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An interesting philosophy book.

1. Just because I saw you one more time in the crowd, I felt that I wasted one more second.

Everyone read a book today, which moved me very much. There is too much to pay attention to.

Life is my life, and death is my private life.

4. When the sky falls on Sri Lanka, push it into the fire pit first!

A good dog doesn't stand in the way, but a roadblock stands in the way.

6. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money 0.0, let me 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0! 0

I have crossed more bridges than you. That's because I'm too lazy to move. I eat more salt than you. Then your smell is heavy.

Eight. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn swords. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, the person who learned the sword became the swordsman.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

10. If no one is holding hands, I will take a ride.

1 1. You are a well, no matter what.

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12. What's your status? At most, you have an ID card!

13. Going out to bask in the sun again. No one will call you an idiot if it's dark!

14. The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, for my sake, forget it.

15. This world is

So is the post-80s generation.

After 90, but in the final analysis, it is still thick-skinned.

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

17. Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock!

18. It is not necessarily a magnet that can attract things. Maybe it's the toilet.

19. If my life is a movie, this product is at most a small advertisement that pops up.

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So-called

Sancong

Four virtues,

Three obedience means never being gentle, never being considerate and never being unreasonable.

The four virtues are that you can't fight, scold, provoke or say no.

2 1. I will definitely boil the cold water you spilled on me and pour it back for you.

22. So from now on, please form a team automatically and get out of my sight.

23. You are not a palette. Don't give me color to see!

I met my old classmate while driving. My old classmates have been dragging me away. For mutual affection, I helped him out of a pool of blood.

People nowadays are becoming more and more self-righteous. How is it possible that they never think of others, are self-centered and think that the whole world revolves around them? All for me!

Twenty-six. Someone will challenge you in the future and say that you have the ability to bite me! Tell him I can't bite you. After all, tiger poison doesn't eat children.

27. The most worrying novel I have ever read is I Chat with You.

If you are really hungry, call me and I will give you some snacks.

Twenty-nine Look at the way you swallow mountains and rivers when you tear up the express parcel. Not at all like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

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With Tenuto boy, you are so lucky to know me. It seems that your ancestors accumulated many virtues.

3 1. I'm not lying, I'm just distorting the facts to make them conform to the contradictory reality.

Thirty-two In this season when falls can lead to burns, people who can go shopping with you are usually friends of life and death.

33. I must be a shining psycho in your ordinary life.

Thirty-four Today we have a dog together, and then we walk the dog together. After a long time, we have love, and dogs have dogs.

Thirty-five Why do girls care so much about each other? Anyway, after a few days.

We will go to the square dance for ten years together.

36. Did someone ask me if I was chased? Funny, isn't it common? Let's talk about yesterday. The dog chased me fiercely.

Three blocks.

37. Wrap the quilt again. Suddenly I feel that the quilt is much more intimate than people: I won't leave for no reason, but it is still warm to hold. It is no wonder that from ancient times to the present, no matter whether you are fleeing or traveling far from home, you are packing up and leaving.