Funny Quotations in Jianghu-How can a person float in Jianghu without a knife?

I must be reborn as a man in my next life and then marry a woman like me.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then I should at least eat a pair of whales. ...

I walked across the south ~ ran across the north ~ drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. I've climbed mountains and fought tigers ~ I've practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple. I often treat Clinton as 250 yuan and feed Sakyamuni to the tiger! There was a dance on the pyramid, and Jesus beat drums on his head.

I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person.

Bathing is a blessing to the ass and a pain to the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass, but listening to you is a pain on the head and a pain on the ass.

The brothers in the dormitory decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold the telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine and cry with tears: My illness has finally been saved.

People are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not carry knives?

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

If god wants to destroy people, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy. He wants them to buy a house first.

I have eight honors on my left and eight disgraces on my right. Theory of Three Represents Theory is at my waist, and a group of harmony is on my chest. Man blocks killing, while Buddha blocks killing.

Take your hand and drag it to the dog.

I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money.

It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

I was drunk and nobody obeyed, so I held the wall.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Who says I'm white, thin and beautiful ~ I'll be good friends with him.

About thongs: I used to take off my underwear and look at my ass. Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear. ...

"What is an optimist?" "This ... is like a teapot, my ass is burning red, and I am in the mood to whistle!"

The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

Water is cut off during the day, power is cut off at night, wages cannot be paid, and noodles cannot be bought. Deng Xuan was opened to find the answer. It turned out to be the primary stage of socialism, and in the end, damn it, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years.

A friend of mine is an intern in Unicom. One day, an old man came up and said, "Can you get me a mobile card?" Then, the friend said without looking up, "Master, someone has come to smash the venue.

If lovelorn, inspirational: what is lovelorn? How can people not get a gentle knife when they are floating in love?

1, don't say sad, everyone has their own story. Live not to miss yesterday, but to wait for hope and let everyone see your strength. You can live well without him.

2, don't say who you love most, life is still very long, no one can predict tomorrow, maybe your true love is still waiting for you next second.

Don't give the person who hurt you a second chance to hurt you.

4. Be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, so he is classified as a memory.

Don't tell him I hate you after it's over, because love is a matter of two people, and it's everyone's responsibility to miss it.

6. After you leave, tell him loudly: I love you, it has nothing to do with you. Love is your right, say whatever you want, remember the past calmly, and then cry. After crying, leave everything in yesterday and never touch it.

7. After you leave, you will think of a lonely picture, but please forget it. A person always has a new beginning. Don't let the past bind you in the hall of sadness.

8. In the vast sea of people, some people just passed by, while others left a deep impression on you. Maybe you have to go all your life and share everything. Maybe you were meant to be apart. Everyone has his own way of life and has the right to choose his own way and way of life.

9. Try to go out, and you will see that the sun tomorrow will be warmer than today! Tomorrow's sky is bluer than today!

10, if TA doesn't love you, TA loses a person who loves TA, and you lose a person who doesn't love yourself, but you get a chance to live and love again! Therefore, only by giving up people who don't belong to you can you find someone who really knows how to love you! Someone who understands you! Someone who knows how to take care of you! So giving up is another pursuit!

1 1, there is no shame in being lovelorn. However, some lovelorn people think it is shameful to be lovelorn. Because they have been teased and played by each other, they feel humiliated, ashamed, have a strong sense of inferiority and even live alone. In fact, the development of everything faces two prospects, and so does love.

12, lovelorn, try to find some shortcomings of the other party (after all, no one is perfect), so as not to be too sad. Learn to comfort yourself, okay? Let yourself be more happy and less troubled!

13, what is lovelorn? Gently, don't regret when you leave, because as long as you wave your hand, you will find that someone can't wait to secretly hold your hand!

14, what is lovelorn? When people are floating, how can they not get a gentle knife, endure some pain, pull it out, put some gold on it, and spread it all over their calves?

15, lost a crooked-necked tree and the whole forest.

16. Don't make any noise when you say goodbye. After all, he will be sad after they have been together for so long, but he is smarter and doesn't want to tie you or his tomorrow. Let's get together and part. In the future, we will still be friends.

17, pain is better than nothing. Of course it hurts, which means you're still alive.

18, forget those unhappy things! Even God thinks that sorrow and trouble don't belong to you. Try to let yourself out, (you will see that the sun tomorrow will be warmer than today! Tomorrow's sky is bluer than today!

19, habits or feelings, time will dilute all this.

20. I want to tell you that a friend will support you silently. If something goes wrong, you will find that I am with you from beginning to end. Be happy!

2 1. When you miss him, think about his kindness and his smile. I remember loving someone, never mind who started betraying in the end, just be happy.

22. A person's world always needs another person as a foil. When he leaves, he can't afford to support you. I believe that I will have a better tomorrow. The flowers have withered, and the same flowers will bloom tomorrow.

23, there is a fall called stand up, there is a loss called harvest, there is a failure called success stronger, friend, tomorrow will belong to you!

24, fate, whether you believe it or not! In short, sometimes I have to listen. The person who loves you and the person you love may be arranged by heaven. Maybe you have been pursued enthusiastically, but what if it doesn't belong to you? Just add some scarred memories.

The boy's super-drag character tells me that how can people not be beaten when they are in the Jianghu?

First, people are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not get stabbed; People in Jianghu can't live without a stick.

Second, now you see me in color. Talking about mood phrases

Third, loneliness is just a gorgeous bluff. Who is who, will continue after thousands of years.

Fourth, no matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.

Please don't make yourself a sharp experiment. The final pain is still your own.

Sixth, I feel distressed, but no one knows, only myself knows.

7. Think of yourself as an opponent when you have nothing to do and see if you can beat yourself!

Eight, things are human beings, things are human beings, and life does not stay for anyone.

9. The memory of rosemary has faded. Who is chasing the happiness of four-leaf clover?

Ten, rather than hate today with tears, it is better to fight today with sweat.

Eleven, any emotion is fragile. Cracks will appear if you apply a little force. Can never be recovered. The lingering thoughts in life.

Twelve, the fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to make the fisherman smile with its own life.

Thirteen, the more trust, the deeper the rebellion: the more love, the greater the danger.

Think about my promise to you. I am very happy because I have been working hard.

15. Love without love will never go bad. So, we flirt, we are ambiguous, but we should never fall in love.

Emotion lost to distance, distance lost to moment, and we lost to reality.

What matters is not where a person stands, but in which direction.

18. Don't underestimate anyone. Ordinary people often do unexpected things.

19. Abandon what you have and save it for the last second.

Twenty, tired of love, how to stop?

Twenty-one, what is a happy era? Sorrow can't be said to be not caused by the times, but in the final analysis, it can only be said to be caused by itself.

22. Look up at the sky and listen attentively.

The legendary swordsman's classic quotations

1. I usually peek at other people's books. I bought this one myself, with a sword score of Shushan.

2, let's have a look (fish). Fish can't leave the boat without water. You can't get into the water without paying, and the fish will get on board.

3. Give you three seconds to think about ... "3, 7, 9 ..." (How can anyone count like this? )

If you have practiced, fight with those who have practiced, not with me. He is a professional and I am an amateur. He won. I didn't choose at random.

5. Boss, I lost my first kiss ... haha laughed.

6. Where did this book come from? -Bought it from a stall.-Pirated goods.-Pirated goods? Then you should read two pages before you fuck him.

7, the rivers and lakes are sinister, and if you can't, you will withdraw.

My sister has been better than me since she was a child. She can write poetry, draw pictures, do addition and subtraction skillfully in ten minutes, and won the third prize in the paper-cutting competition in primary school (this is really strong).

9, my leg, my 100 meter 9.5 second black hairy leg!

10, I don't have any skills, but my neck is particularly soft and I peek at other people's books. ...

1 1, "Where did you fight? It is clearly a cross! "

12 is the advertising time.

13, we Jianghu people, benevolence and righteousness are supreme, which is nothing!

14, hello, which unit?

15, tell you a good news, we are robbing.

16, young man, willing to force) 18, relying on mountains to eat, relying on water to eat, grab today, don't give, whoever wants to resist, let him go to hell.

19, don't be too presumptuous, it's useless.

20. He admits that this book is an admission of failure!

2 1, are you young? Never mind, I will be old in two years.

22, don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning! Classic quotations come from the water mirror bar SMS network.

23. I am a deep person because I live in the basement.

24. It's almost three o'clock, which is not enough.

God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

26. You don't need to buy a house unless your mother-in-law is settled.

27. I am in a hurry to go to work in the morning, and I am in a hurry to get off work when I arrive at the company.

28. If one day I have no money, even 10086 won't care about me.

29. One generation is arrogant, the world is divided into two parts, the three worlds are romantic, and the Four Seasons Inn ... Do you also play ... Lianliankan in ……TMD online games?

30, insiders watch the door, and the trip depends on the sidewalk.