is a routine for girls.
2, open a dose of love elixir: sincere, gentle, respectful, considerate, understanding. Take health as a medicine guide and take it with tenderness like water. The dosage is not limited, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.
3, I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will lose my strength.
The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you.
Add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I will try it.
I like the feeling of being with you.
7. I am willing to bury my heart in yours, so that our love will never change.
8. You are my language, my feelings and my emotions. You are the only person I want in this life. Confession is a routine for girls.
9. Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of mine.
10, I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties; However, difficulties are difficulties after all. This is what I believe.
1 1. If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.
12, I only hold your hand in this life, because you are enough in this life.
13, it's so cold. I stood outside for a while and I was frozen to ice.
14, affectionate since ancient times, but this endless sadness is endless.
15, I had countless dreams, and you were in every dream; I have countless fantasies, and you are in every fantasy; I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed.
The dialogue of confession routine is definitely provocative.
1. As the saying goes, I love you.
2. What kind of dog are you, a little German shepherd, a little nursing dog or an old dog? I'm the kind who likes you.
I think you are particularly like a game. What game? My world.
I cut my hand, so you should do the same, so we are a couple.
Either you die or I die today. You are so cute. I love you.
6. I have super powers. What? I like you very much.
7. You look like one of my relatives. who is it? My mother's son-in-law
8. Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, please stay with me.
9. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.
10. Guess my seat? Aquarius? No, I made it for you.
1 1. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.
12. I'm pretty sure, I just need a kiss.
13. You are very good at clamping dolls, aren't you? But why don't you clamp my heart?
14. Guess where my heart is? To the left. No, on your side.
15. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.
16. If you are instant noodles, what do you think your taste is? Braised beef? Then can I hit on you?
17. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
18. Potatoes will turn into mashed potatoes. Guess what I'll become? I don't know. I like mud.
18. My rent is due. Can I live in your heart?
19. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, it is the starting point of my happiness.
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land to buy? Buy your unswerving dedication.
2 1. You are cute now, you will be cute when you are old, and you will be cute when you die.
22. I want to eat noodles. What noodles? In your heart.
23. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
24. Can you stop talking? I didn't. Then why is your voice all I can think about?
25. There is music in the amusement park. What's the name of someone who can ride on it? Trojan horse. A Mu ~
26. The firecrackers rang again on New Year's Eve, but I didn't have as much as you thought.
27. Don't let me see you again, or I will see you once and like you once!
28. I'll get something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.
29. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? Walls, eyes and knees. I love you, too.
30. Do you know when food tastes best? Eat while it's hot, and you feed me.
3 1. Do you know what I like best? What is this? The first word of the last sentence.
If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.
33. The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know the name of the box containing you and me? What box? A match made in heaven.
34. I love you as well as you.
35. When you barbecue, what do you bake first? Barbecue first. I will consider you first.
36. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.
37. Which one has nothing to do with you, grandma, mother or wife? Wife. Eh ~
38. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.
39. Are you happy? Open it. How can you get in without it?
40. Can you laugh? There is no sugar in my coffee.
4 1. Cute is not a long-term solution, but I am cute.
42. Watch your words. Why? Because I could kiss you at any moment.
43. Lao Zi is a good thing, I hope you can have one.
44. I think you are hurting me by approaching me, which makes me like you very much.
45. I know three people, like you, me, me and me.
46. There is something on your face, my eyes.
47. Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Be your man.
48. Are you a carbonated drink? Why do I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?
49. From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.
50. Do you know what my weakness is? Against you
Sweet routine conversation
1. Will you sell me your unhappiness for a hug?
Don't be unhappy. I will give you a present. Do you like it? I'll give it to you.
Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend, it's against heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.
No matter how long you meet that person, as long as you meet him, it is the best time.
No matter what the weather is like, every day with you is suitable for sex.
It is not difficult to make another name, because the input method knows you.
Give me six dollars. I want to drink yogurt. I want to grow taller and protect you.
Since there is nothing to say, please give me a kiss.
9. I want to kiss you when I am happy, and I want to be kissed when I am unhappy.
10. I have seen many street signs, but why is there no way to your heart?
1 1. The suffering is over, and we will live better together.
12. I think it's annoying when you don't bother me.
13. You buy me lipstick and I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?
14. I think you loved me when you tricked me.
15. You just jumped all the way and scattered little stars in my heart.
16. Your whole body is radiant. Come home with me. There is no street lamp on my way home.
17. Do you want me to apologize or confess?
18. You are the best. If someone is better than you, I will pretend not to see it.
19. Let me live in your heart or your bed.
20. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I would sway in front of you.
2 1. If someone asks you if I can chase you, then ask me if I can run.
22. I gave you all my little thoughts. Please don't leave me in the future
23. I won't be gentle or coquettish. When I tell you to stay, don't abandon me. I can't talk, so just stay here, okay?
24. I won't foolishly ask you who is important, your mother or me, because the people who are important to you are also important to me.
25. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.
26. My heart is broken. Can you come in and fix it?
27. I am shy and won't let me take the initiative in anything.
28. I don't think I'm stupid at all. At least I taught myself how to like you.
29. I just like you. You are mine.
30. Can I be your little princess, the kind where you don't want to scold me when I make a mistake, but you are soft-hearted and give me a hug?
3 1. I want to give you a gift that you like very much, but the postman won't let me stay in the paper box.
I want to be brave and let my love for you break out every morning.
I have two ice creams. Come here, I'll show you.
34. I'm a little sweet and cute, and I like you very much.
35. I am only willing to take advantage of you, and I am willing to pay for it all my life.
I always feel that I have a special ability, even if I can't see you around, I will feel it.
37. My favorite word is eating, two words are sleeping and three words are your name.
How do you say I like you? It's warmer in winter than a stove, and sweeter than a cold cake in summer.
39. If you like someone, you want to shrink yourself into his pocket.
40. Want to kiss the wind around you, maybe one day it will blow on your face.
4 1. Imagine that we should have an old dog in the future. Every night, you walk the dog and I walk you.
42. A clockwork machine always likes you more than the day before.
43. Be your baby and be spoiled.
In the future, if you are lucky enough to be with me, we must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll clean you up.
45. With him, I can breathe freely; Without him, the world is beautiful and blank.
46. It's just spring, but I can't see you.
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