The complete sentence of Jia's prose "Big Talk"

Jia Ling: Dear audience friends.

Bai Kainan: We'll give it to you.

Stills of "Big Talk"

Stills of "Big Talk"

Bai Jia: Happy New Year!

Jia Ling: There is a traditional cross talk called On Teasing.

Bai Kainan: Alas.

Jia Ling: Thank you, Jia Ling (both bow together).

Bai Kainan: Hey, hey.

Jia Ling: This?

Bai Kainan: Why didn't you report it to me?

Crosstalk "Big Talk"

Crosstalk "Big Talk"

Jia Ling: How old are you to hug me?

Bai Kainan: I mean you didn't report me when you reported the names of the actors.

Jia Ling: Does the champion still need a newspaper?

Bai Kainan: What is our famous saying in the phonograph field?

Jia Ling: Huh?

Bai Kainan: Make fun of three points and detain seven points. You joke 30% and I joke 70%.

Jia Ling: Don't forget that I am a red flower on the stage.

Bai Kainan: Alas, I am still green.

Jia Ling: Let's see, ah, is this a green leaf? Isn't this rotten vegetable leaf? Greening leaf

Bai Kainan: No, if I am a rotten vegetable leaf, then you are popcorn.

Jia Ling: How dare you talk to us like that?

Bai Kainan: No.

Jia Ling: I tell you, I will play with or without you today.

Bai Kainan: Hey, then you can go it alone.

Jia Ling: Really.

Bai Kainan: Me.

Jia Ling: Hey, hey, what are you doing?

Bai Kainan: No, you're not.

Jia Ling: Just kidding.

Bai Kainan: Oh.

Jia Ling: We have to keep acting.

Bai Kainan: Still like this.

Part two? Qiongyao edition

Jia Ling: It depends on what the audience likes to watch.

Bai Kainan: So what do people like to watch?

Jia Ling: Let me ask you first.

Bai Kainan: Hmm.

Jia Ling: What does your family like to watch?

Bai Kainan: My mother loves to watch romantic dramas, my father loves to watch martial arts movies, especially my daughter-in-law is willing to watch court dramas. It is difficult for everyone to adjust.

Jia Ling: Not necessarily. Today, we will make on-site adjustments. "On teasing" the traditional cross talk

Bai Kainan: Ah.

Jia Ling: Deducted into various versions.

Bai Kainan: No, what versions are there?

Jia Ling: Hey, what do you think your mother likes to watch?

Bai Kainan: Romantic Drama

Jia Ling: Then let's have a Qiong Yao version of On Teasing People.

Bai Kainan: What's its name?

Jia Ling: It's called "Holding Deep, Funny"

Bai Kainan: OK, let's start over.

Jia Ling: Come on.

(Love is deep, rain and dew, music starts)

Jia Ling: Wow.

Bai Kainan: Oh, wow.

Jia Ling: Isn't this my brother? (Hong Kong and Taiwan accent)

Bai Kainan: You are not a sister (Hong Kong and Taiwan accent).

Jia Ling: Hmm.

Bai Kainan: How did you get here?

Jia Ling: I'm here to perform.

Bai Kainan: What a coincidence! I'm also here to perform.

Jia Ling: But on this stage, I am a joke, and you are just a comedian.

Bai Kainan: Don't you think it's important to hold a hat (second sound)?

Jia Ling: Brother, please. Don't argue with me, okay? (Shaking hands with Bai Kainan)

Bai Kainan: He is not good.

Jia Ling: OK. In that case, why don't we have a showdown? I am a red flower on the stage, and (fat? Huh? You are nothing but a rotten vegetable leaf.

Bai Kainan: What, how could you do that? You can't do this. If I were a rotten leaf. So you're popcorn

Jia Ling: That's enough. I don't want to hear you lecture me, you bitch.

Bai Kainan: What? You called me a bitch. No, you are wrong. I'm not a bitch, not a bitch! It's notoginseng. Haven't you heard the phrase "three points to tease and seven points to hold"?

Jia Ling: OK! I don't want to argue with you like this anymore. I know you've always wanted to be funny.

Bai Kainan: Did I say that?

Jia Ling: Yes, you did! Do you know that your eyes betray your heart, but your eyebrows betray your eyes (zoom in, close-up of Bai Kainan's eight eyebrows)!

Bai Kainan: Stop.

Jia Ling: However, if you want to be a joke, it's just wishful thinking. It won't end well, because you don't deserve it, you don't deserve it (crying)!

Bai Kainan: No, what you said is not true. You're talking nonsense, nonsense, nonsense (shaking your head).

Jia Ling: Calm down (slapping Bai Kainan).

Bai Kainan: Hey?

Jia Ling: What's the matter? What happened?

Bai Kainan: Stop.

Jia Ling: What's the matter?

Bai Kainan: No, I really put my heart and soul into the performance. Why do I feel slapped by you?

Jia Ling: No.

Bai Kainan: Did you hit me?

Audience: No.

Bai Kainan: No.

Jia Ling: How honest the audience is.

Bai Kainan: What is honesty? Who doesn't know who hurts? Not you

Jia Ling: Didn't we just play the Qiong Yao version of "Teaser"?

Bai Kainan: Yes, Qiong Yao's.

Jia Ling: Isn't this sensational?

Bai Kainan: Then you can slap me.

Jia Ling: Ah.

Part three? Jinyong edition

Bai Kainan: That won't do. You have to change.

Jia Ling: Come, come, let's switch to A Jin Yong, which your father likes to watch.

Bai Kainan: What's its name?

Jia Ling: Legends of Stage Heroes.

Bai Kainan: Well, start over.

(Iron Blood and Red Heart Music)

Do Altman classic movements with your fingers and mouth.

Bai Kainan: (with Feng Gong accent) This is not to tease these people. Does the Lord tease you to play hero? (handover)

Jia Ling: (Shanxikou) Hahahaha I (fat? Huh? ) Who is it? So it's the leader of the great gang who holds the hero of smelly feet?

Bai Kainan: I heard that Xia was very rude to our gang. Today, I am here to ask for justice.

Jia Ling: Not bad. Are you just some rotten vegetables and leaves? We can only call Wu Hejie (softly pointing to Golden Rooster Independence)

Bai Kainan: But someone asked me to take a message for you! (Nine Yin White Bone Claw)

Jia Ling: What? (like Batman)

Bai Kainan: Today's Wulin is a three-part play and a seven-part show. Your funny gang is just expired popcorn, and it is just (learning qigong from turtle pie)

Jia Ling: OK, let me do it today. Huh? ) This popcorn will teach you a lesson, you rotten vegetable? Foliage (like cockfighting)

Bai Kainan: I'm going to sweep the floor for the Wulin Congress today. Please do it (golden rooster independence)

Jia Ling: You said he was like this, and he still needs me to do it? (Pushing Bai Kainan)

Bai Kainan: Really? (pour) (send? Huh? )

Jia Ling: What now?

Bai Kainan? I-how did I lose again?

Jia Ling: I didn't even touch you.

Part four? Palace edition

Bai Kainan: If you can't do this, you must change.

Jia Ling: OK, OK, let's change the version. Change it to the palace version of "On Teasing", which your daughter-in-law loves to watch.

Bai Kainan: What's its name?

Jia Ling: It's called the secret history of flirting.

Bai Kainan: Then start over.

(Thousand Hands Guanyin Music)

(Dressed as toffee, the two men approach the emperor and begin to dance Guanyin with thousands of hands. )

Jia Ling: Your Majesty, your Majesty.

Bai Kainan: No, you. Who are you?

Jia Ling: I am a tease princess.

Bai Kainan: I, I only remember flying in Doby. Remember to make three points and win seven points.

Jia Ling: Your Majesty, does it mean that three points tease seven points? Are you talking about the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding?

Bai Kainan: Yes, teasing the princess. This is the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point hugging.

Jia Ling: Really, Your Majesty, are you really talking about the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point kidnapping?

Bai Kainan: Yes, cousin, this is really the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point control.

Jia Ling: Really, Your Majesty? Then, why is it called the legendary three-point tease and seven-point hug?

Bai Kainan: Yes, because it is composed of three-point teasing and seven-point holding.

Jia Ling: Really, Your Majesty? Do you think it's fair to treat the princess like this? In this palace, I'm tired of intrigue, endless, endless?

Bai Kainan: You will never stop. What's the difference between a joke and a compliment?

Jia Ling: Do you think it doesn't matter? Do you really think it doesn't matter Do you really really think it doesn't matter? You don't want to break up with me, do you?

Bai Kainan: I just want to break up with you! No, you feel worse than hitting me just now!

Jia Ling: Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really, really sad But what does this have to do with me?

Bai Kainan: I can't take it anymore.

Jia Ling: Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really, really tired? But what does this have to do with me?

Bai Kainan: Oh, hey, I beg you, can I stop this cross talk?

Jia Ling: Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really really going to stop talking about cross talk? But what does this have to do with me?

Bai Kainan: Oh, help! (Walking off the stage)

Jia Ling: Are you going to die? Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really really not going to die? But what does this have to do with me?