Classic sentences that satirize in-laws?

1, your husband made all your money, your husband bought all your houses, and your car kept driving! Your husband takes all your children, and I earn the money in our family. I buy the house, I drive the car, I take the children, and I earn the money. Why do you care about me? 2. My in-laws are my paradise and my land. My sky is falling, and my land is falling. In-laws are selfish people who only think of themselves. My money is my money, my husband's money is my husband's money, and my money and my husband's money are my own. In-laws are the kind of people who call me unfilial if my husband doesn't give them money.