Wechat is very funny

1. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried. You are really nice. You are the most exciting person I have ever met. Your silly look is really super cute, forcing me to write Tibetan poems for you.

My wife is pregnant, but my husband still can't help slapping his wife. After the son was born, he poked his father's head with his hand and asked him: Does it hurt if I poke you like this? Who did this? Shit, one can't see and the other is pretending to sleep!

The teacher asked a question: Students, what can we use to fill this classroom? The students answered one by one, but they never met the teacher's requirements. At this time, Xiao Ming came to the stage and slapped the teacher, and the classroom applauded instantly.

4. Precautions for the senior high school entrance examination: The turning sound must be loud and fast, so that the whole examination room can hear it, and they begin to doubt their lives. After hearing it, he shouted: It's so fucking simple! Put the pen down heavily, speak loudly, then twist the glass and start drinking. Clap your thighs halfway and shout: * * * * Original title! In the last 30 minutes, I started shaking my legs, glanced at the person who was trying to write, handed in the paper with a sigh and left. It doesn't have to be a good high school or a good university, but it must be in place. Also, I'll wait for you at the construction site.

5. Just seeing a child smoking, he advised: "Smoking is harmful to health, give it up!" He said, "I can't quit." I asked, "Why?" He proudly replied, "My grandfather smokes, and so does my father. It's my turn not to burn incense. "

6, friends circle, I used to think that "poor but three generations" means that you will not be poor after three generations! I didn't know until I grew up that I was too poor to marry a daughter-in-law in the third generation, and there would be no fourth generation!

7. Ask a girl out to play for the first time. I took a taxi after coming out of the mall. Unexpectedly, the big brother driving saw us and smiled and said, "Oh, another one?" I'm going to get angry after hearing this. I'm mad. Do I know you? Slander me like this? Just when I turned my head to explain to my sister paper that this guy was crazy, I saw that my sister paper nodded shyly to that big brother.

8. I failed the exam again. My mother asked angrily, "How did you study so badly?" I retorted, "I'm not someone else's child." Mom was speechless. Chinese teachers are desperate, while art teachers are desperate.

9. My girlfriend came last night and lay beside me after taking a shower. I'm so happy. Great, mosquitoes won't just bite me. See who dares to chat with me in the future!