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The composition of accompanying mother to buy food must be within 90 words. How to start?

"Xiaofeng, what do you want to eat today?" Mother went to the vegetable market to buy food with a big basket. "Well, I want to eat eggs, tomatoes, peppers, sausages ..." I said so much in one breath that even I felt embarrassed. "Simply, Mom, let me go shopping with you!" "good! Let your sly little girl know that it is difficult to buy food! " My mother took me out of the house with a smile. Along the way, I kept muttering, "What's so hard about buying food? Don't you just choose the big one and pay for it yourself? " "Hum, it's not that simple. You will know when you go! "

Far away from the food market, I heard the noise there: the "beep" sound of cars, the quarrel of bargaining, and the peddling sound of vegetable farmers. "Hey, 25 1 kg Chinese cabbage is very tender, come and buy it!" "My tomatoes are freshly picked. They are very fresh. I hope you like it! " The shouts of selling vegetables are getting louder and louder, and I feel itchy. I want to buy this and that in a crowded crowd. "Mom, mom, look how big this tomato is. Buy it quickly! " "What's the hurry, you little greedy cat. Look ahead. " "ah! Aren't you here to buy food? Why not buy something delicious? " I'm surprised. My mother told me: "People who buy vegetables don't buy first, visit the vegetable market, and finally choose the good and cheap ones." Oh, I see.

There are many people fighting for something in front of me. I leaned down and saw them selling beans. Men's beans are thin and long, and many people rush to buy them. "There are too many people!" I shook my head and backed out. At this time, two rural girls across the street waved to me and said to me, "Little friend, buy our beans and sell them to you at twenty cents." There is no one in front of the two girls' booth. I looked at their beans, which were very thick, very big and very white. They were too cheap for others to take away, so I took twenty cents myself and bought them with joy.

I hugged a lot of beans and shouted happily to my mother, "mom, look what good beans I bought." Really cost-effective! " Such a loud voice attracted others to look at me. They looked at the beans in my hand and laughed. I stared at them inexplicably, wondering, what's the matter?

My mother came over and pointed her finger at my head in distress and said, "Don't make a fool of yourself here! These are soaked beans. "

Ah! Now I'm dumbfounded.

Mom bought eggs again. In order to make amends, I enthusiastically helped pick up the big one and put it into the basket. My mother told me with a smile: don't just look at big eggs, choose fresh ones. I know only a little about buying vegetables.

Going shopping with my mother today is not good for her and makes a fool of herself. Alas, it is easier to eat vegetables than to buy them. It seems that I should do more things with my mother in the future and learn more common sense of life to avoid making jokes.