Chen's funny philosophical sentences about life

0 1 In fact, it's the same for people hiding in their mothers' stomachs, but you can't choose the wrong place for rebirth.

02. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?

03. Grandpa always said that people watch when they are doing things. It's not that God doesn't have eyes, but that God sometimes dozes off.

04. I just feel that it is worthwhile to silently guard a loved one who lives alone, no matter how much you pay, no matter how many sins you have, no matter how much you sweat.

05. The beast that scares the Northeast Tiger most is not a rough-skinned black blind man, not a 600-catty wild boar king, but a coyote on the mountain.

06, Chen smoking a cigarette, smoking a cigarette, smoky against the small mound like a dangerous place, there will be in The Journey to the West.

07. It is the greatest pleasure in life to live to see the enemies fall one by one.

08. The people who hurt others the most in life must be men and women with vague sense of distance. Everything is perfect, everything goes smoothly, which is just the wishful thinking of silly children, especially in terms of emotions.

09. Heart-to-heart is Buddha's heart.

10, if a person can't throw away all unnecessary things in 30 seconds, he is doomed to be abandoned by life.

1 1, the world is the path of birds, and human feelings are more savage than fish.

12, even if this son of a bitch trampled me into a ball of mud, I can squeeze out a dog's tail flower for you?

13, children soaked in sugar pots can have no life except to be spoiled by people and crushed by society when they grow up.

14, Cao Jia called it unruly, and Xiao Yao regarded it as wicked. This may be the difference between two women. Different positions will bring different perspectives, either overlooking or looking up.

15, no matter how much a man has suffered and resented outside. Everyone can knock on the door with a clean smile and stand next to a woman. It's not necessarily something. This is not an amazing feat. But it is enough to impress Cao Jia, who is extremely demanding and extremely low.

16, the heart can't be impetuous, but the technique must be thunderous.

17, Chen took a taxi for the first time. I don't know if his extreme inferiority caused him to burst into abnormal self-esteem. Sitting in a taxi, this little ant, who works in Shanghai and may be run over at any time, told herself loudly: Chen, at least next time that beautiful rich and powerful bitch comes to Shanghai, can you have some money in your pocket to treat others to a good meal?

18, you can't live without madness.

19 Like a mad dog, I have bitten, knelt and bowed my head, so it is glorious.

20. The big rich man trotted to pick up the cigarette rod, held it in his arms, and continued to squat, without looking at Dignā ga's almost ferocious face. For a long time, he said slowly: you don't owe me, anyone can owe me, except you. Son of a bitch, grandpa is gone, and I won't protect you and mom. Who will do it? This thing makes me sleep soundly every day, chew the green onions soundly and eat with peace of mind. ?

We've all seen 2 1 kg wild boar. Are you still afraid of people who weigh more than 100 Jin?

22, the heart is not destroyed by the decline of profit, fame and bitterness, but by the eight winds.

23. Zhu: How clumsy the wolf's ambition is when it floats.

24. It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years. A small person like me should wait about a year.

25. Don't be too eager to try to be brave when encountering disasters in big cities, and try not to do hurtful things when you are down and out. You can do some icing on the cake. The more wit, the less courage. They often drive into dangerous places and are in danger without knowing it. The last battle was heroic, but his luck was not so good. He wins every time. Sometimes in this life, he loses once and the whole game collapses.

At that time, Chen was just a toad who had only seen a slap in the face. Now Chen may jump into the well tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. After all, Shanghai is the city where Huang and Zhou Zhengyi were born, and there is only a thin line between heaven and hell.

27. I have suffered a lot. You can't miss anything. You can't have more than me.

28. Chen said from the bottom of his heart that he envied such a capitalist constantly chauffeured. He has a high starting point, pretty boy, probably a muscle from the gym. No wonder so many bachelors in China are angry, and it is not the fault of the disparity between the rich and the poor.

29. A beautiful woman standing on the dance floor must have a sense of being accosted and robbed. Chen is not a lover who has never touched a leaf among thousands of flowers, and there is nothing romantic to speak of. At least now, in his view, the final relationship between men and women is nothing more than rolling in bed, vulgar? Actually, it's a fact.

30. How do you know the value of my friend if I don't let you get into a little trouble on my website?

3 1, mosquito meat is also meat.

32. I won't look down on anyone. Roadside cleaners and dishwashers in small restaurants all have their own dignity.

33. I played with the eagle all day, but it blinded me.

34. If I put some thought into it, I can't believe I can't take this girl. Even if she is indifferent, I can become * * *.

35. Dare to do it and bring about my own destruction; If you dare to do it, you will live your life.

36. Chen is frugal, but it doesn't mean he is stingy. When there was a vicious family in Zhangjiazhai, none of the Chens were narrow-minded and smart. This is a phrase that wealth often recites.

37. When one thing needs to be argued or quarreled to make the other party yield, it is not that the other party is unreasonable, but that he is incompetent.

38. What height should a person reach before he dies to avoid dying in obscurity?

39. Chen subconsciously took out the note with the number written on it, folded it into a paper plane and put it in his hand. He looked out of the window, looked up at the skyscraper where he saw the real scene for the first time in his life, and muttered, Do I have to look up like this all my life?

40, dripping water wears away the stone as hard as iron, I am still, my heart is like a rock.

4 1. Don't try to be brave when encountering disasters in big cities, and try not to do things that hurt people when you are down and out. You can do some icing on the cake. The more wit, the less courage. They often drive into dangerous places and are in danger without knowing it. The last battle was heroic, but his luck was not so good. He wins every time. Sometimes in this life, he loses once and the whole game collapses.

42. If you dare to do it, you will kill your body; If you dare to do it, you will live your life.

43. This kind of delay is the most painful part of life.

44. It is not difficult to play dumb for a few days, but it is not fun to play dumb for more than 20 years, but it is terrible.

45. The more others treat him as a fool who can bully anyone, the more he wants to laugh, and the more he laughs, the more he treats him as an ignorant fool. This is an interesting cycle.

46. A pale and emaciated calm face, dressed in shabby clothes, stands slightly in the crowd and seems to be taller than anyone else.

47. With so many adults in the city, how difficult is it to climb higher than others? Is it much more difficult than the college entrance examination English listening test?

48. Among the 10,000 people riding white horses, the left side is yellow and the right side is pale. I just want to, Cao Jia. Go to the Central Plains in plain clothes. For the first time, shoot Sirius. Let go of Xiliang and leave it alone.

49. Xiaoyao, Xiaoyao, if you want to find a man, you have to find something you can control, so that you can get away with it. Not everyone can bear the love of a moth.

50, people are short-lived, and horses are fine and hairy; Full of warmth and desire, hunger and cold stole the heart.

5 1, dealing with the tasks assigned by the demanding boss. You must make your boss feel that you can finish 8/ 10 ahead of schedule and finally give the result of 120%. This will not disappoint your superior, but also give him a surprise. Even if you screw up, your superiors will have low expectations of you from the beginning. Your image will naturally light up.

She squatted down and suddenly made a gesture to the sky to form a rectangle. She smiled. Look, Chen, you can only see such a big sky now, and you can be satisfied, but if one day you walk out of this land and see more, will you still be satisfied with 2000 yuan?

I don't care whether it is convinced or taken orally. People respect me, I give him a kick, the dog bites me, I hit it with a pile of bricks, and that's what the knife edge is all about.

54. In his opinion, knowing a little feng shui will make him feel good. Qinhuai River is not full of XX amorous feelings in the eyes of literati, but a river of scarlet blood, as rich as sunset.

55. The heart is not destroyed by the decline of profit, fame and bitterness, but by the eight winds.

56. The rich are cats that don't worry about food. When they are happy, they bask in the sun. When they are unhappy, they come out to catch mice and play with them. The poor are rats. If they want to live, they must steal and run away.

57. Give what little conscience you have left to the people you care about.

58. Closed doors are deep mountains, and peace of mind is pure land everywhere.

59, Chen, you give me stand up straight, my people, have lost in a big mess, to move hands and feet, on the ground, have to stop?

60. Half the world is laughing at the other half. Actually, the whole world is a fool.

6 1, a thing has either value or price, and what has neither is waste. I think the little red flower is this kind.

62. Step back. If you can't broaden your horizons, take a few more steps. If you can't calm down for a while, just bear it for a few more minutes.

63. The world is a bird's path, and human feelings are more floating than fish.

For a woman who has never used facial oil, let alone cosmetics, she will not look in the mirror every day and feel that the years are ruthless.

65. If you want to succeed, no matter whether you are a nobody or a rich kid, you have to look farther, enlarge the measurement, think more, and then be six points cruel and three points cold, and you have to leave yourself and your descendants a little kindness.

66. This is the best time and the worst time.

In this city, it seems that there are more lovers in the same bed than men and women in the same bed.

68. A morality that satisfies oneself is not enough to be called morality. For example, if you save a person, if you save with a sense of morality, it is not morality, it is just a hidden fame and fortune.

69. She suddenly remembered her grandfather, who had held a grudge for twenty years. The old man once said a word to her mother in a rage. A woman in the Cao family can look down on the son of the general and the grandson of the governor, but even a beggar, as long as she stands alive instead of kneeling, as long as you are willing to marry, I dare to promise!

70. For this beautiful girl who has no worries about food and clothing, the diploma is just a piece of paper. If she doesn't squander her youth quickly, don't wait to marry someone else's wife before going to debauchery?

7 1, a dog jumps over the wall, and even the humble goods will arouse vicious moments. Small people should live with dignity. Men don't have money and women don't have guns, which are trivial things, but without dignity, dogs on the roadside won't look at you directly.

72. Well-planned surprises in life can always make people laugh. Laughter may be bloody or astringent.

73, put down, simple two words, a few eleven paintings!

74. Whether a person can have a wonderful position in the future depends on talent, wrist and vision. You have to believe in a little fate. For a man as big as China, there are only a handful of people who can really have sex. Some people stumbled and accidentally jumped the dragon gate. It seems absurd, but there are traces to follow.

75. The more others treat him, the more they can bully a fool who stepped on one foot. The more he wants to laugh, the more he laughs, and the more others regard him as an ignorant fool. This is an interesting cycle.

76. When spring comes, some people will miss it. Fortunately, it's not summer, otherwise it won't be free directly.

77. Do your best, score ten points and keep two points to avoid physical and mental fatigue.

78. There are many men in the world who can fight, and there are many handsome men, but it is rare to beat a man who dares to dismount the emperor and say that he will not die unless he kills him.

79. For gangsters, no matter how big a person is, he is mixed with a big man who can be called lean, or a big rogue with a shady table. There are no triads in China.

80. It is the greatest pleasure in life to live to see the enemies fall one by one.

8 1, there are bones buried underground, and there are ambitions.

82, a lot of bitterness, too bitter to say, is the most hurtful.

83. The relationship between women and feelings is like a cat and a mouse. Young girls treat feelings like a cat that hasn't debuted for a long time. When they saw the mouse, they thought there was no such shop in this village. They can't wait to swallow it in one gulp and keep it for a lifetime. If they lose it, they will cry. If you work hard, you will suffer.