Humorous jokes about weight loss

1. Eating less ginger is beneficial to weight loss, because there is an old saying that "you can lose weight without ginger"! 2. Eating more day lilies is beneficial to losing weight, because there is an old saying called "yellow lilies are thin"! 3. Doing your own things by yourself is conducive to losing weight, because there is an idiom called "you can lose weight by yourself"! 4. Maintaining good health is conducive to losing weight, because there is an auspicious saying called "healthy and slimming"! 5. Lie less and stand more, because a lot of fat grows while lying in bed, otherwise why would there be the term "fat lying". 5. Walk when you can. The reason why birds have streamlined bodies is because "birds lose weight"! 6. Go to the beach less often, because it is easy to gain weight if you often stay at the beach. Otherwise, why would there be a "fat sea"? 7. When visiting the park, look more at red flowers and less at green leaves, because "green is fat and red is thin"! 8. Think less about things, because as soon as you think about things, your mind will be filled with thoughts. As time goes by, you will inevitably become "overwhelmed"! 9. Be less angry, take a step back, endure the calm for a while, and over time, the weight loss effect will be obvious. Otherwise, how could there be the term "bearing thin"? 10. Eat more duck tongue. Foreign experience (mainly Australia) shows that eating duck tongue regularly has a considerable weight loss effect. Have you heard of "duck tongue slimming"? That’s the truth! 11. Eat more ants. Foreign experience (mainly in parts of South America) shows that eating ants regularly has obvious weight loss effects. Have you heard of "eating ants to lose weight"? That’s the truth! If none of the above methods are obvious, it is recommended that you buy a scale and use a paper clip to fix its pointer on the ideal weight scale, and you will receive immediate weight loss results!