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The lines about turtle shells spoken by the demo in Who Calls My Youth?

Sample: You big fool! It's obviously a snail, but it won't be crushed to death by being overweight unless it's carried on a turtle shell!

Fang Yu: The metaphor is vivid, but it sounds awkward to me. Can you replace the turtle shell with a crab shell?

There are also some that I like very much, and I have sent them to you~~

1. Just because the future is unclear, does not mean that there is no sunrise in the chest,

2. Life can be arrogant, frustrating, extremely joyful, painful, ridiculous, and tearful, but it cannot be ordinary, dull, or boring.

3. There are always some words in life that make your eyes shed tears, but you have to smile and listen; there are always some moments in life that make your heart break, but you have to endure it.

4. What others have bumped into is not counted as a wall, and what has not been stumbled upon by oneself is not counted as a failure. When youthful spirit confronts reality, reality will always win.

5. All youth have moments of regret. After mistakes, after pain, after enlightenment, after knowing shame and becoming brave, it is maturity that breaks out of the cocoon. When I can finally use the word "mature" to describe myself, through the vague scars that still exist, I can still recall the slightest pain.

6. Neither the person involved nor the bystanders can do anything to deal with the collapsed spirit and will. Whether they are full of distracting thoughts or despair, confusion is the only operable attitude toward time.

7. Eighty percent of the main factors that control destiny are determined by oneself and the individual’s subjective initiative. Good things are what you have achieved by yourself, bad things are what you have brewed yourself. The environment is a shield for you to be ashamed of facing failure, and complaining about your parents is the opium smoke fed to you by the incompetent.

8. You cannot choose the form of life, but you can choose the quality of life.

9. If someone helps you today, you will return the favor tomorrow. Don’t take it for granted when you are helped. Don’t expect others to be grateful when you help. No matter it is watermelon or sesame, no matter how warm it is, it is affection and gratitude. , giving, repaying, this is how the cycle of favor goes.

10. The reason why the hard road is difficult is that there are thorns every step of the way. Every step you step on is a thorn, and you will encounter various problems every step you take.

11. All chapters must be rewritten, except for one thing - love.

12. Learn to let your ideals fall back to a down-to-earth ground, learn to deal with trivial matters everywhere, and learn to cross the ravines that were previously dismissed. Only history needs to remember the strong. We cannot be remembered by history, but we can make our relatives need us, our friends feel warm, and passers-by feel happy. Let history praise the pioneers who have great ambitions, pioneered the world, and created great achievements, and let life reward the mortals who work hard and take care of themselves!

13. When sweetness is mixed with bitterness, love gains weight.

14. Promises are not necessarily evil. In the relationship between men and women, some may become a cover for building a plank road or secretly building a warehouse, and some may turn into an excuse for a high-sounding protective umbrella. These may all be defined as "white lies"; But the only thing that is just is the all-encompassing deception of "If the sky falls, I will be the one to carry it". Only such high-spirited bullshit lies are worthy of praise.

15. When a parent ties her own worth and the rise and fall of honor and disgrace to her children, she is tantamount to joining high-risk gambling and kidnapping her children to the gambling table. Unfortunately, this is exactly the Chinese way of interdependence between parents and children.

16. The apocalypse is approaching when landslides, landslides, sky collapse, tsunamis, and oceans flood the country. Emotions are the only air, water, food, and medicine we can rely on to save ourselves. In a calm situation with a 99.999% probability in life, we should be prepared for danger in times of peace and treat love with caution, because when there is a disaster with a 0.001% probability, she is the last coordinate for us to save ourselves.

17. Those who persist are lonely, because in the end they are fighting against themselves.

Classic in the play

Philosophy

1. Lang Xinping: The concept of success instilled in people in society today is too single, and young people pursue nothing more than Making money, becoming famous, labeling yourself successful, being the same, and being the same as everyone else, this is a typical result-oriented approach. In fact, not everyone who gets results is successful, and those who have no results are not failures. Success is hidden in the process. Looking back in the future, the fun is not in the last moment when you hit the line. The result is a gift when you buy something. If it is good, it is a profit. If it is not, it is a profit. Nothing.

2. Zhou Jin: When everyone is young, they just want to leave their parents and go as far away as possible. Unconsciously, they have gone far away, separated by thousands of mountains and rivers. One day you suddenly look back and find that no matter how far you go, there is always a thread connecting you and them. By that time, your parents have grown old and their legs and feet are no longer agile. So you have to turn back and go back to them. The difference from the past is that you become an adult and they become children. Everyone follows this trajectory, leaving and coming back, separating and reuniting, this is home.

3. Lang Xinping: Home is the condition that Chinese people have relied on for thousands of years. It is everyone’s safety umbrella, protective cover, and the bottom of the heart. If nothing is gone, there is still home. Not to have nothing.

4. Qingchu: "Youth should make your own decisions. I have never doubted this, but now I am confused. Is it right to make your own decisions?"

5. Zhou Jin: "Everyone has to pay a price when growing up. No one can grow up smoothly. Maturity must be accompanied by pain."

6. Lawyer Xing: If you want to make money, you must first forget about money. In the same way, fame , The same is true for success. The purpose of utilitarianism is understandable, but the process must not be utilitarian. Attitude determines the result. If you have no desire, you will be strong!

7. Zhou Jin: Failure is a required course for maturity. No one can grow smoothly. Behind any success, there are countless setbacks to pave the way and even a painful price to pay. Everyone's struggle is a history of blood and tears. If you don't go through ups and downs, you won't see the rainbow. For anything, the glamor is only on the surface, and there is always unknown pain hidden behind it. Everyone grows up like this.

8. Lang Xinping: Reason and emotion are the most difficult questions in life. Covering reason with emotion is immature, and complete reason is empty talk. The sign of maturity is to separate the two and look at problems emotionally. , but the problem must be treated rationally.

9. Sample: Everyone has a personality, and no one is born to adapt to society. The environment is like a river. We are all stones in the river. At the beginning, we all have different shapes and have horns on our heads. , there are thorns on the body, and after being washed away by drinking water over time, the horns and thorns will be rounded.

Love

1. Fang Yu: You are a young man who has no pursuit, why can’t you look further ahead?

Sample: Before I met you, I had a long-sighted vision, but when I saw you, I became short-sighted.

2. Fang Yu: I feel very small, like an ant crawling around, and a handful of bulldozers can finish the job.

Sample: What happened to being small? We are both insignificant and will never be as successful as a bulldozer. We have been busy for half our lives to support a handful of others, but ants have the happiness of ants.

Fang Yu: What do you think happiness is?

Sample: Happiness is - working hard with the ant I think is the most handsome, for what others see as grass, and for what we see as a big tree.

Fang Yu: You work so hard and still feel happy?

Sample: Happiness without experiencing pain is not good happiness.

3. Qingchu: Zhou Jin, does love make people lose themselves?

Zhou Jin: The self is the easiest thing to be cannibalized. Responsibility, obligation, love, whatever comes, it has to give way and be sacrificed. The end of the self is getting less and less. What I am facing now, Just zero ego.

4. Qingchu: Even if you are Lei, I have no choice but to fall in love with you. If you want to explode, just explode. It's not easy to meet true love. When you do, you have to love it to the end. If you don't get out of the way and get blown up, it won't be a loss. At any rate, I have loved you.

5. Qingchu: Aren’t you afraid that after marriage, the two of you will fall into trivial matters, eating and drinking every day, having troubled parents, and becoming less free?

Sample: Don’t be afraid, we have love.

Qingchu: Love may be worn away by trivial life and ruthless years.

Sample: Don’t be afraid of wasting away. If you can’t even love, what else can resist wasting away?

6. Sample: Freedom is valuable, but responsibility is even more valuable.

Gao Qi: If it’s for love?

Sample: I won’t throw anything away!

7. Qingchu: Haven’t you always wanted to get married?

Zhou Jin: I long for it, but I can’t get married now, because I want you to have the right to keep our love and the right to give it up, the right to be impatient to wait for another one, and the right to fall in love with someone else. Rights...

Qingchu: I only want your rights to be mine.

Zhou Jin: This is your lifelong right. You don’t need to get married, and I will always belong to you.

8. Qingchu: Staying rational all the time is like a machine. If a person does not become emotional at least once in his life, it will be a pity to live.

9. Gao Qi: Love is a very beautiful thing. Rather than being a form of two people getting along, it is better to say that it is a feeling in our hearts. Whether we are in love, unrequited love or lost love, although the results are very different, we all experience the taste of love, sweetness, pain, sadness, which is the way we enjoy love.

Gao Qi: Why do you have to make love so miserable just because you can’t satisfy it? That's not love, it's just possession. Most people's love only stays in the possession stage, which is very elementary. That's why there are so many entanglements, resentments and even mutual harm. When the purpose of love is no longer possession, love is no longer related to the person you love. You can enjoy love in any form. This is the legendary "my love has nothing to do with you."

10. Lang Xinping: If you can’t change the outcome of your children, just help them improve the process. Since the mother cannot lead her daughter to the other side of happiness she planned, she can still help her child find happiness through the narrow path. The roads to happiness are different, but they may lead to the same destination.

11. Fang Yu: I’m not handsome, I’m not very capable, I don’t make much money, I’m in debt, and I’ve made mistakes. Will you marry me?

Demo: Yes! I'm not beautiful, I know Peking Opera, nursing and shorthand, I've put you in debt, and I've made mistakes for me, will you marry me?

Fang Yu: Yes!

Life

1. Xiaoxian: My name is Qian Xiaoxian, the size is small, and the appearance is the same. Although it's not grand, it's cute.

2. Sample: Why did you do that to me if you don’t want to fall in love?

Fang Yu: I think there are many girls like that. Can we fall in love?

Demo: Then you are a gangster!

Fang Yu: When a gangster encounters Two Hundred and Five, don’t blame anyone.

3. Fang Yu: There is a KTV in Beijing called the cash cabinet. When you open the door, you can spend money. If you want to make money so much, I will change your name to ensure good luck.

Sample: It’s called a money box.

Fang Yu: It doesn’t sound so nice, it’s called Qiantan.

4. Sample: When did you buy it? Why didn't I see it?

Fang Yu: It’s okay.

Sample: I am very happy to meet you. My summary of you along the way is: a liar, a gangster and a thief.

5. Yang Er: Your aunt is the kind of person who doesn’t seek advancement and doesn’t know how to realize her own self-worth. How can she be as enterprising as me? This is the difference between chaffinch and swan.

Pili: But since I was a child, I have felt that my aunt’s house is warmer than ours, and the family atmosphere is particularly good.

Yang Er: That’s because the two chaffinches in their family got together, unlike ours, where I found a chaffinch as well.

6. Leilei: My name is Leilei, what about you?

Perak: Li Pili.

Lei Lei: The name is cool enough, let’s add one to make it even cooler, Lei Pei! ”

7. Sample: That’s how I am good at learning and doing good things.

Fang Yu: You will learn the wrong ways faster.

8. Grandma Fang: Sample , I have never seen a better girl than you, why don’t you get married to Fang Yu quickly?

Diamond: Ah? Grandma, aren’t you a little too hasty?

Grandma Fang: Don’t worry, you’ve already picked up the cards, why don’t you hurry up?

9. Sample: Nowadays, when women are looking for men, they like to look up. She needs to look up. Do you understand? It is said that there is a gap between men and women, so it is not your fault, it is the fault of the gap. I suggest you just look down and find someone to look up to you, isn't it?

10. Sample: What girls like is seriousness with a little bit of irregularity, but this irregularity does not hinder the seriousness. Girls all pursue stability, but they cannot be too stable, and stability should be included. So restless, but this restlessness cannot destroy the stability."

11. Yang Yi: I am your mother, and I want to participate in your feelings!

Qingchu: Am I looking for it or are you looking for it?

Yang Yi: You look for it, but I have to control the direction. The life of my children is a ship, and the person at the helm should be an experienced sailor, that is me, your mother.

Qingchu: I’m afraid you’ll dig a ditch for me.

12. Demo: Are there any more? I still wasn't full.

Qingchu: It is a state where the meaning is not complete.

Sample: Are you just half-full on purpose?

13. Yang Shan: What are you looking at? Don't get it wrong, you don't stand a chance.

Sample: This is the last time I look back at this land.

Yang Shan: It’s quite hot in our house.

Sample: Mom, I want to go to the toilet in Beijing for the last time.

14. Lei Lei: She knows that she is naive. If she is not allowed to complete the childish process, she will continue to be childish.

Qingchu: Then can she get the desired result if she continues to be childish like this?

Lei Lei: Who knows? Maybe being childish is all it takes to be mature.

15. Lei Lei: You called me here in a hurry just to watch your parents drink coffee?

Pili: You don’t know what it means. This scene has never appeared in my 20 years of memory.

Leilei: Huh? Then their life is really boring, and there is really no need to maintain this kind of marriage.

Pili: But now, not only are they sitting together drinking coffee, but my dad just bought a jacket under my mother's personal guidance.

Lei Lei: What does that mean?

Thunderbolt: A possibility appears in life.

Lei Lei: I understand. Originally, the wheel of history was moving forward smoothly, but you not only forced the brakes, but also tried to reverse it. Your parents were found out: they are just two insulators put together, but they cannot carry electricity.

Thunderbolt: But if the molecular structure changes from the inside, there will be a qualitative change.

Lei Lei: Forgive me for my blindness, but I couldn’t see any qualitative changes hidden in the two cups of coffee.

16. Sample: You idiot! It's obviously a snail, but it won't be crushed to death by being overweight unless it's carried on a turtle shell!

Fang Yu: The metaphor is vivid, but it sounds awkward to me. Can you replace the turtle shell with a crab shell?

17. Fang Yu: Responsibility is a goal with no choice, you must work hard to achieve it; responsibility is also a huge force, giving you always the courage and energy to work hard.

18. Fang Yu: I can be hot and cold for a while. Do you really treat me like steel?

Sample: I saw it just now, why did you become a money string?

Fang Yu: I have a business acumen, and this time we are even more compatible. We are a couple.

19. Fang Yu: Is it enough to be happy?

Demo: Enough! I have limited food, limited clothing, and limited flowers every day, but my happiness must be unlimited!

20. Yang Er: Pili, are you in Cambridge?

Pili: Yes...

Yang Er: Damn it! I just saw you on TV. What's going on?

Pili: Mom, did you see it?

Yang Er: Did I see it? So you are indeed in Beijing, right? Change your landline immediately and spend your money on international roaming and local calls! Forget about changing the landline, go back to grandma’s house immediately!

21. Lei Lei: Thunderbolt, winter is here, can spring be far behind?

Pili: I'm ready. This winter will be cold and long, and there will probably be a cold spring as well.

Lei Lei: The darkness before dawn is extremely dark. Push through and the sun will still rise!

Thunderbolt: I died heroically. May I die and survive the desperate situation!

22. Yang Er said to Pili: You deceived and deceived me. All my hard work and efforts have been ruined by you. You have lived up to the name I gave you. I originally hoped that you would be like thunder in spring. , the result was good, a bolt from the blue, it hit me on the head.

23. Yang Yi: Communication, you see how well I communicate with Qingchu. Although there are many things that cannot be unified, I have been persisting in communicating with her. There are many contradictions. It's open.

Demo: There are still a lot of contradictions, and they come out as we go.

24. Thunderbolt: In my subconscious, I have a fear of power and an ostrich mentality of muddling along. On the other hand, the small flame of my ideal flickers and refuses to be extinguished.

25. Pili: My mother thinks that apart from being like her, getting dual recognition of wealth and status is called success, while others who are ordinary and have no achievements are called worthless.

Sample: In the eyes of my second aunt, my life has basically been in vain.

26. Yang Er: Your superior living conditions, your study abroad at a young age, and your entry into the business world after your studies were all imposed by me. You don’t care about it, so what is your ideal? Be a cook? That is willful and playful! That kind of ideal is worthless. The valuable ideal is to maximize the socialization and wealth of self-worth.

27. Thunderbolt: As long as it is an ideal, there is only a difference in form and no difference in value! To say that others are worthless is to use your personal values ??as a yardstick and impose them on others. Who has the qualifications to evaluate the form and quality of other people's lives?

Yang Er: My values ????are for the public...

Pili: Do you admit it? You just follow the crowd, have a single value, and are a slave to the world. You will always live in the eyes of others.

Yang Er: Tell me, where should I live?

Pili: You? That's it, it can't be changed. But I don’t want to be driven by fame and wealth, and I will work hard to seal the coffin and be called "great and famous" by others. I want to live for myself and do what I like, even if it cannot be exchanged for fame and success. In my eyes, everything is worthless, no matter who I love, I just want to be happy.

Yang Er: How did I educate you to regard money as dirt? "Rainstorm and Rainbow" is not a failure, it is a disastrous defeat! You were supposed to be guided to success by me, but instead you rebelled on the path of nihilism.

Perak: Correction, I am not nihilistic, I advocate liberalism.

Yang Er: I think it’s gangsterism.

28. Pili: Growth experience must be obtained by ourselves, not by your forceful indoctrination. If you don’t stumble, it means you have no experience. Sooner or later, you will fall there. Parents’ experience is valuable, but it is for reference only.

29. Pili: Mom, I hope you are happy, and I hope I can make you proud, but not at the expense of myself. You go chase your dreams, go to Cambridge, and piss me off like a fart.

Yang Er: My old aunt who works all the time goes to Cambridge?

Pili: It’s never too late to start pursuing your ideals. Don’t work hard or be busy for me. Go find yourself.

Yang Er: I can’t help you, I’m depressed!

30. Pili: Uncle Lei, this is my mother Yang Er. She came over to see how her money was wasted.

Lei Lei: Aunt Yang, this is my dad, Lei Li, coming to see how much more money can be fished out of the water.

31. Pili: Thank you, Comrade Yang Er, for devoting your whole life to my growth. What touches me most is that you and Comrade Lei Lilai have made an indelible contribution to the survival of Pili Western Restaurant. For your contribution, the history of the restaurant will remember you. Mom, the spring silkworms don’t run out until they die, and the wax torches don’t dry up until their tears turn to ashes. Thank you for your hard work!

Yang Er: This is the first time our daughter has spoken human words. I finally know what it means to kill someone with a soft knife.

32. Demo: There is nothing I can do well in my life, but I am good at one thing: persistence! Others only look back when they hit the wall. I don't look back even if I hit the wall. I want to cross over.

33. Li Bohuai: A strong man may not be suitable for you. If both of them are strong, sooner or later it will be a fight.

Yang Er: If you are not strong, we will fight a lot.

Li Bohuai: It’s just you fighting me. Your temper has only gone up and down over the years. It’s strange that you can get used to living with others.

34. Li Bohuai: In short, your consistent strength has suppressed your nature as a woman. In fact, you are a sharp-tongued person with a soft heart. You used to use knives on me without any fuss, but things are different now. You have fewer knives and more tofu. You are more considerate and magnanimous than before, and you are also more feminine. If you look at the people and things around you from a different angle, you will find that the world is very different. If you learn to stand in other people's shoes, you will be more tolerant.

Yang Er: Distance produces beauty. This is absolutely true. In the past, when we were together, we would find fault with each other all day long, and all we could see were shortcomings; now that we are separated, we have discovered each other's strengths and can communicate. If we had done this earlier, we would not have come to the stage of divorce.

35. Fang Yu: I hate your face the most, pretending to be noble and detached! As if you are not selfish, jealous, jealous, or pricking your love rival with a small needle behind his back in this life!

Gao Qi: Fang Yu, you have to go to the hospital with me. There is something wrong with your mental state now.

Fang Yu: No! Let me tell you: Normal people are in the same state of mind as I am. They eat all kinds of food, poop and fart. They laugh when they are happy and cry when they are in pain...

Sample: When you lose love, you become jealous and jealous, and you jump up and down in anger.

36. Sample: A new day has begun. We must continue to work hard. As long as we have perseverance, we can grind the iron pestle into a needle.

Fang Yu: It depends on the original material. We are just a wooden pestle, which can at most be ground into toothpicks.

Demo: Fang Yu, do you know what the happiness of ants is?

Fang Yu: Small appetite, not greedy.

Sample: We are content. Others are not full after eating a bowl, but we will be happy for half a year if we have one.

37. Lei Lei: The love of parents is like a wet cotton-padded jacket. It feels uncomfortable to put on and cold to take off. When they both circle around you, you will feel that you are waterlogged.

38. Sample (stock hall): I have been sitting here all afternoon. The more I think about it, the more I feel that the market is the same as life. Everyone is a stock. Have you seen that green patch? I almost hit the bottom inside. This person is walking to higher places, and the water is flowing to lower places. You can't just look down and you will never make progress. If you don't look at those red ones, they are so eye-catching! It's like Zhou Jin is a blue chip stock, Qingchu is a blue chip stock, Pili is a potential stock, and I am a junk stock.