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Take your boyfriend to eat delicious food on Tanabata.

Take your boyfriend to eat delicious food on Tanabata. 1. You can cross a boat after a hundred years' practice and eat sashimi in a thousand years.

I admit that I am very touched, but dry food is very important. I didn't say you were shining on that smelly and decadent day. I can't. I have to dry the food. I want to play with people from similar families. Do you want to eat together?

Eat every day and get fat at night.

It's always good to have you, and never want to share the second cup at half price.

5. Calorie recharge succeeded

6. Let you consider whether you want to eat.

7. If life is just like the first time, have a bowl of tomato beef noodles.

8. Life is not only sweet, but also the taste of the sea.

9. "Can I see the delicious food in your photo album?"

10. Sorry to bother you. Although you sell it very cheaply, you are really not my type. Goodbye!

1 1. The concept of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious. Eating goods knows hunger except eating.

12. If drinking water makes you fat, why not drink milk tea?

13. The reason why I eat myself so round is to prevent others from looking down on me.

14. Cooking is very interesting.

15. On the road of no return, human beings will never be lonely!

16. king of sleeping in class, king of dry rice in canteen, king of off-campus express delivery, king of a cup of milk tea every day.

17. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

18. I have gained some meat, so I won't lose it. Keep eating, well, just for fun.

19. Why do experts suggest eating seven minutes full for dinner and leaving three minutes for dinner?

20. You can't have it both ways.

Take your boyfriend to eat delicious food on Tanabata. I prefer your sweet words to those disgusting words in hot pot.

22. The door to dry rice has been opened.

23. The romance of cream hangs over every bite, and the taste of happiness arouses unlimited appetite and lets taste buds know the feeling of heartbeat.

24. Know what to eat and teach in the canteen

25. Time is carefree, tea knows how warm and cold it is, giving the soul an outlet.

26. I want to eat braised chicken rice!

Whether it's good or bad, it's a pleasure to cook yourself a delicious meal or try a new wine.

28. Pepsi, everything is Fanta.

29. Ten years of price increases, mutton is expensive, and cooking is crazy. Thousands of miles away, the city is bleak. Even a plate of Lamian Noodles has less meat and noodles.

30. People who eat snacks have the deepest loneliness in the world.

3 1. There is no endless milk tea, only the past that can't pass.

32. In the end, the edge of life will be boiled into the gentlest soup.

33. Cooking for the person you love, eating all the food is the best reward, and his/her eating style is the most beautiful.

34. If you are unhappy, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

35. Eat delicious food and be beautiful.

36. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery and delicious food.

37. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.

38. It takes a hundred years to cross the boat and a thousand years to eat sashimi.

Keep warm food in our hearts so that we can look forward to tomorrow.

40. On the road of no return, human beings are never lonely.

Boyfriends on the third day of Chinese Valentine's Day eat delicious, clean and cured sentences 4 1. Stay up late at night and have fun together.

42. Life is busy. Remember to eat meat.

43. Eat what you like and live a lovely life.

44. The happy little thing is called breakfast.

45. Life should not only be sweet, but also meat.

46. In the past, sea water was difficult to turn into water, and fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs.

47. Life is short. Fortunately, there are barbecue hot pot and spicy incense pot.

48. Whole foods are beautiful every day, and there are endless dishes every night.

It's a deal, mom! Fat is open every day.

50. A person's little loneliness, let a little fresh meat accompany you.

5 1. Pleasing yourself is the king of life.

52. Meet thousands of kinds of food, meet thousands of people, and know and cherish thousands of lives.

53. Those years without paying are not real life.

In the world, only food and love can live up to it. Love fails too much, don't let down the food.

55. Oh, let a spirited person take risks in his favorite place. You need to enjoy eating black silk.

56. Food has a powerful therapeutic power.

57. I want to share the sweetness with you.

58. Eat too fat; Don't be greedy.

59. Remember this fish and shrimp, and it will become history in three seconds.

60. The highest level of eating goods. I'll believe that when I see it.

Receive a red envelope on Tanabata, thanking my boyfriend for his copy.

Thank your boyfriend for receiving a red envelope on Tanabata (1) 1. All kinds of unexpected thanks for meeting you. This is the most meaningful red envelope received this year.

In this brilliant and happy Spring Festival, I offer all my blessings! Wish you all the best! Bring a red envelope! .

3. We don't accept gifts during the holidays this year, but only accept husbands' red envelopes.

4. The life detector detected the declaration sign, and your wife's inventory was confirmed.

I'm trying to be popular, saying that friendship is priceless, because a red envelope can't betray our feelings. [Yi tooth] [Yi tooth] The amount is arbitrary [insidious] See how much I can accept, and a penny is also love! Look who deleted me. Look who caught me. Don't pretend not to see [get angry]. I will remember you and wait for you [shyly]! [snickering] [snickering]

6. Thank you for coming all the way!

7. Thank you for your concern, help and support over the years!

8. Thank you, thank you for your concern, help and support over the years!

9. I am one year older, and I feel a little sad when I get older. Looking at the passage of time, there is nothing I can do. But the time you spent with me was really beautiful. Thank you for your birthday surprise.

10. I sincerely hope that our friendship will last forever and accompany me on the road of growth forever.

1 1. I don't know what language to express my feelings, so I can only say, "Thank you!" Thank you for your red envelope, and thank you for your efforts.

12. I received my brother's birthday red envelope this morning.

13. Say thank you to my friends who helped me and my cherished friends. Thank you for coming into my life and making my life rich and beautiful. I am willing to use my remaining time to bring you infinite happiness.

14. Thanks to my precious girlfriend, I am so happy! I like this gift!

15. Although the amount of your red envelope is not large, it at least proves your intention.

16. It's the Spring Festival. Buy red envelopes of sugar. I'll double it later.

17. Thank you

18. Don't mention how happy you are. I received a red envelope in the morning.

19. I am one year older, and I am a little sad when I am older. Looking at the passage of time, there is nothing I can do. But the time you spent with me was really beautiful. Thank you for your birthday surprise.

20. It's another year to find a birthday with a birthday red envelope! Thanks to my dear relatives, I can be so willful with you in my life. One year older, I feel more mature. Live a good life and move bricks seriously.

Thanks to my boyfriend for receiving red envelopes on Tanabata (2 1). I am really happy to receive a red envelope in the morning.

22. Some people always make their lives so exquisite that they come to pick me up and receive red envelopes, which makes them feel good.

23. I won't accept everyone's red envelopes, but only yours will excite me.

24. The blood transfusion was successful. Your wife's emotional value increased by 50, and her love value increased by 100.

25. Is that all? Don't you have money? Kill yourself if you have no money.

26. All kinds of unexpected gratitude to meet you. This is the most meaningful gift I have received this year.

27. A happy family and a smooth career are another spring joy. may you have a happy new year!

28.77 Valentine's Day is coming. People who like me can send a WeChat red envelope to 20 yuan in advance, people who love me send 14 yuan, people who want to spend Tanabata with me send 77 yuan, people who think they are local tyrants send 88 yuan, people who think they love me the most send 520 yuan, people who are going to accompany me all their lives send 13 14 yuan, and people who think I am a good person send 14 yuan witness.

29. Dear Spot Sauce! The gift is received! I'm so happy! Thank you very much.

30. Thank you, my best and most caring husband!

3 1. Holding a wedding red envelope, it is as warm as the winter sun. Thank you!

32. A good red envelope makes life easier.

33. I got married today and I am very happy. I also received your red envelopes, thank you very much, thank you!

Thank you for listening to my nonsense when I am bored.

I know you like me, but now I have found the evidence.

Do you know that your red envelopes and red envelopes are so handsome that no one can beat you?

37. Kneel for red envelopes and buy Mid-Autumn moon cakes.

38. Thanks to the boss's red envelope, it is one step closer to buying a house.

39. The most important person in my life, thank you, let me know the best appearance of love.

40. My husband sends me very few red envelopes every time because I have a salary card.

Thank you for sheltering me from the wind and rain on the road of life.

42. No matter how the years pass, feelings remain the same. Thank you, thank you!

43. The sea is in the distance. It's great to be with you!

Thank you for helping me when I was helpless.

45. I sincerely thank you for being with me when I am in trouble, giving me hope when I am depressed, adding strength when I am struggling, and sheltering me from the wind and rain.

46. I thank you for your warmth, which can take me into spring.

47. A smile can warm the whole winter, a word can inspire life, a help can overcome people's suffering, and a small message can make people beautiful. Thank the good people in life, kind people.

48. Thank my friends for giving me a lot. Thank my friends for making me brave towards the distant.

49. I don't want to pass by your world, nor do I want to wait for you at the finish line. If I can, I hope to travel around the world with you, and then go to the end together.

50. A flower that has been picked for a long time and withered is reluctant to throw it away. An umbrella that lasted for a long time, I don't remember when the rain stopped. It took me a long time to say it. It's good to have you!

5 1. I can do it again. Poverty can no longer limit my weight.

52. In this life, you have warmed my deepest heart. I don't even expect to be attached to you in my next life. I am very grateful for this reincarnation. Thanks for this life, I can understand you and you can understand me.

I got up early in the morning and received a gift from him, which was both pleasant surprise and touching.

54. May my thanks turn into a glass of water to nourish your lonely life.

55. Thank you for coming all the way!

56. Warm as you are, thank you for your surprise and touch, and thank you for spending one birthday after another with me.

57. He is a word, you are a score, and you are a chorus. A naturally healthy and happy couple.

58. I am really flattered to receive such an unexpected red envelope today.

59. Thank you for listening to me when I was bored.

60. A good-looking person gave me a red envelope, but I still hesitated.

Qq Tanabata Funny Talk about Tanabata Funny with Words

1, it actually rained on Tanabata, and gnome male-"let you show your love.

2. On Tanabata, if you are alone, you can play games all day at home or in the Internet cafe, no matter what day it is today.

Today is really a happy day! ! My dearest father bought beautiful flowers for my dearest mother, and I proudly held them all the way. My cool brother danced in Shuai Shuai, and I instantly felt very cute. It's also great to spend Tanabata with parents. Finally, I wish you all the best! ! This is the happiest Valentine's Day I have had since I was single for more than 20 years. I hope I will have a happier holiday in the future! Happy Valentine's Day!

4. Is it Tanabata today? No, today is the Lugouqiao Incident! Don't say it's Qixi when you see July 7. Tanabata is August 13!

5. Tanabata. Far less important than a girlfriend. "

We have never been apart for two years, and he will leave tomorrow, that is, Qixi. He said he would work hard to make money and give me happiness, and I would wait for him.

7. It's been 10 years, brother. This is all your homework for the Qixi summer vacation with me.

8. There is a lover on Tanabata, but there is no lover's breath.

9. I am still very happy on Valentine's Day without my lover!

10, someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata this year?

1 1, people who care too much will show their sadness, and the feelings reflected from others will * * * encourage ~ Tanabata to come, happy.

12, Tanabata! How I look forward to the miracle that Cowherd and Weaver Girl meet! Happy Valentine's Day.

13, blind date is distribution, love is direct selling, and throwing hydrangeas to attract relatives is bidding. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

Happy Tanabata today. I wish couples happiness, and be careful that I will catch a man named Dad when I meet a couple.

15, Tanabata on the 20th, another Tuesday.

16, what are we excited about when we meet Chang 'e on Tanabata?

17, Tanabata can only sleep at home, who wants to accompany me?

18, [It's also a mushroom that I spend Tanabata alone. Come out, I'll comfort you. ]

19,-Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and Chinese Valentine's Day cancelled. Please tell each other. Singles are all good children's newspapers.

20, mellow wine, drunk with a drop; Beautiful flowers are intoxicating; The story of Qixi has been told for thousands of years; Love your heart, forever. On Valentine's Day, carve roses into short messages and meet in secret language under the grape trellis.

2 1 has never changed. What I want and what I pursue have not changed. Actually, I'm just tired and want to live in a different way. Now I won't. A person spends Tanabata, just remembering the last Valentine's Day. I will have a good life. Be worthy of yourself, be worthy of time, and be worthy of you given by time.

22. Tanabata, I waited for you for a long time, and all I got was' Happy Festival'. I laughed until my eyes were full of tears.

23. To be honest, I'm not afraid to spend Tanabata alone, but I'm afraid you'll spend it with her!

24. Tanabata is coming. I hope this sentence exceeds 520 to give my girlfriend a surprise. Fang Wanting, I love you ~

25. This Tanabata is not Tanabata, and there is no hurry for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl to meet. Magpie bridge is the past, take a look, high-tech: the Milky Way flies rockets in the sky, and the telephone line is connected underground. QQ is invisible here, and I just want to hold your hand here.

26. Tomorrow is Tanabata. I will spend some time with the car, and there is a fan who feels sorry for me.

27. Whether it is white day, Green Valentine's Day or Qixi Valentine's Day, I am alone.

28. Last night I asked him how to spend Tanabata, and he said, why don't you spend it with me? I said yes. But I forgot that we have separated!

29, after that, no longer tempted, no need to be sincere; Since then, the world is no longer serious.

30, love is a kind of pay, no matter how wide the Milky Way is, I will turn into a guard to fill the sea, no matter how far the road is, I will move mountains like a foolish man, no matter how strong your heart is, I will turn into a drop of water to wear through the stone, even if you are bored again, I will use an iron pestle to grind the needle and generate electricity. This life will make you happy. Happy tanabata.

Girls talk about Valentine's Day on Tanabata. Daquan is suitable for sending boyfriends on Tanabata. Tell me about 202 1.

1. For the rest of my life, snow is you, dullness is you, poverty is you, and glory is you. The tenderness in my heart is also caused by you.

When everything is clear, I hope you can accompany me to see the running water!

In the storm, Wan Li, I will follow you wherever you go!

4. Love your heart deeply and dream for a long time. Everything is your face.

After living in many places, I found that your heart is the best room.

There are some warm things I just want to do for you. Even if you don't want them, I won't give them to others.

7. I want love, not a short tenderness, but a lifetime of waiting; It's not a temporary favor, but persistence. If you only do one romantic thing in this life, it is to grow old with you.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

9. Send some flowers and plants implicitly and run hand in hand. If you are full of food and drink, sing and dance enthusiastically, cuddle romantically, execute them on the spot crazily and send a timid message. Ah, dear, hello on Valentine's Day.

10. Have a glass of wine in the morning and meet lovers after dusk. Is there an intoxicating smile? Kiss me, I won't be shy. Tanabata is not only in the sky, but also on earth. The annual tanabata, hand in hand happiness forever.

1 1. Because of you, I am full of energy; Because of you, I changed my lifestyle; Because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine the world without you.

12. Some true feelings cannot be concealed by time; Some memories, the years can't pass; Time stirs the wings of love and flows into my heart with your breath. Loving you is my greatest hope in my life!

13. Decorate the good times with romance, wrap the good life with sweetness, watch the sweet love with happiness, and pour out the oath of true love with sincerity: Dear, love you all your life and never give up!

14. You asked me how much I love you, which is probably, I met you a hundred times, and I fell in love with you a hundred times.

15. Before you, I never thought about getting married. After meeting you, I never thought about getting married.

16. The most beautiful love, neither lack of days nor lack of old age, just want to be with you for a lifetime, that's all.

17. Have a deep dialogue and write it for you; There is a romantic confession from you; Have an inner straightforwardness and love you for a lifetime; There is a sincere confession that will accompany you all your life.

18. I was shocked that my lovesickness didn't show up, but I didn't know what was going on, and it kept going like this. There are hundreds of charms and thousands of reds in the world, but you are my favorite.

19. Your tenderness has made me captured and swallowed again and again, and made me know how to cherish, be tenacious and be happy.

20. Holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.

2 1. A joy that makes you happy every day; A greeting makes you worry-free; A sincere non-return; Real feelings make you all right; A love as long as you are happy!

22. Just because I saw you again by the river, the seeds of love were planted in each other's hearts at that moment, and the days of love were comfortable and leisurely.

23. Thirty years later, if there is still the word persistence in the world, I hope it belongs to me; Thirty years later, if there is still the word moved in the world, I hope it belongs to you.

24. Holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.

25. See you on the bridge of the sky. The world is round tonight. The moon is at the top of the forest, and people are about after dusk. See you at Qixi Bridge, and the friendship is endless. When you meet in silence, everything is in silence.

26. Put a heart on your pillow so that you can sleep next to my heart every night. There is no longer Tanabata in the world, only we will never part.

27. Happy Tanabata Night, love never dies; Send true feelings, no true feelings; Forward it to a friend and wish you longevity; Keep this message and be happy in this life!