Funny verses about drinking and drinking

1. Funny verses about drinking

Funny verses about drinking 1. Are there any funny verses about drinking

1. When you meet wine and laugh, life Can geometry!

From "Bodhisattva Barbarian: I urge you to be intoxicated tonight" by Wei Zhuang of the Tang Dynasty

I urge you to be intoxicated tonight and not talk about the affairs of the Ming Dynasty before you. Cherish the host's heart, and the wine will be deeply affectionate.

Don’t worry about the spring leakage being short, but don’t complain about the gold cup being full. When you drink and laugh, how much can life be?

Interpretation:

I advise you to get drunk tonight and never talk about tomorrow's events at the wine table. Just cherish the heart of the now enthusiastic host, because the master’s wine glass is deep, and the master’s friendship is also deep.

What worries me is that a spring night of joyful drinking like tonight is too short. I will no longer refuse to say that you filled my wine glass too full again. Since there is wine to drink, no matter what, you have to cheer up. How long can life be?

2. No one wears flowers, no one persuades people to drink wine, and no one cares about drunkenness.

From "The Sapphire Case: Stopping Needlework Every Year on Society Day" by Huang Gongshao of the Song Dynasty

Stopping needlework every year on Society Day. How can I bear to see the two flying swallows. Today is half of spring in Jiangcheng. The whole body is still there, deep in the chaotic mountains, beside the lonely creek bridge.

Whose needlework is wearing a torn spring shirt? Every line is full of tears. The setting sun unwinds on the grass bank. No one wears flowers, no one persuades me to drink, and no one cares about drunkenness.

Definition:

Every year during the Spring Festival, women stop sewing. How can she, who is lonely, bear to see the spring swallows flying and roosting together? Today, most of the spring scenery in Jiangcheng has passed, and I am still alone in the depths of the chaotic mountains, standing lonely by the creek.

Who will mend my spring shirt when it’s worn out? Lines of tears covered the spring shirt. At sunset, I unsaddled my horse and stood on the bank of the lush grass. Although there were flowers and branches, no one wore them. Although there was good wine, no one advised me to drink it. Even if I was drunk, no one took care of me.

3. Drinking debt is commonplace, but rare in seventy years of life.

From "Two Poems on Qujiang. Part 2" by Du Fu in the Tang Dynasty

I wear spring clothes every day when I return to the court, and I return home drunk every day at the head of the river. Drinking debts are commonplace, but rare in the past seventy years of life.

You can see butterflies deeply through the flowers, and dragonflies fly in the water. Rumor has it that the scenery is constantly changing. For the time being, we should appreciate each other and do not contradict each other.

Definition:

When I came back from the previous court, I pawned my spring clothes every day. The money I got in exchange went to Jiangtou to buy wine every day, and I didn’t come back until I was drunk. Drinking debts are common everywhere. It is a common and trivial matter. It is rare in ancient times for people to live to be seventy years old.

But I saw butterflies shuttling back and forth in the depths of the flowers, and dragonflies flying across the water, tapping the water from time to time. Send a message to Chunguang, let me stay with Chunguang. Although we are temporarily complimentary, don't break it!

4. Kill Tao Yuanming with a smile without drinking the wine in the cup.

From "Mocking King Liyang for Refusing to Drink" by Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty

The ground was white, the wind was cold, and the snowflakes were as big as hands. Kill Tao Yuanming with a smile, without drinking the wine in the cup.

I caress a harp and plant five willow trees. What do I have for you if I carry my turban on my head?

Definition:

The earth is white with snow, the wind is cold and sharp, and the snowflakes are like big hands. Tao Yuanming laughed to death, just because you didn't drink the wine in the cup. You really caressed a plain harp and planted five green willow trees. What do I mean to you by living up to the hijab I wear?

5. With a pot of wine and a pole, how many people can be as happy as a farmer?

From "The Fisherman·The waves are filled with thousands of miles of snow" by Li Yu of the Five Dynasties

The waves are filled with thousands of miles of snow, and the peach blossoms are like a silent team of spring. With a pot of wine and a pole, there are a few people who are as happy as a farmer.

Definition:

Thousands of miles of waves on the river are rolling like snow, and rows of peach blossoms are in full bloom on the bank, indicating that spring is in full swing. With a pot of wine by your side and a fishing rod in your hand, how many people in the world are so free and happy?

2. Are there any funny poems about drinking?

There are no funny sentences.

Poems about drinking: 1. Three glasses and two glasses of light wine, how can I defeat him? The wind is coming late at night? - "Slow Voice·Xunxunmimi" Translation: How can you withstand the cold wind in the morning if you drink three or two glasses of light wine? 2. Panxiang City is far from being able to taste both delicious food and wine, and only old fermented grains are available in bottle and wine shops.

- Translation of "Guest Arrival": Too far away from the city, there is no good food on the plate, and the family is too thin, so only old wine can be entertained.

3. With thousands of poems and thousands of cups of wine, how often have you ever looked at a prince drunk? - Translation of "Partridge Sky·Xidu Zu": I am free and at ease. I can recite thousands of poems without overdoing it. I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. How can princes, generals and ministers be regarded in my eyes? 4. The colorful sleeves held the jade bell diligently, but in those days, the beauty was drunk. - "Partridge Sky·Colorful Sleeves Holding the Jade Bell Attentively" Translation: When I first met you, you held a cup in your hand, diligently persuaded me to drink, and frequently raised the jade cup. You were so gentle, beautiful and affectionate. I drank so much that I was drunk and my face turned red.

5. A new song and a glass of wine, the weather is the same as last year. —Translation of "Huanxisha": Listening to a new song and drinking a glass of wine, the weather is still the same as last year.

6. The sleeves of the sleeves are still beautiful, and the cup is filled with fragrant mash. - Translation of "Yizhu Zhu·The First Passage of Xiaozhuang": By the time of the cocktail party, I felt much more refreshing.

Sipping from a small cup seems not enough. 7. Cherish the secret fragrance and don’t step on it. No matter who is drunk, the eyes will be hazy.

— "Dream of Red Mansions·Chapter 38" 8. Smoke cage, cold water, moon cage cage sand, I parked in Qinhuai at night near a restaurant. - "Mooring in Qinhuai" Translation: The blurred moonlight and light smoke cover the cold water and white sand. At night, the boat is moored at a restaurant on the shore of Qinhuai.

3. Humorous sentences about quitting drinking

1. Life will be happier if you don’t drink at all.

2. Wine is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that cuts people off. 3. A glass of wine makes a life of sadness.

4. A drop of wine for the driver brings thousands of tears to the family. 5. Drinking your own wine is paying for your life.

6. Drinking other people’s wine is someone else’s expense and your own life. 7. It is shameful to eat and drink heavily, but proud to be abstaining from alcohol.

8. Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines. Drinking too much will cause death. 9. Quit drinking and quit drinking. Quit smoking and quit smoking.

10. If you have wine today, you will get drunk today. Tomorrow, you will drink cold water. 11. Don’t waste water near a river, don’t waste firewood near a mountain.

12. Indulge in drunkenness and sex, and lose your family and country. 13. Drunken and murderous, one will lose one's life and the country.

14. A gentleman is virtuous by being cautious about drinking and observing the precepts. First, abstaining from alcohol from now on includes all liquor, beer, fruit wine and rice wine.

Second, never drink at all no matter what the occasion, including gatherings of relatives and friends, wedding celebrations, birthday banquets, work trips, death of the elderly, full-month-old children, and buddies talking nonsense. Third, even if your friends enthusiastically persuade you to drink, and your classmates use words to encourage you, you must keep your mouth shut.

Fourth, even if Rémy Martin, Louis, Maotai, Wuliangye, etc. are placed in front of you, you will never be tempted. Fifth, even if Ziyi, Bai Zhi and other stunning beauties offer their bodies to me and seduce me to drink, I will resolutely refuse them.

Sixth, even if the leader uses the high-ranking official and generous salary as a bargaining chip, he will not give in if he asks me to drink on his behalf. Seventh, time to abstain from alcohol: This declaration is effective immediately until the end of life.

Famous aphorisms for quitting drinking: 1. A drop of wine for the driver brings thousands of tears to the family. 2. A gentleman is virtuous by being cautious about drinking and observing the precepts.

3. Drinking your own wine is paying for your life. 4. Being drunk and murderous leads to death and loss to the country.

5. Save money on cigarettes and alcohol, and ask for help in times of emergency. 6. Alcohol is a poison that harms people, and sex is a steel knife that cuts people off.

7. Be ashamed of eating and drinking, and be proud of not drinking at all. 8. If you want to live longer, you must first stop smoking and drinking.

9. Quit drinking, quit drinking, and quit smoking. 10. A glass of wine, a lifetime of sadness.

1. Death: Alcohol will inhibit the respiratory center of the brain, causing respiratory arrest. In addition, due to the inhibition of the decomposition of liver glycogen, a drop in blood sugar may also have fatal effects. 2. Malabsorption syndrome causes various vitamin deficiencies and indirectly leads to various nervous system injuries.

3 Liver damage: Fat accumulation in the liver causes fatty liver. 4. Gastric ulcer: It can cause gastric bleeding and be life-threatening.

5. Nervous system damage: such as peripheral neuropathy. 6. Cerebral cortical atrophy: There are reports that some chronic alcoholics have cerebral cortical atrophy, and some patients also show signs of mental decline.

7. Alcoholic Fetal Syndrome: Alcohol is metabolized and excreted slowly in the fetus, causing harm to the developing fetus. 8. Being in a trance affects work efficiency.

9. Alienation from relatives and friends causes alcoholics to bear greater psychological frustration and pressure, leading to a vicious cycle of self-destruction and self-abandonment.

10. Drinking and driving is the main culprit of traffic accidents causing family tragedies.

11. The social cost of alcoholism is staggering. Alcohol costs millions of working days, is directly related to many industrial accidents, and is often a factor in suicide. The victims of alcohol are often not the drinkers themselves, but other innocent people.

For example, driving while drinking shows a disregard for human life, not just for the driver and his passengers, but also for the lives of innocent people.

4. There is a line in the middle of a funny doggerel about drinking that says, “If you don’t drink, you will go again”

If you don’t know how to drink at work, you will have no future! ”

“ One drink is nine taels, focus on training! ”

“Only drinks, not the boss!” ”

“You can drink without losing, leader secretary! ”

“If you drink it and fall down, your official position will be hard to protect!” ”

“Talent is hard to find if you drink too much!” "

"Run away in the middle, it's still too early for promotion! ”

“Lead the whole process and lead the future! ”

“Standing on both legs, drinking doesn’t count!” ”

“Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer for tea! ”

“How can we not drink when we are walking around in the world?” "

"As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be used as wine! "

"As long as there is emotion, whatever you drink will be wine! ”

“Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become!” "

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart! ”

“If you don’t want people to know, unless you drink! ”

“The universe is great in the wine, and the sun and the moon are long in the pot.” ”

“Drink wine when you meet close friends, and sing poems to people you meet.” ”

“A petty person is not a gentleman, and a man without wine is not a husband!” ”

“Drinking makes a hero brave, and he refuses to be controlled by his wife!” ”

“If a man doesn’t drink, he is walking in this world in vain! ”

“If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends! ”

“If you have deep feelings, take a sip, and if you have shallow feelings, lick it!” ”

“If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it first!” "

"Guests must get drunk if they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed! ”

“I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship!” "

"We are all close friends here. Let me have a glass of relaxing wine first. "

"My wife told me when I came here to drink less and eat more vegetables. ”

“If you don’t drink too much, you’re afraid of being embarrassed, so you have to exercise self-restraint not to drink. ”

“Thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are always in love, can you have one less drink?” ”

“Are feelings iron-clad? iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! ”

“Are the feelings deep? deep! Then don’t be afraid of the diabetic injection! ”

“Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) drinks a glass of wine for the elder brother.

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“If you know how to drink one tael, drink two taels. This is a generous friend!” ”

5. When I’m alone, I’m drinking and getting drunk. Funny rhymes

When I’m alone, I’m drinking and getting drunk. I make a pair of beauties with two eyes. We are alone together, just hoping that one day we can return together.

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The charming girl gently holds the piano and the swallow plays in the purple bamboo forest. The infatuated beauty is willing to travel thousands of miles to find you.

Talking about the beauty, I am infatuated, laughing and playing the piano. The sound is wonderful. I am frivolous, arrogant, ignorant and ignorant. It is only because I am too young

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Abandon the country and forget the world, cut off the love without worries, leave a name for the ages and pass down the good stories for two years, and fight with gray hair for two years

Who will accompany whom in the battle of the whole life, who will accompany who? How many times have I regretted it?

The defeated emperor Dou Cangtian won the throne and became an immortal. His lofty sentiments are boundless in heaven and earth, and he continues to write the chapter of an alternative emperor

In the world of mortals, I became famous for cutting off the hearts of people who had been on the battlefield for a long time. I have no regrets in this battle

I miss you so much that I shed tears in my eyes. I have ruled the world for you for many years and have made a name for myself

In the mist and rain, I cherish ordinary things in this life. I have great ambitions and make this poisonous oath for the sake of my family. I look back and smile.

I send out the fragrance of flowers. Who is still talking about wine and bravely galloping on the battlefield to seek defeat?

When will I return this time? The cold wind raises my heart like gray. The cold wind blows the cherry blossoms and flies, touching the scenery, making my heart sad.

The sound of the piano A quiet song is reverberating for you. The vicissitudes of life are unforgettable. The swallows are sober and come back fine.

The flowers are blooming and fragrant. Looking back again, the music is hurt. Looking back, I feel the fragrance of the epiphyllum. A sad song laughs at the vicissitudes of life.

Looking up at the misty rain outside the window, I think of your beautiful smile. I say goodbye to you. Under the moon, peonies are blooming and hundreds of flowers are blooming

Love has passed and it’s hard to break up. I write down the chaos of the country. I am alone on the pillow and can’t sleep. Dreams are accompanied by flying flowers and dancing flowers.

The wind rises in the Purple Gold Tower and wields the tyrannical sword. Tens of thousands of years have passed, and my heart has been lingering for a long time. How can I forget your face?

It’s like a dream. The broken leaves are dancing in the misty rain. I’m waiting for my reincarnation on the edge of the cliff. Transform into an immortal

Why do you say goodbye and leave me alone to look for colorful butterflies and live like a dream? I will leave three words to express my heart.

This love flower will pick a heart for you. I will do ordinary things for you. Who can guess in the dusty and lonely heart

Farewell to a beautiful woman for many years and many years later, waiting for the song of broken love. Who plays the song of missing the beautiful woman and losing weight

Eachother in the Yanyu Tower The reason for missing each other so much and worrying about three oaths is because I have nothing to ask for in my life.

In and out of dreams, for thousands of years, have you ever remembered that oath? In this life, love will be unforgettable, and the next life will be unforgettable. p> Acacia rain for thousands of miles, Acacia rain falling at the bottom of the valley, past events, a dream, a song of hope for the three-word storm

Scenes of rivers and lakes emerge in my mind, who understands the pain in my heart, three oaths to subvert it< /p>

6. Funny and insightful sentences about drinking

1. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who he is; 2. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed; 3. How can a person not drink when he is traveling in the world? 4. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future. 5. If you see an injustice on the road, you will roar. If you don’t drink, who will drink? 6. When the young man leaves home and the boss comes back, I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this drink. 7 , A small person is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband; 8. In the white emperor's colorful clouds, half a catty is easy to take care of; 9. Show your skills in danger, and the sister drinks a cup of Songhe wine for the brother; 10. There is always love in thousands of rivers and mountains, drink less Is one cup okay? 11. In order for the guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first. 12. It rains in the sky and there is drought in the ground. The cup just now does not count. 13. If the relationship is iron, then there is no need to worry about stomach bleeding. If the relationship is deep, there is no need to worry about it. Deep, deep, then you are not afraid of intravenous injection; 14. If you can drink one tael, drink two taels, such a friend is generous; if you can drink two taels, drink five taels, such friends should be cultivated; if you can drink half a catty, drink one Jin, such buddies are the most considerate; if you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president; if you can drink a bucket, drink a tank, the director of the winery will let you be; 15. Wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is level.

7. Complete collection of drinking limericks

The lowest price is 0.27 yuan to become a Wenku member and view the full content> Original publisher: Ren Zhongerdaozhang’s classic drinking jingle 1. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter. Drink as much as you want; as long as the feelings are deep, fake things will be taken as real; as long as the feelings are there, everything is wine.

2. How do you express love? The cup is full of wine, one cup after another. I won’t let go until I drink to death! 3. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are too drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip. 4. Wine is like food, the more you drink, the younger you become; wine is like Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful you become; wine is like dichlorvos, if you are not drunk, and I am not drunk, who will sleep on such a wide road! 5. One drop of a lover's tears will make you drunk; a sentimental heart will break into pieces if you rub it; no matter what is right or wrong, grudges and resentments are not right and wrong. Who can guess right? Anyone who drinks this glass of wine will be drunk.

6. One cup and two cups, walking with a big stride, three cups and four cups, holding on to the wall and walking, five cups and six cups, walking against the wall, I won’t walk, if I drink a pound, my sister will hug me and walk away! 7. When a person wanders in the rivers and lakes, he cannot live without wine; when a person wanders in the rivers and lakes, he cannot live without getting high. 8. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.

9. When the wine glass is at one end, the policy is relaxed; when the chopsticks are raised, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if not; when you are drunk and I am drunk, it is wrong and right. 10. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with your superiors and level them with your subordinates! 11. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated by you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk! 12. Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk.

When it comes to dancing, I know how to do three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five to six days.

Doze off even after starting work! When friends get together, they will always be persuaded to drink, and some classic drinking orders and words to stop drinking have gradually become popular on the wine table. Ladies advise men—.

8. Who knew there were funny verses about drinking, for example: Wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you become

One, two, two, gargle, three, two, four, no Counting the wine, five or six liang were holding on to the wall and walking, but seven or eight liang were still roaring.

If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it;

If you have strong feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today! Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in this world in vain. As long as he has it in his heart, tea can also be used as wine. I won’t walk halfway through the wall. Drink as much as you can, but run away if you can't drink anymore. Drunk on revolutionary wine every day. . . . .. Standing on your legs, drinking doesn’t count. I am willing to sacrifice my stomach and intestines for the revolution. Drinking will make my eyes red, my stomach will be damaged, my hands and feet will be weak, and my memory will be greatly reduced. I drank so much that the masses rolled their eyes, and my work unit was short of funds;

I drank so much that my wife shed tears, and slept back to back at night. When I complained to the Discipline Inspection Committee, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it, and it was not right to drink or not. So did we. Drunk every day!

Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer as tea, 6 for 6! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer! The guests will get drunk when they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed. The host raised his glass and said to everyone present: "Women, please speak louder, and all the men will go in."

We are all close friends at this gathering, so I will drink some soothing wine first. When you see injustice on the road, you yell, "If you don't drink, who will?" ---Let the person who is suing for a drink have a drink. It is noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat is dripping from the soil. I drink three glasses of wine in a row. Do you think it is bitter or not? I sleep in the spring without waking up, and I hear the singing of birds everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink? ---The lady has the final say. The young lady has left home and the boss has returned. I will invite the lady to accompany me for this cup. ---Have a drink with the lady here. Follow your feelings, this time I will drink. ---Ahem, there is no other way, just drink. My wife told me when I came here, drink less and eat more vegetables. Drinking makes a hero brave, and he refuses to accept his wife's control. He is afraid of being embarrassed if he doesn't drink much, so he restrains himself not to drink. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband

The market economy is engaged in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine. When the sun rises, the flowers on the river are as red as the fire. I wish your business will be more prosperous.

---Invite business people to have a drink, make new friends, and never forget old friends. ---Have a drink with old and new friends *** Chao Ci Bai Di Caiyun among the colorful clouds, half a catty and two pounds are leisurely. ---Good drinker, have a drink. Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) has a glass of wine for the older brother. A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and drink it. ---Drink a cup by yourself. Love is always the same in thousands of rivers and mountains. Can you drink one less cup? If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first! The commodity economy is in great circulation, open up and invigorate. Drink two cups of wine to meet a confidant. A thousand cups are less. Don’t speculate and drink big. If you want to be unknown to others, unless you toast, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, cup by cup. The sky is cloudless and the ground is dry. That cup just now It can't be considered as drinking wine when you meet a close friend. You can sing poems to people about Baichuan to the East China Sea. When will you drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad in the future.

Wine is made of rice, so it won't work if you don't drink it. b is made of meat, so it is a sin. The universe is great in wine, and the sun and moon are long in a pot. As long as there is emotion, whatever you drink is wine. (Looking for reasons to drink ice water)

9. Funny sentences about men who drink. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future.

1. If a man doesn’t drink, he lives like a dog. It’s in vain. Walking around in the world, living like a eunuch, unable to make good friends.

2. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future.

3. Among the colorful clouds of the white emperor's speech, half a catty and eight ounces are leisurely.

4. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Whoever drinks today is afraid of the other;

5. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick them; if you have strong feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have deep feelings, you will not drink enough; Iron, drink bleeding.

6. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

7. Those who can drink one tael drink two taels, such friends are generous; those who can drink two taels drink five taels, such friends are cultivated; those who can drink half a catty drink one catty, such Brothers are the most caring; if you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president; if you can drink a bucket, drink a tank, the director of the winery will let you be.

8. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level. Funny sentences

9. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become.

10. If a guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.