Are there any attractive humorous jokes to send QQ space?

Although I can't help all beings, I can hurt all people. Sort out some attractive humor space, let's have a look!

1, when you advise others, it is useless if you don't care about others' self-esteem.

2. Anger for one minute will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

3. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

4. I'm a little short of "especially hard-working", just a "bitter".

5. If you choose, you should bear it bravely. Whether it is happiness or pain, this is the only way to grow up.

6, come, drag it out, jj slice fried green pepper!

7. If you don't want to be trampled by others, there are two ways. One is stronger, and the other is shit!

8. Is it important to be a daughter-in-law or a game? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

9. Lovers' Valentine's Day and the enemy's Di Renjie.

10, the distance between people should be kept well, too close will stab people, too far will hurt people.

1 1, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

12, one person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live and die.

13. If you like a girl, you should study hard and make money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

14, pretending to be a city person, now the earth is called a village.

15, since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships.

16, you get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

17, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and tired.

18. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you when they are squatting? You are released by casting a large net and selective fishing.

19, money is not a problem, but I have no money.

20. Things that took a long time to understand will always be overturned by occasional emotional loss of control.

2 1, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

22. Just because I saw you a few more times in the crowd, I was blind from then on.

23. Why do you encounter funny things? Other girls just laugh, but you can't stop like an asthmatic donkey.

24. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

25. Everyone says that lovers love to get drunk, no one drinks until they vomit, and lovers love to cry.

26. Born with rain, not a genius!

27, even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!

28. Some people stay in bed because they have money and can sleep as late as they want. You lie in bed because you have no money. What a good meal you can save!

29, you are crazy, a little silly; Crazy to the end of the world

When you face things with troubles, you will feel that everything is karma and the world will become ugly and hateful.

3 1, our goal: look at money and earn more.

32, like a person, you don't have to fall in love with her, just get married.

I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

I found what I said very valuable when I paid the phone bill.

Emotionally, we are not good actors. I can't hide my love, and you can't show enthusiasm.