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What's the humor in car maintenance?

The content is as follows:

1, marriage and car need maintenance. If the car is not maintained for a long time, it will stall and go on strike; Marriage will not last long, it will break up.

2, cars, transportation, I don't like to spend my mind on maintenance and beauty, take your time. Don't save too much, and you will be happy if you are not a rich second generation! Two people struggle for the future together, plain and warm.

People think cars are better. A good car is safer than a woman. All you have to do is pay for it and maintain it for 5 thousand kilometers instead of maintaining it for an hour every morning. Oil changing machine filters gasoline and air filters 20,000 kilometers to change brake pads. Check brake discs 60,000 kilometers to change brake discs and drums 80,000 kilometers to change tires100,000 kilometers for sale.

4. I read a sentence. Life is a jeep to its destination. There are bumps and bumps along the way, wear and tear, good scenery and greed. It is difficult to get to the desired destination without maintaining the car.

The first two years of car use is the peak of its life. As long as it is maintained daily, there is basically no problem, but after using the car for more than two years, it will start to replace some of the most easily worn parts.