Funny drinking sentences drink even if you throw up (40 sentences)

Drink funny drinking sentences even if you throw up. 1. If you can't reach the food, stand up.

I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. It's even worse when you're drunk. Don't drink it in the future.

3. Drink envy, drink unit lack of funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

I advise you to drink more, there is no reason to go out.

5. Wine meets bosom friends and poetry is sung to people.

6. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it will be haunted. You slip your legs when you talk. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

7. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;

8. If you drink today, you will be drunk today. Don't be too tired in life.

9. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

10. Two or three games a day, four or five taels per meal. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.

1 1. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

12. I once had a drink with a leader and others and drank too much. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

13. Drink nine doses at a time, focusing on cultivation.

14. Drink only drinks, but leaders don't want them.

15. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

16. Today's wine made you drunk today, so drink cold water instead.

17. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

19. The people who died in the war are all dead, and the living will continue to live and drink, remembering the time when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

20. Seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.

I want to drink even if I throw up. I think it's false to drink with you, but it's true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

22. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

When I leave home, I will ask this young lady to accompany me.

24. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

25. Don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

26. deep feelings, a stuffy.

27. No drinking, no future;

28. Qianshan is always in love, so drink less.

29. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

30. Those who can drink one or two drinks two, such friends are bold enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;

3 1. Men and women have no chance to drink.

32. I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most intimate!

33. If you don't drink, you will get nothing. It's really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends when drinking.

34. Wine can make a man brave. He refuses to obey his wife.

35. If you are drunk, the first person you think of will be the one you love most.

36. Wine nourishes the soul, and water nourishes people, until dawn.

37. Time flies like lightning, and it's hard to catch up.

38. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

40. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.

Classic funny sentences about drinking (60 sentences)

Classic funny sentences about drinking 1. The key is the right atmosphere.

I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't control it.

3. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking it will be haunted. You will trip and look for water at night. You will wake up early and regret it.

5. Standing on your feet, drinking doesn't count.

I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

7. Give up drinking once and you will fail.

8. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

9. swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.

10. Men don't drink, go around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends;

1 1. Drink less, drink more and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.

12. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

13. If you can't get drunk, you can't solve the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

14. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

15. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than feelings.

16. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

17. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

18. Life is like a dream, for fun?

19. Middle-level cadres don't drink and have no information at all.

20. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

Classic funny sentences about drinking 2 2 1. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

22. Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.

23. Without drinking, there is no future.

I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

25. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

26. Today, drink cold water when you are drunk.

27. Going out, the wine field is unbearable.

28. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.

29. Drink less blood and wine, and you won't live if you drink too much.

30. One wine wins, two wine loses, three wines and two dead wives, four wines and mountains, five wines and four rooms, and six wines are enlightened as temples.

3 1. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

32. Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

33. One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

34. The lover's tears are drunk drop by drop; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

35. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. What do I want?

36. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

37. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!

38. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

39. The biggest pain is that you are not drunk when drinking, you can't get drunk, and you can only pay the bill.

40. Pre-emptive strike can be a surprise victory, while post-emptive strike can dominate the overall situation.

Classic funny sentences about drinking, Chapter 3, 4 1. Drink wine with friends and sing poems to people.

42. I will do it first. Please feel free.

43. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

44. It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

45. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

46. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine can do small things, big wine can do big things, good things can last for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.

47. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

48. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

49. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and lead in the future.

50. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

5 1. Wine gives courage, but wine makes people sentimental.

52. Dried wine is big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

53. Take a bite back and look at the silly drinker.

54. All anti-alcoholic factions are tigresses!

55. Worry is all in wine and hidden in your heart.

56. One hundred cups to drink and one pillow to pack spring dumplings.

57. At the wine glass end, the policy is relaxed; Chopsticks can be lifted; Stop eating and drinking, or you can't do it; You are drunk, and so am I. Right or wrong.

58. How can people not drink when they are wandering around the Jianghu?

59. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

60. People can't walk around without wine.

A collection of funny sentences describing people who get sunburned (40 sentences)

Funny sentences describing sunburn (I) 1. I have met many historical peaks. For example, at one o'clock in the middle of the night last night, a roommate actually received a courier call and I was drunk when I arranged a midnight communication. The same roommate complained that my mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. I didn't want her to go to Thailand before, and I didn't want her to get a tan. What a fashionable mother!

2. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

3. I got another 8 degrees tan.

I didn't lose weight in April and May, I was sad in June, I got a tan in July, I stayed indoors in August, I was fat in September, I was tired at 5438+00 in June, I was unaccompanied at 5438+0 10 in June, I didn't have measurements at February 12, I was fatter at 5438+00 in June, and I don't know who it was in March! Yes, that's you!

The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

6. I'm back from my trip! Going out to play in this weather is the result of the anti-Japanese war and has not been tanned. I have a skin disease achievement, the hotter, the whiter.

7. Have a good rest for a few days and restore your tanned skin.

8. Wherever jellyfish go, they really need some souvenirs, so that they can live up to their empty legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

9. In order not to let others call me stupid, I stand in the sun every day to bask in myself, so that no one will call me an idiot.

10. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

1 1. I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I kept it for another three years. He said that I like white skin and am afraid of tanning in summer, so I can't go out. He said I like a good figure, and I keep eating every day. In order to keep healthy, I only eat two meals a day, but I'm here to say I love you.

12. Recently, the weather has improved and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

13. I miss you in spring, so don't spoil the green of the outing season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.

14. Just because you are tanned, you can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

15. Walking with foreigners, they asked me which country in Africa I came from in English.

16. I really like sunbathing. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

17. You can only see your teeth when you come out at night.

18. The night wanted to give you black eyes, but my hand slipped and I pressed all the choices.

19. I was tanned twice again.

20. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

Funny sentences describing sunburn (Chapter 2) 2 1. Black toothpaste wants me to be the endorsement.

Only we get up early in the morning and risk being tanned to climb the mountain.

23. The weather is not hot, the clouds are deep, another heavy rain is brewing, and my face is sunburned for a while. I kind of like this. I'm tired of my fair skin that used to shine on grasslands, beaches and lakes, and I always feel as weak as an ox.

24. Don't feel like an idiot just because you are tanned.

25. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and good food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

26. I've been working outdoors recently and I've got a tan. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: "You speak Chinese very well."

27. I wish I had a tan in summer if I didn't want to cover it.

28. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

29. When you lean over, the brightness of my mobile phone screen will automatically decrease.

30. You can't get the sun all the year round, so you cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as my face is not tanned, it doesn't matter what my skin color is. Just cover your face with a hat.

3 1.p picture is really amazing ... you can become so white after tanning so much.

32. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

33. I'm too hot to get out of the music building, so I have to ask others for help. How dare I go out in such a big sun? Whenever I go out, I touch a bottle of sunscreen and put on my coat, whether it is hot or not. After all, I am too white to get a tan.

I haven't seen you for two days. Where did you dig coal?

I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to tan my brother's birthday. I am sad.

36. It's really sunny today. I want to get a tan.

37. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go surfing all day.

38. Armed to the teeth, don't make me tan again.

39. I'm afraid that if I take out my ID card, people will say it's forged.

Drinking with a lovelorn sister (48 articles)

Drinking with a lovelorn sister is a funny copywriting sentence 1. Excited heart and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you.

The whole world is drunk, and I wake up alone and have to wait on them again.

3. If the road is rough, shout, whoever doesn't drink will drink.

4. 100 drinks will make you drunk, and one pillow will celebrate the New Year.

5. Wine gives courage, and wine makes people sentimental.

6. If you get drunk again, it's a pity that your wife and children are separated.

7. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

8. Half a catty of wine is not suitable. A catty helps the wall, and I won't go for a catty and a half.

9. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?

10. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

1 1. A person drinking is lonely, and a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

12. Come at the call, you can drink when you come, don't get drunk, don't go back, get drunk without chaos, fall without chaos, but you can't sleep.

13. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

14. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

15. Drinking is fun. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

16. Drink and talk about friendship. This man is a brother.

17. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

18. Don't want to drink, reluctantly, out of control.

19. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

20. Life is bitter, and the wine is choking. Nine times out of ten, it is unsatisfactory.

2 1. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

22. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

23. Only when you are drunk and ambitious do you dare to let your wife scold you for three days!

24. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine and travel to the west for no reason.

The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this way know a lot, but they hardly do it.

26. deep feelings, a stuffy.

27. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

28. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.

29. Grassroots cadres don't drink, and there is no hope at all.

30. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

3 1. The people who died in the war died, and the living will continue to live and drink. Remember when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

32. Every kind of wine is known to be short of thousands of glasses. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

34. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

35. A small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and non-husband;

36. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

37. Don't take the initiative, but don't refuse and don't be responsible.

38. Miss, please give me two pots of wine.

39. Ordinary people are unhappy without drinking.

40. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

4 1. Wine is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

42. If you don't get drunk, you can't solve the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

43. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.

44. Bold words and spirits are heroic.

45. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

46. It rains and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

47. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did they take care of you when you were drunk?

48. When the drinker rises to propose a toast, the person advised to drink will say, "As soon as the ass is lifted, it starts again", which means that the drinker has another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "When the ass moves, it means respect".