The story of consumers being cheated needs material and can be acted. Hurry up! ! ! ! !

Personality: A is handsome (I am afraid that my wife will look down on others at home, but I am also a fool myself, referred to as A)

Silly handwriting (a silly and funny character who is often deceived). Called hi)

Wu Laoer (a liar who buys watermelons)

Sun Pangzi (a liar who buys shoe brushes)

Time: sometimes

Location: On the street.

Text:

Hi: (on the stage) Oh, oh, why are there so many people today? Tell me, tell me, why are there so many people here when I am embarrassed? Let me introduce myself to you, old man. I am 58 years old and my glasses are 580 degrees. I was cheated when I walked around the streets. What do people call me? (Clapping his thigh) Call me a fool! Alas ~ ~ ~ Why am I so stupid? Why am I so depressed? (slapping his head, depressed)

(Rushing to the stage and bumping into him) Hey, isn't this the Xi Zi brother? See this and shake your head? Like a fan's father!

Hi: What is his father?

Answer: Ring the bell! With this IQ, it is absolutely suitable for transplanting rice!

Hi: Look who's here. Look, look.

A: (Masculine) Who is it? Who is what?

Hi: Your wife!

A: (immediately squats down and runs behind him) Where? Where is it?

Hi: (joke A) Just like you, you are a fan and your daughter-in-law is a branch.

What do you mean?

Hi: Your ancestors!

Are you still pretending with me? In order to prove your transplanted head, I'll give you a brain teaser that a newly weaned child can have to test you. Dare you come?

Hi: don't come to the newly weaned, if you can, you can come in your stomach!

I said, how many kinds of men are there in the world?

Hi: Ah ~ ~, there are ~ ~ n kinds of men in this world.

A: Wrong, or N kinds? There are four kinds!

Xi: Then you can say that n equals 4, so it's over.

A: The first one is cool and handsome. (posture)

Hi: (holding hands) I said, brother, you can't praise me in front of so many people, can you? The whole family is embarrassed!

Bah, lose face

Hi: What's up? It's just that we young people go to this station, this little head? These little eyes? Which little girl saw it ~ ~ ~

A: Stop, stop, I've never seen you so shameless! The second type, number two, is handsome but not cool. (posture)

Hi: Hee hee, I'll keep this.

A: This has nothing to do with you. Listen to the third! That is not handsome, but pretending to be cool every day!

Xi: The first two are not, so this legitimacy is mine!

A: the constitution clearly stipulates that it is not your old man! The fourth is you!

Hi: (holding A's hand) Brother, why don't you fix this thing? Is there me in these four rounds?

Do you want to know what kind of person he is? He is neither handsome nor cool. Talk, gasp, vomit. Go to the bathroom, not to mention pants. After dinner, the money will not be paid. I broke up with other girls when I was in puppy love. what did i say? My old man is gesticulating. This is the legendary China Wushu! (I like to do action coordination)

Hi: Kick armor, you go away, you go away! (With an accent, go away) Aren't you burying me in front of so many old audiences?

A: But, but, but he will be the same!

Hi: You can save me some face. Tell me, what else can I do?

A: That's-cheated, cheated!

Hi: Oh, you can't say.

A: What's the matter?

Hi: At noon today, I asked a watermelon seller to give me a hard time!

A: Tell everyone, what's going on?

Xi: Isn't that what happened?

(1) Wu. Put a big card in the center of the stage, which says: one yuan and twenty cents. A chair, a table with some watermelons on it.

Wu: Watermelon, watermelon, sweet, Sandy is a magic big watermelon! Come and have a taste. Come and buy it. (Hi, come here) Hey, Grandpa, come and try my sweet and sandy magic watermelon on a hot day. I tell you, son, if you don't eat my watermelon, he won't go to college; Boy, if you don't eat my watermelon, he won't find a partner; Middle-aged people, if they don't eat my watermelon, they can't hold the fat man; What if an old man like you eats my watermelon?

Hi: What's the matter?

Wu: Hello, old lady!

Hi: Haha, I have to eat just for your words.

Wu: OK, OK, OK. Come on, grandpa, let's sit down and eat.

Hi: Hey, wait. Let's talk about it first How much do you charge for this watermelon?

Wu: Isn't it written?

Hi: Ah ~ ~ ~ (looking at the card) One yuan and twenty cents. Oh, very cheap. This street is the cheapest in your family! I have been wandering for decades and have been cheated. Today is a good deal for me. I want to thank God for this! Amen! (Hands up, kneeling on the ground)

Wu: How to entertain this uncle? Uncle, come on, we need to use it. Come on, sit down and eat!

Hey, we agreed that I wouldn't pay if it wasn't sweet!

Wu: I don't want money if it's not sweet! I don't even want money if it's not magical!

Hi: OK. (Sit down and eat, wolf down)

Wu: Oh, oh, oh, grandpa, you eat slowly, you eat slowly. (to the audience) Do you want to be fooled after eating? (I like to stand up after eating) Oh, have you finished eating? You only ate five dollars?

Hi: How much is it?

Wu: Tell me, Grandpa, how do you feel after eating my watermelon?

Hi: The feeling can be described in one word.

Wu: Which word do you want to tell us?

Hi: Great!

Wu: (one finger, slowly become two fingers. One and two fingers change, helpless expression. ) I said, Grandpa, look at this watermelon, too. Is this money? ~ ~ ~ Hehe

Hi: Ah, what is money? Do you think I care? Do I care? I just smiled, old man. I have plenty of money! (Turning away) How much is it?

Wu: You ate me five yuan.

Hi: Ah, one yuan and twenty cents. (takes out one yuan to Wu) Keep the change.

(turning to go)

Wu: (a happy pull) I said, Grandpa, it seems wrong for you to give this money.

Hi: No (ditto)? What's the matter?

Wu: My watermelon is one yuan and twenty cents a catty. You ate me five pieces, one piece is about 2 Jin. One * * * is ~ ~ 60. Take the money!

Hi: You, you're lying! I, I'll sue you at the Consumer Association! (I want to go)

Wu: (pulling the collar) You don't ask who I am? Still sue me?

Hi: (Scared) You, who are you?

Wu: Do you know the Black Cyclone?

Hi: Brother sparrow? Well, isn't that Liangshan hero? (afraid)

Wu: That's my second uncle!

Hi: (shaking Wu's hand) Oh, I found it. Do you know who I am?

Wu: (surprised) You, who are you?

Hi: I'm Song Jiang, his cousin Song!

Wu: Oh, your old man is quite able to set up relatives.

Hi: That's right, serious relatives!

Wu: (sudden joy) Relatives also have to give money. Give the money quickly. I think your dad needs a beating! Give me the money!

(Take out 100 yuan, run to the table and give it back to Wu) Here you are. Oh, my mother, Liangshan thief!

Wu: Give me forty more? Haha, you have to be cheaper. Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to eat my magic watermelon, meet at the gate of the Institute of Chemical Technology at noon tomorrow! (Step down)

Hi: (A meets Hi on stage) Do you think such people are hateful or not?

A: I hate it, but didn't you just tell everyone? I have plenty of money, and I just laughed! Smile, you give everyone a smile!

Hi: I still want to cry now!

By the way, I have not introduced myself, have I? My last name is A and my first name is chic.

Hi: A chic one.

This year, in all likelihood, everything is fine. But I got sick after I got married. (Pretending to cough)

Hi: What's the matter? It looks serious, doesn't it?

A: bronchitis! Think of the past, the old society and male chauvinism. We men should talk at home. What if my wife doesn't listen at home?

Xi: Then cut her. What are you waiting for?

A: But now, it's backwards, backwards. It's all upside down. There's good news from the delivery room-it's born.

Hi: Congratulations, I gave birth to a big fat boy for you.

A: What? He was promoted to manager.

Hi: Oh, then you have no future.

A: It's all my own fault. Think about the past and look at the present. I'm really one after another.

Hi: As a result, you have bronchitis.

A: Is that right? The brush for cleaning shoes at home is broken again, and my superior ordered me to do it quickly. How do you think I buy things? You also learn!

Hi: OK, OK, OK, let me see and learn. (End)

(calories Sun Shang wrote several brushes that can't shed hair on the ground)

Sun: Which is the specialty of Shenyang, the brush, the brush? One dollar each, one dollar each.

A: Brother, how much is this brush?

Sun: One yuan a handful, just one quick money.

How about the quality?

Sun: Isn't it written? Dude, I'm telling you, who uses my brush? Nobody knows.

A: (Look at the cards) You can't lose your hair. Huh? Who knows who uses it? Ok, then give me one. (Give money, step down)

Sun: Have you gone far? Let me tell you a little secret. You call me a small businessman. Can I become a millionaire if I don't do something with this brush? Do you think so? No, I have to change my sales methods. (changed accent, Xinjiang dialect) Brush Luo Brush Luo, a specialty of Urumqi, Xinjiang. Our Xinjiang is a good place, a good place-(singing)

A: Let's have a look. Fakes really kill people. The brush I just bought has lost its hair again. My wife said that if I didn't find the theory of selling brushes, this rainforest-like brain would turn me into a Sahara desert. Where is it? Hey, is that him? That's him! Come here, come here.

Sun: What are you doing? Bullying is not local, is it?

I just bought a brush from you. Go home and brush my shoes. Hey! The mud on these shoes hasn't fallen off yet. This brush loses its hair quickly, like Ge You's head. Who can't recognize it? What did you say?/Sorry? What shall we do? Is it a refund or something?

Sun: In this case, I can only use a poem to express my feelings.

A: What? Can a seller of writing brushes write poems?

Sun: Morality is worthless, but conscience is not expensive. If you want to make money, I won't lose it. When did I tell you that my brush won't lose hair?

Isn't that what you wrote? You can't wrap your hair.

Sun: You should read it this way, so as not to lose everything.

A: What? Are you reading backwards?

Sun: If you want to be rich, you have to be cruel. I have to get up early and run around the office in the dark. I have endless sins, endless tiredness, endless kneeling, and unbearable tears. My husband Kouga chewed it up, so I won't give it back. I can tell you the places I like, and no one can!

I accepted it. Can I use it as a shoe target?

Sun: Hey, brush, brush for two purposes-(end)

A: (I like to play) Do you think people can be so angry? It's so irritating.

Hi: I am angry, but you are so stupid.

Who are you calling stupid? Who are you calling stupid?

Backstage: chic, go home! ! !

A: It's over. My wife asked me to pull. My rainforest-like head will definitely turn into a Sahara desert. I have to go, 88 88 (end)

Xi: Hey, hey, I said wait, wait, wait. Confucius said, what are you panicking about? Hey, A is smart, you wait, you wait, I plead with your wife for you, you wait-(End)

End! ! !