Lie in front of the grave and sing in fear

Love is not white rice. Without it, you will not starve to death.

I really want to call your grandfather: Dad!

I’ll send you thousands of miles away and you won’t come back

Classic statement: Taxi is a tool that can quickly calculate the maximum distance between you and your destination.

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If it comes out, I will continue to sleep.

Teacher, why did you look so ecstatic in the last class...

I want to run against the sun and let the shadow follow me behind me

Your stupidity is always so creative.

We are young and ruthless. Must,

I will not watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes

Just because you are my chopsticks, therefore he becomes my food< /p>

Monitor, your mole is really sexy.

A good horse doesn’t eat grass when it turns back, because there is no grass when it turns back.

If you don’t listen to the old man, you will die in front of me.

Men sometimes want women to take the initiative.

My destiny is determined by me and not by Heaven. If Heaven wants to destroy me, I will destroy Heaven

The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food wherever you go throughout your life. .

I will depend on you for the rest of my life. If you dare to run away, I will kick you into a eunuch.

I also had a pair of wings, but I didn’t use them in the sky. Soar, but put it in a pot to stew soup...

You can use fire to test gold, you can use gold to test women, and you can use women to test men.

When we remove the stumbling blocks placed by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

I am your kite, the string is in your hand, but the only thing that accompanies me is the wind.

Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

Life is so fucking fun, because life is fucking fun to me!

In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

Going to bed means that you will have to get up tomorrow.

Friends around me, please hurry up and become famous, so that my memoirs can sell well

When I have money, I can buy a stick of chewing gum with a hundred yuan, and follow The shop owner said: No need to look for it...

The Internet is like a prison. You enter by stealing a wallet, but you learn everything when you get out.

I don’t intend to be different, but my taste is outstanding.

Shocking Quotes: House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men...

The so-called love words mean that you say something that you don’t believe, but you hope The other party believes it.

Never becoming an outstanding college student depends on strong character!

When I am lonely, I like to lie down in front of the grave alone and sing uneasily.

I don’t take it seriously when I speak, but I pay too much attention when I am silent.

Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can’t see each other’s faces

The best way to make a man cherish is to let him never get it and let a woman The best way to cherish her is to keep satisfying her!

A collection of funny stories, anxious and anxious people, anxious society and anxious gods

1 As long as it has a comedic ending, I can do whatever you want with the process~

2 In order to sleep well at night, you must have a good rest during the day.

3 If you make me angry, I will give you some EMU tickets.

4 No matter how beautiful the photos are, they can’t hide your plain face in reality.

5 Underage girls, please chat with me accompanied by your parents. Thank you.

6 That’s not geography, it’s physics. This isn't physics either.

It's nonsense

7 People who really care about you won't care about your appearance. Those who only care about appearance, don't treat them as human beings.

8 Sing to the computer with fear, sing After that, the computer crashed.

9 Riding a donkey to steal wires, and calling again after a storm

10 My family lives in Loess Gaopo, and my father is my mother’s cousin.

11 Don’t mess around with life, be careful that life messes you up.

12 The most touching words are not that I can give up the whole world for you, but that I can give up the World of Warcraft for you~

13 It’s capital to pretend to be better than a woman, and it’s capital to pretend to be better than a man. abnormal.

14 You do art and I do yours. This is called in-depth art

15 When you see injustice on the road, you yell, then turn around and leave

16 A worried person , An anxious society and an anxious god.

17 Someone said to me, in the next life, you should come earlier! I said, you said the same thing in your last life

18. Sitting at the desk and picking my feet. My feet are so strong.

19 As soon as I get up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap

20 Never explain, people who understand you don’t need it, and those who don’t understand don’t deserve it

< p> 21 I gave you my heart and you still think it’s fishy

22 Whenever I see others pretending to be B, I always lower my head silently. It’s not that I’m being low-key, it’s that I’m looking for bricks~ I understand. ?

23 Stomach pain is not a disease, there is a little life in your belly

24 The most beautiful thing in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign

< p> 25 The light lengthened my figure and slowly disappeared. It turns out I'm invisible.

26 Grandson, go and ask your grandpa to come back for dinner. Son, my sister asked you to go home and eat. 27 Just forget about scolding you. You have to wait for me to beat you before you know that I Both civil and military.

28 Being humble is not a spirit, but a state.

29 The left brain is water and the right brain is flour. If it doesn't move, it's nothing more. If it moves, it's all paste...

30 We are like dominoes. I fell to you, but you fell to someone else.

31 Whoever is my source of wealth will be destroyed by me.

32. When you are unhappy, you want to listen to music. When you listen to music, you will not be happy.

33 Let me lose weight and become a lean man!! Get rich and become a nouveau riche!!

34 I have seen through the world of mortals but I just won’t become a monk. Super funny story - Don’t be in my grave cry before. Dirty my path to reincarnation

I have already washed my face, why don’t you use your saliva to wash my face again!

You are obviously mean... but you still insist on telling me that you are open...

Hold your son's hand and grow old together with him. Holding the child's foot, he fell with the child.

As long as you hold the hoe well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

Who are we afraid of when walking on the street? Who is afraid of us standing on the road?

A quick look at you is not as good as a quick look at you.

It is unlikely that you know my age, because I change every year.

You said: How can you see a rainbow without going through wind and rain? But you are a storm

The one with four circles may not be a BMW, it may also be an ice cream

I am just a common person. If you and I are poor, I will be anxious.

When you are in a bad mood, listen to the worries and you will know that someone is more worried than you.

When I get rich, I will buy the whole road and walk alone...

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Who dares to say that he has never loved one or two scumbags in his life?

Before you even get a chance to flirt with others, you will be plucked out.

If you take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, you will not be short of calcium.

The secret to longevity -- keep breathing, don't stop breathing.

I calculated with my fingers that the day of school is not far away.

Prices are rising, why doesn’t my girl’s value rise?

I just fell asleep and received a text message: Wrong sleeping position, sleep again.

Us? Life is limited, but us? Unlimited abilities

The sky is filled with sky lanterns, and the sky is filled with seven wolves.

It’s as if I can’t see myself or the future.

We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, but if we are not destined to meet each other, no one knows each other. ． ·

There is a period of shit-yellow memories in a person’s life. Can't forget

Hey, may I ask, does your coffin have a sliding lid or a flip-top lid?

Looking back, eh? Why are you lying on the ground?

God gave me youth, and also gave me youth beans.

I heard that getting married is cheap now. Let’s go get married. I invite you

〆〃. You have played tricks on me until your gray hair has not defeated me.

っ Don’t cry at my grave. Dirty my path to reincarnation. .

I turned sideways without hesitation, just to save my eyes!

You are like a gust of wind that blows and then disappears. It disappears and blows again.

There is no neutrality in my world. Either you stay or you get out.

゛Ε nd丶Happiness comes and goes faster

I hope that all loving couples are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years

You grow up Slow down the Internet speed, it consumes too much memory.

It is better to call 10086. Make calls and receive calls at any time.

Whenever I see an injustice on the road, I roar, and after I roar, I turn around and leave! !

I think it’s OK to travel to China. Can I do it without paying the phone bill?

You said, being friends is our best choice.

After dawn, I will forget how cold it was when we reunited last night. A collection of classic domineering stories in 2021: Don’t cry in front of my grave, you will dirty my reincarnation path

1. The curtain is first rolled, the first quarter moon is like a hook, I am thinking secretly and cutting constantly, and the reasoning is still chaotic. The sorrow of separation is overwhelming, and the autumn wind is already cold. The leaves are falling, the autumn breeze is cool, and the fragments of memory have not left the branches, as if you have never left in my heart. However, this sadness has imprisoned my long-term expectations, loneliness and the world...

< p> 2. The journey of life will never be smooth sailing, and the journey of life will never be achieved overnight. There will always be wind and rain, frost and snow, setbacks and failures will always come unexpectedly, difficulties and obstacles will always come unexpectedly. The key is to see how you face it and deal with it. If you have a normal mentality and are indifferent to fame and fortune, failure will not be terrible and setbacks will not be terrible. Life will become warm and peaceful.

3. Not everyone is worthy of love, and not every lover is worthy of marrying. You meet many people in your life, some are suitable for falling in love, and some are companions for life. The difference is simple, the one suitable for love will make you happy, and the one suitable for marriage will make you feel at ease.

4. Life is beautiful but also short. Some life is lonely, and some life is colorful; different people have different pursuits in life. It is a one-way line with no return journey. Everyone uses all their time to move forward.

5. You are always so kind. When something happens, you don’t want others to make it difficult, but you have to make it difficult for yourself.

6. The hourglass of time deposits the inescapable past, and the hands of memory always pick up those bright sorrows. The wings of youth cut through painful memories; yesterday’s tears stirred up ripples in the heart.

7. If the economy cannot be self-reliant, there will be no confidence in personal dignity, and love and freedom will have to be wronged.

8. When I was six years old, I caught a cicada and thought I could catch Xia Tian. When I was sixteen years old, I kissed his face and thought I would be with him forever.

9. My heart hurts so much that I can’t breathe. My former love, the one who once told me that I couldn’t live without me, finally left.

10. Men should understand: as long as she is still willing to talk to you, no matter how harsh her words are, she is just waiting for you to coax her.

11. You lost the moment you were stunned when you heard his name.

12. Flowers bloom in early summer. The fragrance of May is floating. Draw the ground as a prison.

Stop 36: I can disappear myself in one minute. It doesn't even take 60 seconds to end it all. but. I really don't know. How long will it take for me to forget everything?

13. To love someone, you don’t have to get. Sometimes, giving is also a kind of happiness. As simple as a hug. Some love is like the wind flying over the mountains or the swallows flying over the eaves. As long as you have experienced it in your heart, it is enough.

14. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.