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Summer mat
In the summer afternoon, take a broom to clean the fallen leaves on the ground in front of the door and spread a mat. Naturally, someone will come and sit down without shouting.
My neighbor's sister-in-law in the east, my uncle's aunt in the west, my mother began to sit on a mat after dinner. Sometimes there are many neighbors, and because there are not enough mats to sit on, all the stools at home are moved out.
My aunt has a big pancake in her hand, which contains dried fish and peppers fried by herself. Chew with appetite, sweat on your spicy forehead, and eat so spicy. Say: women should be able to eat spicy food, and they should be the masters.
Sister-in-law is holding a pile of semi-finished sweaters in her arms, saying that she knitted sweaters for my brother. Skillful fingers can rotate up and down, and the pattern can be woven very thin and evenly without looking at it, which is amazing.
My mother likes to sit on the mat and peel edamame, pinch beans, pick leeks and cook tomorrow's dishes.
Curling smoke, barking dogs and crowing chickens, sunset, birds in trees, gossiping wives, daily necessities, all these constitute a life full of flavor.
I like the small mat in the afternoon. I like to listen to the gossip that my mother and sisters-in-law embellish there, twittering and dancing; I like to watch my aunt eat big pancakes, with bulging cheeks and rhythmic jaws. I can't eat spicy "wet" pancakes, but I like to watch others eat them. I like watching my sister-in-law knit a sweater blindly. I like her dexterous hands. She is not knitting a sweater, she is knitting my beautiful dream of a beautiful youth.
They sat on the mat, and I was bored in the human nest.
My arms and legs are covered with toilet water, so I'm so comfortable and happy lying in a human nest. Cross your legs, look at the sky, look at the trees and listen to them, especially when they speak ill of others and say nonsense, which attracts me the most.
Sleeping on a mat, I can't be honest. After a while, I tugged at my sister-in-law's sweater and took it off. My sister-in-law slapped my hand away. Crossing my legs is very tired, and I want to cross my mother's shoulder. As long as my feet cross my mother's body, my mother will grab me and pinch me. If she catches one, she will say, go away.
Haha, you will be honest as soon as you are beaten. It got dark and mosquitoes began to eat dinner. I fell asleep listening to them chatting. I, my mother can hit at will, but mosquitoes can't bite at will. While chatting with others, my mother fanned me to fight mosquitoes.
There are me, my sister and my uncle's daughters on the mat. Like puppies, we roll into a small ball and sleep like pigs.
My mother and my aunt took turns fanning the wind with fans and beating mosquitoes for us. Hehe, the fans "pa" on this child for a while and "pa" on that child for a while. My aunt said, Look at these dead girls, as thin as dry wood. How can there be blood on them? Mosquitoes can still suck up the stomach. Really capable.
People left in the middle of the night, and dad came back from enjoying the cool at the bottom of the river and put us all in mosquito nets.
Cool up and lean against the corner, and lay it tomorrow. Their gossip will be made public tomorrow.
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